Just matched with this milf on Tinder
Roll dubs and I'll message what you said
>Will post proof and any pictures
Just matched with this milf on Tinder
Roll dubs and I'll message what you said
>Will post proof and any pictures
rolling
>23
>milf
re-roll
do you like hot cheetos
>23
>no stretch marks/stomach sag
>milf
Wtf makes you call this slot a milf?
She's got twins from what her bio says. So yes she is mom therefore a milf
Hey there, do you know how to get dubs?
Also, if dubs, I want you to suck my cock while fingering my ass, and then we switch. Deal?
WinRAR first message sent.
>Next dubs gets next message
Lemme see her other pics
Only if you get dubs and give me something to say to her
You have lovely hips, great smile. Let me see them titties, girl!
I think we may be soulmates.
Come on Lord KEK!
>with this milf
>age 23
>Milf
>23
we have to see what she says before we choose the next message faggot
She replied hey after I messaged her
So Next line will be messaged to her
>Make it good
i would hang glide butt naked on a massive dorito chip into the amazon rainforest then massacre 1000 anopheles mosquitoes using a dart blower made from hardened elephant foreskin and toothpicks if it meant I could have an old piece of clothing you donated to good will 5 years ago
ROLLING
Old and clothing. Try harder.
>Next message will be sent
message her that
I'm sorry I think I should tell you first I have micropenis
WINRAR
she sounds boring but she doesnt exist since you havent posted a screenshot
What does this post even mean faggot?
Winzip
Trying to get nudes not scare her off.
>Try again
OP is a faggot who won't do what he promised. So this thread is fucking dead
>23
>milf
Pick one nigger
>op wont post screenshots
>wont send dubs
im out
Give me a decent one liner and I'll send it
That's not the way this game is played faggot so i call bs this thread be dead
Op is faggot
Kys
similar story that happaned yesterday
>match with a 19 year old (8/10)
>huge fitness freak
>small boobs but w/e
>mentally unstable
>so am i
>we hit it off
>she falls instantly for me. no joke
>she craves affection and needs it bad
>so do i tbh
>"its like we are made for each other user"
>havnt even met her yet
>"sooo hey wtf is up i know you cant be THIS busy right"
>"im so sorry user but ill be honest, im always busy because i have 2 kids under 3 years old
>i hesitated like crazy once she told me that
>im 24
what do Sup Forums? her and i are mentally unfit and most likely financially unstable
sage goes in all fields faggots
U wan me fuk u gud?
Nice hijack attempt
>Faggot
I see this is your first roll thread
Take screenshots you dumb newfaggot
Kek has spoken... deliver OP..
Also, if dubs:
Soulmates... or assmates... you choose.
Y'all are just a pair of ass bandits
Sex her then leave?
You don't get to pick and choose, faggot. Or are you stupid enough that you can't talk with women by yourself? If that's the case, just say so instead of creating a "dubs decides" thread.
Jesus, what an idiot.
nigga im just asking a simple question. chill
Winrar
i would if i was heartless. i called a friend who is also dating someone with a kid for advice. he said to me as long as you two love each other then thats all there is.
>mentally unstable single mom
Yeah sounds like a great catch. You two have fun
Trips don't lie op faggot confirmed
i'd post pics of her to try and change your mind but its all on the phone. anyway she kinda promised we'll help each other to reach happiness. if shit hits the fan i can always fuck off. not like they are my kids or anything
And we're trying to help you get them. Send that message, women appreciate honesty.
For real I've told people to say that before on these threads and girls think its a joke opening one liner and auto fixate on sex because of it
Then start a thread about it faggot
or what?
You'll get more than the 2 replies if you actually want advice.
And its simple to get pics from your phone. Post her pic
1/2
2/2
OK now go make a thread and copy/paste your first post and use the second pic. You'll get replies