Let's write a screenplay one line at a time, Sup Forums
>INT. BASEMENT, NIGHT
Let's write a screenplay one line at a time, Sup Forums
Jonathan Walker
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Lucas Sullivan
>user (20's), a fat man with dirty clothes, sits behind a COMPUTER.
Luis Gutierrez
>Camera pans around his head to expose his lack of appeal and bad skin, and we see too that he is posting on a Korean image board
Lincoln Morris
>A sudden voice enters down the hall
>hears little jannies tv playing a movie in the other room
>"Youre a big guy"
>"For you"
Angel Young
>user leaves.
Owen Richardson
>His fingers hurriedly skim across the keyboard, as he giggles to himself in an extremely effeminate and deranged way, while the camera pans to show that he has been writing the words "For you" on aforementioned image board.
>He sits up, pushing his piss bottles aside, and touches the katana at his side.
>user [smugly] : That'll show them.
Joseph Sullivan
>MOM (O.S.)
>user! Dinner's ready!
Bentley Torres
>The phone rings.
Brody Lopez
>user picks up the phone.
Jack Lewis
>user
>New phone who this
Ryder Green
>his pet doggie turns into a monkey burrito XD
Josiah Howard
>rawr XD
>hangs up phone
Elijah Rodriguez
>Mr. user, I'm CIA.
William Nguyen
Im your crush. xD. lub you.
Charles Harris
>user, casting one last glance towards his computer, jerks an accusing finger towards the screen, smirking to himself for copying the mannerisms of his favorite anime character.
>user [bitter] : And you, pandaeater290, you sniveling tripfag, you will have to wait. But once I am back, I swear that you will rue the day you were born. No one picks a fight with me on the interwebs and wins! What? Yes mom I'm coming! Just a minute, I-I'm doing work. It's for the Anonymous stuff I told you about.
Nolan Reyes
>Shove it up your ASS
Nolan Lee
>MOM pokes her head around the door and notices that user has cleaned his room as he had been requested earlier
MOM: Oh, you cleaned your room like I asked well done, now come on dinner is ready, I made you hot pockets.
user smiles and lumbers towards the kitchen, stopping in the doorway to mark his good boy points on the board.
The points board shows that user is just 84 good boy points away from getting a Nintendo 3DS.
Christopher Bennett
>As user and his mother seat themselves on the dinner table, the camera purposely lingers about a third presiding chair remaining vacant, hinting to the absence user had of a father figure.
>MOM [wary] : user, I know that you've been having your sights set on erm, postingbane this sum-.
>user [scowls] : For the last time mom, baneposting! Must I remind you that my friends and I crashed a plane once! Don't mess with us! Or as they say in my hood of a website, don't rustle my jimmies hah!
>His mother stares.
>user : Everyone would've laughed if I had said that on my image board. You're just not getting it because you're an old bitch that doesn't know anything about us.
>MOM [exasperated] : I'm happy that you find friends in that place user. But as I was saying, I know that this might not be what you planned for the summer, but I've decided that we're going to go on a trip with the Johnsons this time. You know Stacy Johnson, their daughter?
>user freezes, remembering this girl whose panties he would steal almost every week (in the form of flashbacks).
>user [voice-over] And that's how my summer began folks! With me thinking a would have a chance with Stacy fucking Johnson! Haha! Let me tell you about that wacky summer then!
*fade to black*
Jack Richardson
Bumb.
Levi Flores
FADE IN
EXT DAY - SWIMMING POOL
STACEY is in a bathing suit, chatting and laughing with some shirtless young athletic men. In the background sits user, a large pale figure, wearing a t-shirt, fedora and sock with sandals.
user stands up and walks towards the STACEY and the group of young men, clutching his copy of a Richard Dawkins book.
Cameron Diaz
>user walks to Stacy and stares at her straight in the eyesbefore speaking
>"FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OFF MY POOL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Samuel Butler
CHAD stands up
CHAD: Time for a swim, fatty!
CHAD pushes user into the pool, STACEY and the other boys laugh.
user climbs out, soaking wet.
user (shouting): That fedora was 100% wool you pleb! Its ruined now!
As user yells at the group, a young man walks up behind him and lifts his t-shirt, exposing ANONs large man-boobs.
The group erupt with laughter as the man cups ANONs boobs and begins to jiggle them.
user lets out a girlish scream and struggles free, as he attempts to run away CHAD grabs ANONs shorts and pull them down.
user trips on his own shorts and tumbles to the floor. We hear user quietly sobbing as CHAD and STACEY walk away laughing.
Levi Moore
>Peering into the conversation, and circling around the group awkwardly as Stacey throws him a look of discomfort, user gives a short laugh when he sees that they are all athletic, tall, white males.
>user [smugly] : Damn Stacey, you're actually giving these white boys attention? You know in my hometown we have a saying. It goes: "how can white boys even compete?". Well Stacey, don't you want some black meat?
>Stacey gives him an even more confused look, and user starts to feel his fingers sweating when he realizes that this isn't at all going like the BLACKED threads on Sup Forums.
>STACEY [worn-out] : user why the fuck are you here? You promised me that you would leave me alone after I found you in my room and rubbing my feet that one night.
>user : "Rubbing"? Oh please I was worshipping your feet. You see in many ways, I am patrician. As you can see by my book, I am an atheist. I am also a dignified image board poster. I also subscribe to the fetish of cuckoldry, the white man's highest state of pleasure. I also have a foot fetish, a very patrician characteristic about me.
>STACEY: I mean it user. Go away.
>user [voice-over] : Girls, always playing hard to get. Oh boy was it the start of a long summer of her playing hard to get!
