Times films made you nervous

>watching The Hunter starring Willem Dafoe
>Willem is taking a bath
>suddenly two kids enter the bathroom naked, a boy and a girl
>they get into the bath with Willem
>Willem protests about how it isn't appropriate
>kids are adamant on remaining in the bath with him because it "saves water"
>later on the mother of the children comes into the bathroom and casually says "I'll get dinner started"

>yfw get in the bath with WIllem Dafoe

...

>watching movie with sister
>know a naked sex scene is coming up
>excuse myself to go to the bathroom
>give ample time to make sure the scene has passed
>come back, find out she had paused the movie waiting for me to come back

fuckin' hell, what was i supposed to do

>Be kid watching a TV or movie with my family
>Hot girl comes on screen
>Put my shirt back on so my parents don't think I'm trying to show off to the character

>naked scene on tv
>watch it without there being a problem
>need to go to the toilet
>can't because people might think you're going to masturbate

Willem has a monster dong. I wonder if that girl rode it.

she wants to FUCK

me too

lel

it's funny because it's true

I feel like there is a gap missing in this tale.

You mean your parents just left you alone in the bathtub to drown out of fear of seeing their own child naked?

>Watching 10 Cloverfield Lane
>It's the part where Howard is showing them the vat of acid
>Get to "I accept your apology" and think he really forgives Emmet
>He then executes him in cold blood
>Legitimately jumped at that part and I couldn't fall to sleep that night

>Requiem for a dream comes out
>sister forces me to watch it
>"wasn't that horrible user?"
>"y-yeah"
>have a raging hardon because of the ASSS TO ASSSSS scene and the idea of abusing a drugged out hottie

No, I just thought that they'd assume I'm flirting with the character of I was topless. I was very young at the time.

No the question is why the fuck where you topless

The hunter was a great movie and I felt the same thing as you. It's a shame society thinks this way. Most people aren't pedos.

>watching movie
>sex scene happens
>mom is sleeping in adjacent room
>put in mute, afraid she'll wake up and see that
The most nervous moments of my life.

Australia is pretty hot, user.

Why the fuck were you in Australia when other places CLEARLY exist?

>show off to the character
What?

I remember my brother once refused to wear a top at his birthday party in early primary school. I still don't know why he did it.

Cheeky cunt.

this

>be over at my mates house playing vidya
>he randomly takes his shirt off

not sure if gay or really bothered by humidity

>Film is about prostitution
>stars a 12yo Brooke Shields