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Brush your teeth edition

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whats it like being circumcised?

first for manlets

lol dicks

I never floss

other flags better start respecting us

>I never floss

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FREEZE I'M MA BAKER PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY

this is why capitalism is GAY

I WANT IT I NEED IT NEED IT TO MAKE ME FEEL HEATED HEATED CAN'T TAKE IT MUCH BREAK IT BREAK IT OFF DOWN WHEN I SAY BITCH

JOSIES ON A VACATION FAR AWAY

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hello from Hamilton, Ontario

I love US propaganda posters

Don't ever fucking tell me what to do

I really really like this picture

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2D women will never love you irl

I saved a ton of them about 2 years ago.

hello cum. are you introvert or extrovert? ok thanks bye

/cum/?!

more like /bum/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Hello Roman

>be outside
>children in the neighbourhood are blasting their sandnigger rap music

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73188258
too far

is that a picture of you?

these two girls unsheathe their katanas and stare each other down before they do anniemay battle for the privilege of being gangbanged by /cum/
who wins?

I wish I was that pretty

Both end up in the hospital with major abdominal injuries and die while under medical care
/cum/ attends the funeral and has a sad wank when they get home

There's a psychic readings place at the end of my block. I always wondered how good your psychic powers had to be to start being a professional.

Anzu would lose one purpose because she is pure,

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>oregon

I look like a bum. I haven't gotten a haircut in almost a year since I'm too afraid that the coiffeuse at the place I usually go to will initiate another banal conversation with me and I'll spill my spaghetti
>wow your hair's really long!
haha, yeah
>doing anything tonight?
uhh, no
my unkempt facial hair makes me look even more like at tramp
>I always wondered how good your psychic powers had to be to start being a professional.
Your scam artist power level would have to be about 400

im really tired and feel gross

what about oregon?

>Clack my ass

Is it unwise for me, a blond white American boy, to drive my BMW to and through Mexico to visit a friend in Monterrey?

I've heard stories of highway robbery, corrupt LEOs, extortion, murder, and Americans being targeted for crime on Mexican roads. What's the chances that I lose my BMW and or my life?

welcome to club NEET

Ay bud

Women smell great and feel good to be near
I'm repulsed and angered when I'm too close to other men

Trudeau

dude, mexicans shouldnt even do that.

don't take your bmw, take a beater car or something, although you're going to be labeled an american anyway since you'll have american plates. chances are you'll be fine, as long as you're not making a lot of noise or aren't obnoxious and also don't drive at night.

wat he doin

being a cutie 0

Destroying a formerly great nation

>he has to ask

why do white people have ZERO survival sense? I mean seriously, like all the people you see getting captured by terrorists and shit getting beheaded and kidnapped..WHITE PEOPLE, DO NOT GO TO NONWHITE MAJORITY AREAS, YOU WILL BE FUCKED WITH.

Jesus.

>oregon

>arkansas

He isn't the PM of Britain silly

ayy

sup senpai

>a formerly great nation

Are you saying it's still great?

Found out that they don't sell bamboo shoots here

how are you?

hmmm

This /cum/ is a shitfest.

Step it up you retards.

>PhD in biochemistry
>shepard
>runs the Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine
Reminder that Art is /ourguy/

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Me on the left, you on the right

They have rap? Has the entire planet been infected by rap music? Is nowhere safe?

at least we have the prince of thieves

faulkner county booked is purest gold, i have known several people put up on the website of shame kek

>bamboo shoots

it grows wild in some parts around town, nobody sells it because it spreads so fast

just find a patch and dig some up

USA/China/Russia coalition to unilaterally and unanimously nuke NK into oblivion is probably the best plan right?
Could we do it

>12.3% irish
>arkansas
>white

lol no

bamboo is plant cancer, it's the only thing that grows faster than the population of china

there's still piss in my bin from this morning when I was too tired to get out of bed and use the restroom
it's trash day and the big bins are outside so there's nowhere to dump out my piss-soaked trash
great are the woes of NEETdom

The american birthrate is higher than the chinese one

>This /cum/ is a shitfest.
>Step it up you retards.

I meant for food

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hello lads

try the asian market on salem by moes

and im like 90% sure ive seen bamboo shoots in kroger

did this really happend?

>he doesn't want to research the early detection of viruses through urine tests

>lads

urine lol

wtf i love urine now

Me in the foreground, you in the background

they're good in ramen

He looks like a weakling.

>Cortes brings the word of god to the aztec heathens

>working with the chinks
>ever

I'll do that

I was going to try to make hot and sour soup

>this pepe took my pepe folder to 555

thank you user

have this uncommon amphibian

I actually believed at one point our elected officials care about us

>he doesn't have a muscular representative
embarrassing

>that picture
>those numbers

praise kek

my first quints

alright wee man

>people come to check your digits
>"""uncommon"""

checked yourself senpai

may digits bring you fortune

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Good digits

shadilay

Does anyone have the pic of Gowdy with his mustache?

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