Halp?

halp?
>be me
>be 20
>two weeks ago
>younger brother's birthday is... oh shit. today.
>mum told me "buy *insert white kid's name* a birthday gift, user."
>whythefuck.jpg
>"he's your brother"
>so?.jpg
>"Or else..."
>OhShit.jpg
>GFs birthday is also this week
>Ignore mum = No seeing GF for her birthday
>Fuck
>Gotta get him something
>totally forgot
>money spent in GFs gift (Ed Sheeran's tickets)
>no money
>punishment can get worse
I know that lots of poorfags ask for Steam codes or stuff like that. But i'm asking for this now, because i fucking love my GF, and I kinda like my brother. He loves Nintendo. He has a 3ds. Can someone PLEASE email me a nintendo eShop code? I'd fucking appreciate it so fucking much!
[email protected]
>pic related. game he wants

Ps:
With money I mean my money. Mum's buying him her own gift.

So what, your mom will ground her 20 yr old son if he doesn't buy his brother a birthday present?

Exactly lol. I'm not that independent yet

Let's just say that until I finish my studies, I'm still in the exact same position than my brother

Try getting him a lame homemade gift. Something that he won't like, but your mom will think it's cute. If you have like 5 bucks, go to the store and get something like a small frame or really anything to hold a picture, then either put a pic of you and your brother if you have one, or some drawing if you're good at art

This guy has lived in a strict home

Fuck that shit. I just turned 22 and I'm living alone, working, going to school and take weekend classes as welding apprentice at a pipefitters union.
Not that I don't trust you, (I don't) but it sounds like you want smash on 3ds and have zero NEETbux.
This isn't a case where you need money, but where you want money. You'll survive.

maybe i'll draw something. thanks user

I'll be free late.

i'll do it if you send me nudes of your gf

Ps:
I don't need the money. I was just thinking that the game would be something he'd enjoy so much that I wouldn't have to give him anything any other time, just in case. But, as I said, I spent money on GF, so this was my last chance for my plan to work

we have never sent nudes to each other. We started having sex super fast, so it didn't seemed necessary. sorry user. what if i recommend you some really good pornstars?

>spending money on females
you done fucked up.

that bitch ain't gonna be around for ever.
don't dog the boys.

nah bud that won't cut it. i'll settle for pics of your mum if she's hot.

oh no, this is serious. trust me. i mean, i know it's not impossible for some really bad shit to happen, but we were friends since 1st grade, and relationship since 11th. (sex since 10th)

she fat and ugly af. not fat and cute. fat and ugly aff. what about a normal pic from gf?

>friends since 1st grade
you are not gonna last, nigger

Just mod his 3ds for him and call it a day
>free games fivever

You could take it when he's sleeping and install homebrew and cfw and get the game for free. As long as you find a good guide and aren't fucking inept enough to brick it, you just need a windows computer and an sd card reader.

>be 20
>Ignore mum = No seeing GF for her birthday
wtf dude?

idc, she hot af and loyal. by far...
knowing him, he might fuck it while using his "updated" 3ds. knowing me, I might fuck it while updating it lol

I need my studies.

as i said, we both kinda stupid lol. I might fuck it "updating" it. He might fuck it while using the "updated" version

I don't really know what you're saying but my friend used to watch porn on his 3ds so his parents wouldn't find it.

Make him a sling shot out of wood and surgical tubing, youtube teaches you how. If mom bitches at you tell her you worked really hard on it and she's being a chubby cunt, and that chubby cunts make your dick hard.

It's pretty safe as long as you understand basic computer stuff. Even if he somehow manages to brick it once you give it back you can make a backup and just replace the emuNAND

Hi I need to buy an app on Google play in order to open a certain document for work but I don't deal with electronic currencies i.e
Google play, credit and debit cards and I spent all my walking around money on extra long shelf life food.

Can any one help out? I only have a Snapchat account that I'm comfortable with sharing
Sc: jamesloli

This.

The process takes a few hours, and you need to be very careful until it's done, but once it is, it's probably the best and most seamless, flawless, transparent hack of a console ever. You can pirate software directly from Nintendo's own servers directly onto the hacked unit.

a normal photo of your gf isn't worth $60 of my dollars

i have mario cart code from my 2ds

friend?? (lenny face)
I think i'll pass on the homebrew idea. I remember me homebrewing my Wii, but regreting it later because I wanted to play online/competitive and I couldn't

Help this nignog out cuz he dumb

how old is your brother op????

