Why does this club even exist?

Why does this club even exist?

To gift Liverpool points. They are the Newcastle of the Tyne-Wear derby

So that scousers who are slightly less affected by fetal alcohol syndrome have a club to support.

To lose to Liverpool

To fuck arsenal in the arse

Excelent last two digits

Nothing but sadness

To play murderball and claim to be the 'people's club'

for the goat tower?

They were a good opponent back in the day when Moyes at the helm. Leon Osman, Tim Cahill, Pienaar, Fellaini.... they had an identity but they got exposed now that they're to adopt the total football meme

aren't Newcastle the Newcastle of the Tyne-Wear derby?

I fucked up. You know what I meant.

JUST

So their fans can boo at everything

To give us 6 points per year

opium for the coal miners

While Liverpool FC is the art and literature

Tottenham of merseyside

Becouse they are happy to finish 9th every year and signing man united rejects they have two cup finals every season and it's playing against lpool

We're the people's club la

Who cares about winning trophies la

>total football

Did you even watch them tonight or against United/Arsenal

They give Irish "people" an easy route into the country.