>This narration is intercut with a scene of Stacey being spitroasted by the white males from before.
Logan Torres
FADE IN
NIGHT - user'S BEDROOM
user is trying to sleep in his bed.
Sounds of sexual intercourse can be heard through the walls.
Jaxson Scott
>user, stirring himself from sleep gives out a faint cry.
>user : Mom?
Brandon King
a large silhouette is walking past the doorway, you can see the faint outline of an afro.
TYRONE: Naw mane, go back to sleep.
Landon Martinez
>POO in LOO wakes to life in the bathroom and starts lecturing INDIA about hygiene through SONG
Aaron Wilson
Kek, best story line in the thread
Easton Taylor
>user slips on his favorite skirt as the man he met through Sup Forums pulls out a camera and begins photographing him
Jack Bennett
Thanks! Me and my co-writer, if ever there is only of them, are delighted to have these for you.
Jose Price
>and
Brayden Parker
It's a shame otaku NEETs aren't a marketable demographic for big budget kino.
Mason Long
As the African-American man exits out of the frame of user's room, the motion by which he repositions himself channels into his penis (left free to roam, this black man being naked) a large swing. user is awed to see this 10 inch genitalia moving with such gracefulness, and urgently spies a look under his blankets, to compare the genitalia to his own.
>Writer's note: Nonwithstanding whether or not the studios decides that our movie can be R-rated, this scene would be an opportune time to have a zoomed-in shot of user's penis, a minuscule and wart-riddled thing, to digress on another part of user's psyche: his own sense of inferiority stemming from his i shapely genitalia.
>Fuming at the contrast between his and the man's penis, user scrambles around his room to search for the one thing that always reinstates his ego. Finally we see him draw from underneath his bed a large transparent of cum, his cum safeguarded there from years and years of porn addiction, which he believes to be a sure proof of his virility and manliness.
>Writer's note: Here, intercut with user pondering on his fantasy that Stacy might stumble on his jar of cum, and wet herself over it, saying "damn, user, never realized rhat you were such a big boy" and such.
>Holding his jar of cum against him, user drifts to sleep, swearing to himself that he will put some of his cum in his mother's coffee on the morning to spite her for having chosen a black man over him.
Ethan Lee
MORNING- KITCHEN
>user [on edge] : Slept well mom? Or should I rather say, not slept well?
>MOM : user, I ask that we be civil in this household, so forgive my outburst but the fuck?
>user [lapping at his hot chocolat] : You perfectly know damn well what I mean. You don't mean to say that you're just sleeping when Tyrone's scurrying around our house? Women, whores the lot of you.
>Under his breathe, user breathes out the words "80/20 rule", knowing that to be an imperative when saying that women are whores, something he has learned from debates on /r9k/.
MOM : user, you don't get to judge what I do! Tyrone has been very helpful in making me feel like a woman again, and not just the mother to some virgin loser that wants to fuck me.
>She covers her mouth in shock.
>MOM [anguished] : I'm so sorry user! I didn't mean that! Please don't try to commit suicide like last time I said that.
>user : An hero.
>MOM [distraught] : What?
>user : It's called an hero. Not suicide.
Colton Rivera
>Tyrone enter, user looks at him confused
>(voice over) suddenly it hits me, all at once, the way to finally have the girl, be the the true alpha male, be the one I always wanted to be, This black specimen will be my master, the one that show me the way
>Ayyyy
Matthew Anderson
this pretty good senpai. I'm not much of a writer so I'll bump this shit
Justin Howard
Ty, I feel like I killed the thread, shame it was fun
Sebastian Carter
>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Kevin Lee
Sebastian James
>EXT BACKYARD
>user looks out his kitchen window and lets out a squeel of excitement as a UFO is seen coming down
>TYRONE: Sheeeeit!
Joseph Fisher
>UFO's making a beep noise as it slowly move in the garden
>alien has the shape of a loli's character
>family in shock walk in the garden to meet
>are you user, she said coldly
>y-yes
>you have to come with me, the universe needs you
>Hiding his boner, user follows the alien in the UFO, Tyrone get in as well
>sheeeeeeit
Justin Flores
[jump cut to interior of UFO]
user is still staring at the loli in shock
>[voiceover] user: It-it's my Waifu. She-she is real. Just like what Sup Forums told me
>TYRONE: SHEEEIT IS THIS SOME SPACE CRACKA SHIT?
[Scene outside shows the UFO slowly ascending to the sky]
ALIEN LOLI: No, Tyrone, we are from a faraway planet of 2chan. By the way, who invited you here?
[Zoom in on user, who is sweating profusely, a disbelieved expression on his face]
[user fidgets]
user: Uh...uh...I-
[Meatballs and Noodles start pouring out of user's pants]
Jonathan Flores
>TYRONE [interrupts]: 2chinz? Will there be slooty white wimmenz there? What about welfare?
>Loli [expasrated]: No, there will not.
>TYRONE: SHEEEEIT, I'm out. See you frackers around
[TYRONE crashes through the window and falls to the ground outside. He gets up, and starts walking back towards the house]
[user and LOLI look at one another]
>user [nervous]: I...I just want to say, I love you. Every feature on your face, every curve on your body, I want you. I have dedicated so much time and effort for you, I see you every night. I-I want to be with you.
[Pause]
>LOLI [giggles]: user, I know what. I always knew that, I love you, I love you forever. You will always be my onee-san~
[LOLI takes off clothes, revealing that she has a 6 inch feminine penis]
[Cut to user's disgusted face]
>user: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOl!
[Scene cuts to user waking up]