Get a sign and go beg on the side of the road like the degenerate bum you are. If your likely fabricated story is true, why can't your lazy ass neckbearded self come up with a measly $35 if you have free housing at your moms. And if your girlfriend isn't your own right hand, she will most likely leave you because your life requires so many resources when you can produce so little by yourself.

Online play is completely unaffected. I have two hacked units and both work for online play just fine. Nintendo cannot detect the hacked firmwares. I'm running the latest 11.4 right now.

it's on discount on nintendo eshop. 27.77$. (yes, I grabbed the console)

Like were not a charity, and were not your friends. Whats in it for us, youll love us?

12

GFs in the exact same position. Only that she has two brothers lol

Can anybody here generate donuts in Simpsons tapped out? I'd like to get Rex Banner before he leaves with the other characters plus I also want more premium characters can someone help me?

Fair enough, OP can use his lost sleep to be productive and do it.

What game is that?

You made a decision user and here the thing, decisions have consequences. As an adult you best get used to this, starting from now so man the fuck up and accept it.
Also, don't beg online, makes you look pathetic. If you can afford concert tickets, you can afford a fucking game. Just tell your bro you will give his gift next month and start saving up it.
He is your bro, not mine so get this weak ass begging shit outta here.

See? Just follow the guide, use Luma, and make sure you use the rigt tools for your region.

Simpsons tapped out

Both were me by the way. We're still friends, and he stopped caring about that. We're going to hang out soon actually.

It's not like it matters now that the nintendo wifi connection got shut down.

k
I'm still looking offers if anyone insists, but k

THEN JUST GIVE HIM SOME OF YOUR IOLD SHIT IM SURE HE WOULD LIKE IT YOU ARE 20 AND COOL TO HIM FAGGOT

I don't think I can get a download code with freeshop and send it to somebody, but I'll check.

You are being the biggest nigger right now.

i believe freeshop only works with its own system. also, nice almost quads

I actually know a guy that broke up whit his girlfriend because he thought she was taking time from him, time that he could play csgo (he really did that)

was she fat?

I must have just dealt with shittier women, had a girlfriend of 3 years cheat on me and leave when i was 19 for living with my mom and because i wasn't in school. Worst part about the shit was my dad died before all that, so in the course of a year my mom would have had my dad, brother and i all leave, so that's kinda why i stuck around. Bitches are heartless.

She was perfect, the only thing she asked for was to go to the local fair to win some prizes and after a week the faggot left her (he is fucking nova 2)

>be me
>be 20
>two weeks ago i was bitchwhipped by my gf into buying ed sheeran tickets.
>broke.mp4
>decide to beg on Sup Forums cuz fuckit
>pitch a story about my bro's bday
>hopetheybelieve.exe
>after begging and sending my gf nudes i get the code
>happymerchant.png
>two weeks later
>at ed sheeran concert with gf
>my gf looks like a jelly belly constricted in daisy dukes with cowboy boots.
>man comes to my girl with a forklift tryna pick her up.
>thats ed sheeran
>ed sheeran took my girl
>after my cuck fantasy evaporates i whip out my 3ds.
>start up smash

Op

hack the 3ds with a9lh+luma and install it off the freeshop

faggot op is probably on 11.4 lolol

better yet hack a wii and install melee and ruin your brothers life

would be worth it imo
not op

There is no photo of anything here and even then i dont think a photo of your gf wouldnt be whorth it

Offer to do arm9loaderhax on his 3ds. I'm sure he'll enjoy having access to shit like streaming his 3ds (if it's a new 3ds), cheats in games, save states, VC injections etc.

Should I post pic of GF and brother?

3ds.guide

honestly op the game isn't worth 60$ fuck that nobody is buying it for you either install cfw on your 3ds or buy a cheaper cartridge

yes

No

i call bs, i got that for like 30

thats the eshop for you

kys op

Nope

that's because it's the eshop. going into a store you can get it for like $30. how can you call bs when the date is in the photo?

honestly I dont even know if $30 is worth the shitter 3ds version of the game

das bro

das gf

someone play generations with me

Sure if you pay me

lol i bought it the day it went out for 45$CAD

bought my 3 ds with all games for 2 oz of weed last year

sold* not bought

Sure if you buy me a 3DS