Hey b/ros and richfags

hey b/ros and richfags,

i'm not usually one to beg but i'm at rock bottom here. had no food for days, rent is in arrears and i'm even out of cigarettes. In the last couple of months my cat died, broke up with my gf and dropped out of college because of stress. I'm hungry and shits not gonna get better in the next couple of months at least, hard to see a light at the end of the tunnel. anyway, please help a b/rother out, i will not forget your kindness:

paypal: [email protected]

pic not relate, room is actually quite clean

Fuck you scum

sell your organs for money

photo of your room

Quit smoking

need it now tho

this, you don't deserve any money if you prefer smoking of eating

nah cigarettes come after food, just saying i don't have them either

Good luck OP

thnx user

Inb4 claims of supprised appetite and stress.
I'd you had money for a fix you had money to save to not be in this situation.
Cigarette smokers have been bitching about cigs longer than you've been alive op, why jump on the tard wagon?

everyone has a minor comfort of some sort, i smoke a couple of cigarettes a day if i have them. cigarettes didn't put me in this position and are far from my biggest concerns

After food? As in the next meal?
That next meal that keeps you, alive.
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I bet you're the fag that would buy bologna to have enough left for a pack.

>I bet you're the fag that would buy bologna to have enough left for a pack.
wat?

this is the reason why normie fake media started looking down upon us

no it isn't, it was the ironic racism that stopped being ironic with daily stormer that did that to you

Minor comfort? I forgot how comfortable smokers look. Oh that's right....
Couple sticks a day = pack a week = 5 bucks you didn't have.
The desire to huff poison is something you should always be concerned with.

ok buddy, you're the people's champion

Read slowly this time.
You'd probably buy a hunk of cheap 'meat product' instead of somthing substantial to get your pack [of cigs] for after your 'meal'

So, you being a parasite, and proud of it???? Just fuck you.

and you're probably an upstanding citizen. an exemplar of the merits of free market economics.
I can cook asshole, i'm not some amerifag making spam sandwiches

i don't remember expressing pride

I just sent you $100. Good luck op! You're going to make it!

I sent you $9001 dollars OP. Use it well.

>You're going to make it!
kek

Dubs of truth

Fuck op :/ i dont get paid till Thursday or id help ima keep your paypal wrote down so i can send you something life gets better just hope u make it threw the strugle

Did they?

trips for thruth

thanx b/rother, trying to stay positive

lol nah

>i'm even out of cigarettes

boy i bet you wish you had that cigarette money back now, huh?

Hey op where do you live? If you have a gf and convince her to give me a bj I'll give you $200. That's a lot more than the normal bj price.

If you don't have a gf would you suck a dick for $50?

no gf anymore, might suck a dick for 50. ausfag tho

5 bucks for a couple months worth of chop-chop wouldn't save me now

Do you live in the Detroit area? I'm the caretaker at the Utah Phillips Centre for the Hobo Arts in Windsor, Ontario, a 15 minute drive from downtown Detroit. I smoke a pipe and have several pounds of high-quality, flue-cured, organic virginia tobacco I'd be happy to share with you. I don't have any money, but I can also feed you, and we have plenty of coffee.

For the long term, we offer free classes in the traditional hobo survival skills here. We can teach you to play an instrument so you can busk, or do fortune telling, or make folk art from found materials, or whittle walking sticks.

>Utah Phillips Centre for the Hobo Arts
holy shit that sounds fuckin amazing. i'm in a small australian town unfortunately, thanks for the love tho user. Keep being a 'sickcunt' as we say over here, means 'top bloke'

Sorry man I'd help if I could but I'm probably in the same situation as you. I dont smoke tho

How much have you wasted in your lifetime?

Me, I've spent maybe $20 on tobacco lifetime, and I could be your fucking father.

You made your bed, now unroll it in the alley.

np user, good luck with your shit

Well, if you ever decide to hop the pond, feel free to drop by. If you give me some advance notice I can rustle you up some free billeting too, so you wouldn't have to pay for a place to stay. Incidentally, have you ever considered writing porn? I made a small living for years writing custom erotica for fringe fetishes that don't get a lot of mainstream attention. It wasn't great money, but I got by, and it was easy work I could do in my underwear without leaving home or having to do laundry.

congratulations you are superior to another human being you don't even know truly exists. tonight you will sleep well

Sent PM ;)

thanks dude, really too kind, sounds like a great set-up you have. I have actually though about writing erotica, i'm semi-capable of imagination and stringing a few sentences together

How small is your town? If there's at least a hundred thousand people or so, you can make some decent money panhandling. If you're interested I can teach you some tips for maximizing your take. I used to be the organizer and spokesperson for the Ottawa Panhandlers' Union before I set up the Utah Phillips Centre.

that your even mentioning the fact that you dont have cigs after you said you had no food makes me worry about your state of mind.

it's around a hundred thousand, although straight-up panhandling is heavily policed around here. theres 2 guys in town who get away with it because they are so old and have been on the streets so long

dude. last time i had some money i gave a whole pouch of tobacco to some homeless people. if you don't smoke you don't geddit, you might... but you don't

worry about my state of mind because i'm begging on /b, not because i smoke

There's a few strategies for getting around anti-panhandling laws. For instance, busking is usually legal. Get some poster paint and paint yourself grey or gold or white, then be a "living statue" which simply means standing very still for hours. Or you can make a sign offering advice or an argument or a hug for $5. As long as you're offering some kind of service or performing some kind of act, it's not technically begging in most jurisdictions.

Me, I set up a little folding table and do tarot readings on the street.

nice. i go busking a bit with my friend, he plays guitar and i sing - make a few bucks here and there. Busking laws pretty strict here tho, you sit 5 minutes anywhere that's actually busy and you get moved on. Can buy permits but they're prohibitively expensive. you make much money of tarot reading?

No, not really. I'll make $30 or $40 for a 12 hour shift, but it's not hard work to sit in the sun and smoke my pipe while I wait for punters. I make a lot more money when I work bars, though. I can make $200 in a few hours on a busy Saturday night. Unfortunately I don't like the atmosphere; people are drunk, loud, and aren't really interested in a serious reading. I'd rather make less money and do readings for people who are genuinely interested in exploring their subconscious mind.

If you're creative, there's ways to busk without standing in the same spot. There was a guy I knew, for example, who made pretty good money selling poems. He had a little manual typewriter, a rhyming dictionary, and a wooden platform he wore around his neck for the typewriter. He offered a unique poem made up on the spot on the theme of your choice for $10 a pop. He was really popular with tourists looking for a unique keepsake.