Just matched with this milf on Tinder

Just matched with this milf on Tinder

Roll dubs and I'll message what you said

>Will post proof and any pictures

rolling

>23
>milf

re-roll

do you like hot cheetos

>23
>no stretch marks/stomach sag
>milf

Wtf makes you call this slot a milf?

She's got twins from what her bio says. So yes she is mom therefore a milf

Hey there, do you know how to get dubs?

Also, if dubs, I want you to suck my cock while fingering my ass, and then we switch. Deal?

WinRAR first message sent.

>Next dubs gets next message

Lemme see her other pics

Only if you get dubs and give me something to say to her

You have lovely hips, great smile. Let me see them titties, girl!
I think we may be soulmates.

Come on Lord KEK!

>with this milf

>age 23

>Milf

>23

we have to see what she says before we choose the next message faggot

She replied hey after I messaged her

So Next line will be messaged to her

>Make it good

i would hang glide butt naked on a massive dorito chip into the amazon rainforest then massacre 1000 anopheles mosquitoes using a dart blower made from hardened elephant foreskin and toothpicks if it meant I could have an old piece of clothing you donated to good will 5 years ago

ROLLING

Old and clothing. Try harder.

>Next message will be sent

message her that

I'm sorry I think I should tell you first I have micropenis

WINRAR

she sounds boring but she doesnt exist since you havent posted a screenshot

What does this post even mean faggot?

Winzip

Trying to get nudes not scare her off.

>Try again

OP is a faggot who won't do what he promised. So this thread is fucking dead

>23
>milf
Pick one nigger

>op wont post screenshots
>wont send dubs
im out

Give me a decent one liner and I'll send it

That's not the way this game is played faggot so i call bs this thread be dead

Op is faggot

Kys

similar story that happaned yesterday
>match with a 19 year old (8/10)
>huge fitness freak
>small boobs but w/e
>mentally unstable
>so am i
>we hit it off
>she falls instantly for me. no joke
>she craves affection and needs it bad
>so do i tbh
>"its like we are made for each other user"
>havnt even met her yet
>"sooo hey wtf is up i know you cant be THIS busy right"
>"im so sorry user but ill be honest, im always busy because i have 2 kids under 3 years old
>i hesitated like crazy once she told me that
>im 24
what do Sup Forums? her and i are mentally unfit and most likely financially unstable

sage goes in all fields faggots

U wan me fuk u gud?

Nice hijack attempt

>Faggot

I see this is your first roll thread
Take screenshots you dumb newfaggot

Kek has spoken... deliver OP..

Also, if dubs:

Soulmates... or assmates... you choose.

Y'all are just a pair of ass bandits

Sex her then leave?

You don't get to pick and choose, faggot. Or are you stupid enough that you can't talk with women by yourself? If that's the case, just say so instead of creating a "dubs decides" thread.

Jesus, what an idiot.

nigga im just asking a simple question. chill

Winrar

i would if i was heartless. i called a friend who is also dating someone with a kid for advice. he said to me as long as you two love each other then thats all there is.

>mentally unstable single mom
Yeah sounds like a great catch. You two have fun

Trips don't lie op faggot confirmed

i'd post pics of her to try and change your mind but its all on the phone. anyway she kinda promised we'll help each other to reach happiness. if shit hits the fan i can always fuck off. not like they are my kids or anything

And we're trying to help you get them. Send that message, women appreciate honesty.

For real I've told people to say that before on these threads and girls think its a joke opening one liner and auto fixate on sex because of it

Then start a thread about it faggot

or what?

You'll get more than the 2 replies if you actually want advice.
And its simple to get pics from your phone. Post her pic

1/2

2/2

OK now go make a thread and copy/paste your first post and use the second pic. You'll get replies