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seems like yesterday >post ends in 194 wew nice get
Noah Clark
MMA is unironically the only real sport.
Brody Adams
>RAISE UP! GET YOURSELF TOGETHER AND DRIVE THAT FUNKY SOUL!
Jordan Russell
>194
Alexander Watson
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Where does the guy the post payouts get his numbers from? Do we have payouts from 206?
Cameron Gutierrez
Is Ronda on steroids?
Julian Sanchez
I have an unhealthy obsession with reporting early threads but I have a healthy obsession with makin' em
So it's all good HEUHEUHEUHEUE
Bentley Turner
i'm gonna break your jaw
Ayden Robinson
you aren't funny
Nathaniel Myers
i'm gonna break YOUR jaw
Camden Perez
I bought a house beating up your whole team, who's gonna teach you how to fight?
Nathan Ramirez
Can't fight fate, Dec 30th
Chase Adams
california releases them right away
206 was in turdranto
Robert Flores
It's his desteneh to be wurld champion no one can take this belt from him
Ethan Cook
>I ain't never had to chase pussy in my life
So does this mean that Paige was the one who came onto him? Really makes you think
Thomas Morales
You live in fairy tail right now
Austin Edwards
who can resist a guy who's 5'7?
Asher Perry
Do we like Megan Olivi?
James Sanders
>I used to fuck guys like you in high school
line of the year?
Gavin Campbell
no
Tyler Powell
their kid is going to be a midget, but a very confident one
Adam Gonzalez
do you have that pic when she's interviewing rumble?
Noah Jones
...
Gabriel Jackson
>tfw too intelligent to fight in one weight class
Ryan Wright
I though "/heem/" was stupid from the get go
Oliver Brown
shut up eskihomo
Dylan Garcia
>Blagoevgrad
Michael Hughes
>haha I am 5'9 I am better than Cody right?
Wrong He's better looking Stronger Smarter Nicer
Keep projecting though ;)
Ethan Edwards
Lads, I'm scared. What if Ronda wins? I don't want another 2 years of nonstop shilling. I don't want to have to see Ronda being a smug cunt on every goddamn talk show. I want her to go away.
The stakes in this fight are too high!
Jose Hernandez
i feel the same way hope ronda gets holly'd hard
Brayden Hughes
/CodyGarbrandtFanClub/
on facebook is my page Like my page
Liam Martinez
...
Josiah Walker
Even if we get the constant shilling again, at least the wmma matches will lose a round now
John Flores
>5'9 that's no better than 5'7
agree with you on the other points though he's definitely better than me
Austin Brown
Zzzzz
Elijah Diaz
Ima hit you with the right then ima follow up with the left then ima use my footwork to cut the cage off, lateral movement, then ima change levels ins and outs ups and downs until i knock you out
Samuel Hill
>agree with you on the other points though he's definitely better than me I like you.
I don't like you as much but its all good.
Jackson Cooper
Yeah, but we have to see Rogan crying, telling her how much of an honor it is watching her fight, and calling her the female Ali. There's only so much a man can tolerate, bro!
Jason Hill
She will probably retire after And if she doesn't, there's no way she gets shilled as much as she did once. No victory will possibly remove the Holm fight from everyone's memory
Asher Allen
>Ima run in and clinch up with a third degree black belt judoka
Jeremiah Wood
stick to wanking over wmma and posting dork posts
Grayson Bell
Fuck, I hope so. She does seem pretty set on popping out Travis babies. Maybe we get lucky and she just disappears after. Still, I don't think WME lets their cash cow go so easily, and I don't want Ronda to have a happy ending.
Ian Jackson
anyone can make a better quality webm?
Cooper Bennett
It will just make the next loss more worthwhile
Adrian Sullivan
Nunes Cruz Werdum TJ
Ryder Turner
It's at least 11 days out you sperglord. At least wait until it's actually fight week and the first embedded has come out.
Connor Taylor
Ronda Cruz Werdum Killashaw
Angel Wright
...
Samuel Wood
>i-i want a rematch
Lincoln Ward
>I'm scared get off /heem/ now
Daniel Harris
NUNES CRUZ WERDUM LINEKER
Austin Lee
Might do it later
Won't look great though
Oliver Price
Nunes Cruz, Dominick Cain Dillashaw
Chase Martin
Everyone wants a piece of the GOAT
Nolan Russell
HEY YOU!
Now that I have your attention, just letting you know heems official boy has a fight on December 30th The Real 25th.
Jacob Foster
Rogan will be gone before 2017 is over
Andrew Peterson
Hopes he rolls with Mir. Would be nice to see him against someone that isn't a middleweight
Elijah Fisher
Can you be fully roided in those jitsu comps?
Nathaniel Hernandez
Who said this?
Grayson Mitchell
Don't see how roids would help in jiu jitsu
Christian Robinson
Be honest: Would you sign this contract?
Tyler Cooper
Roids help in any and every sort of athletic competition
Levi Bennett
No they don't
Tyler Howard
Yes they do
James Nelson
Just got back from BJJ and oh my god is this a sport for man children
Some autistic freak was doing rolls with me in his robe shirtless and he smelt so bad, he smelt so much like rancid fucking shit, like he hadn't washed in twenty years that I had to excuse myself and gag in the toilet
Absolutely fucking disgusting, he had gyno too
Zachary Brooks
I'd like her petite body cuddled up against me
Samuel Cruz
...
David Ward
you sound like a major league pussy
Jack Phillips
You don't know a damn thing about athletic competition.
Isaiah Torres
Name one form of athletic competition where they definitely would not help
Aaron Sanders
sounds like you rolled with a fellow heemposter
Owen Martinez
Yeah yeah sure whatever it's just his manly musk bro but the lad was a major faggot who is an oblivious weaboo and is skinnyfat and I'd kill him in a street fight
He also hadn't brushed his teeth, I mean if your going to be in close contact with others atleast wash you disgusting freak
Noah Carter
What did you expect ? It's a martial art for people who don't want to get punched in the face. It's much nicer to keep sweaty men at arm's length at all times if you ask me
Owen Harris
>in his robe shirtless well obviously
Tyler Ward
wish I could find this hoodie desu
Cameron Nelson
Most normals wore undershirts, brushed their teeth and wash more than once every month because they have some decency
