Whats the quickest and most painless way to kill myself?

Whats the quickest and most painless way to kill myself?

Carotid Tourniquet

punch yourself in the dick very hard and very fast multiple times. this is known to cause heart attack.

>Painless

Head explosion

gunshot to head is pretty quick, i imagine the pain won't last long. don't miss

No suicide is painless.

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nuclear bomb

>suicide is painless
it brings on many changes

It brings in many changes...

There is none, only quick or painless or somehting in between.
You have to choose.

This
Helium is painless, and I think cyainde is the fastest

helium gas

Suicide bomb

this doesnt work anymore unless you find an older tank of helium. they put oxygen in there now because too many an heros from helium

Nah cyanide takes forever and is super painful and also treatable.
Death by explosives is probably the quickest but it's much harder to acquire materials for than somehting like a shotgun and probably not much faster.

Heroin OD is negative pain. Probably takes 30min or so, but you'll be having hella fun m8

No they put oxygen in it because kids were passing out and braining themselves on tables and shit doing the squeaky voice thing.
There's no point going to the effort to stop intentional inert gas asphyxiators since there are a lot of easily accessible gases they could move on to. Argon, nitrogen, Sulphur hexafluoride pick your not-actually-a-poison.

enter Synagogue
shout ALLAH ACKBAR !!!!
Mossad's Kidon squad will kill you instantly

Haha I did that when I was 15

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Grenade in mouth. Your brain vaperizes before any pain can even be registered. You won't even see the explosion. You will see grenade in mouth one instant than the other instant is oblivion.