Tfw finally lost my virginity to find that sex isn't as good as it's marketed to be

>tfw finally lost my virginity to find that sex isn't as good as it's marketed to be

music for this feel?

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Sex is the single most overrated thing in existence

Weezer Tired of sex
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>tfw you'll never find this out for yourself

you expected your first time to be anything but awkward?

you'll still want it again in a month

...

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for what it's worth, sex is a lot better than whatever you just experienced...so I guess I would recommend U2 or Led Zeppulin or something

I'm proud user. I've had sex twice and I never really felt anything afterward. As long as I get to whack it every other day or so I'm fine. I can use that time to git gud at instruments.

tfw you realize this and go into an anhedonic death spiral

No one enjoys their first time, just keep at it buddy

It's overrated in terms of pleasure but underrated in that it is unfortunately the primary force that will keep you and your lover together.

Sex is overrated but killing is not

nothing beats taking another life.

ifeel4u, desu. been there.

damn......

HOLY.... I want more..

story?

i like to fish so i can't even really disagree

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

>tfw have gone numb to normal porn and need to watch increasingly degenerate stuff to get off

music for this feel?

then you were doing it wrong or with the wrong person. good sex is the best.

but listen to that brand new album.

somehow it feels worse when people say it's no big deal.

Ah, well, at least I get to start setting pinecones on fire and throwing them at wolves in a few years.

unintentional Descendents reference

Not if it's really good sex. Most people that claim it's overrated are just having shitty or mediocre sex.

Main thing that's overrated about sex is just the whole virginity concept. You feel no different after you've lost it, nothing in your life really changes outside of that. It won't solve the emptiness you feel inside, it might temporarily numb it, but ultimately sex is a fun thing to do, that can be very special when it's passionate and with the one you love, but it won't change who you are.

>unintentional

For a couple minutes after fucking you're mind is just clear.
then it goes away.

dun nuh nuh nuhnuhnuh nuh nuh dun dun dun DUN

>has sex once
>thinks that somehow qualifies judging all sexual experiences as lacking

le Closer lol

>tfw you don't like sex at all but your SO really likes it and it's really fun at first to feel like this apathetic sex god who can drive them wild but as time goes on they always want sex and you never do but you have to just put up with it anyways because it's the only way to keep them happy and get them sweet post-sex cuddles

I'm gonna write a song about this feel some day, because I know one doesn't exist for it yet.

>tfw sex becomes boring so I stop focusing on getting laid and start making great progress on my music
It's a blessing in disguise, user.

mmm i felt pretty money after sex. but it was with a girl i was really into, and it felt good to be free from all the bullshit highschool anxiety about getting laid. it was validating and liberating.

> Sutcliffe Jorgend - When Pornography is No Longer Enough

you might wanna see if you have a medical thing
>webmd.com/sex-relationships/features/when-a-mans-sex-drive-is-too-low#1

do you finish?

I appreciate your concern user, but I don't think that article would be of much help to me.
Sometimes, but it's never really that impressive or exciting.

...

this

I have had "really good sex"; I still agree with that user that is is most overrated

ONE. NOTHING WRONG ME.

Maybe you're asexual

I felt the same way as you, but a year later when I hadn't got any since I was absolutely desperate for it

sex with a real vagina is not necessarily the best, but it is totally unique and inimitable

youtube.com/watch?v=u84f2wdl6f4

you're just bad at it, man. practice

get the fuck out normals

Kek

TWO. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

if sex isnt that good maybe you should try drugs and/or murder. Doesn't require to put up with other human beeings.

There's a famous sicilian adage that says "cummannari รจ megghiu ca futtiri", which means "to command is better than to fuck".

You're probably a dude. Do not forget that the most pure kind of love and sex is between two women. Your dick is worthless.

fag

I cannot agree more.

This. One of the times I had sex with my bf I literally couldn't stop laughing afterwards from how much pleasurable and satisfying it was.

is being degenerate funny these days?

Maybe she a girl?

>having sex is degenerate
Even the most conservative of people have sex you neckbeard
You're just jelly you're not getting any

>girl browsing Sup Forums

No Sex by Limp Bizkit is a good song for this feel