Mom and dad are going on vacay WITHOUT me

>mom and dad are going on vacay WITHOUT me
>have to wake up early tomorrow to give my parents a ride to the airport
they are using me

>not using this as leverage the next time you need something from them

You have the house for yourself, hire some prostitutes

Or plan some terrorist attack

my brother is throwing a party
I'll be locked up in my room

use it as a rape dungeon

>Dad keeps going on vacations with his new wife
>Never once even mentions asking me to go with them

This , except the prostitutes. It's nice to have the place to yourself.

Crash his party.

let them fuck in peace, aspie neet

They are going on vacations to get away from you to have loud violent sex. That's why they don't invite you.

beat them up

Why do your parents still live at your place? I would demand rent or kick them out.

how old is everyone here?

you sucked your moms tits for years, the least you can do is give her a ride.

>for years
uhm

>years
>literally two months
what

Quite possibly this.

Fuck family mooching you airport rides. Gas and tolls aren't free you cheap fucks, you paid $7500 for vacations abroad but are too cheap to pay for a $22 Uber ride.

>not suckin on that tit till you're 9
How does it feel to not be loved?

I'm not talking about breastfeeding.