Storytime motherfuckers. This actually just happened
>Be me
>Almost 19
>Work at Taco Bell
>Life is good.
>Long day, we finally close.
>Walking home with a co-worker
>Known him for a while, cool guy
>He asks if I want to go for a walk with him
>Why not.
>I planned on tripping tonight, figured a walk at night would be a cool environment to trip in
>I take some of my preferred substance.
>We are talking, joking around
>We stop by the park to sit
>I'm tripping, cool visuals
>He starts acting a little weird
>Rambling on and on and on about stuff i dont really care about
>Something changes in his voice
>"Man, can I tell you something? You are going to think I am really crazy but i need to confide in someone"
>"Sure bro, you can tell me anything, ill listen."
>Starts telling me how he thinks he is an alien and since birth he has had voices in his head teaching him everything he knew
>mfw
To be continued. Shit gets fucking WEIRD.
Storytime motherfuckers. This actually just happened
Bump, only cos I know someone who says the same thing
>everybody walk the dinosaur
No, no. Let him continue.
... Interested
hurry up user, my shits only last for so long
Keep going my dude
Bump
...
>I'm tripping balls
>Is he fucking with me?
>I think he is fucking with me
>Starts talking about a little alien girl.
>Fucking infatuated with her
>Apparently she died in his hands
>He is really crying
>He isnt fucking with me
*Trip intensifies*
>I am seeing fucking aliens
>Space aliens
>Lights in the sky
>I hear things running around the bushes
>I stay cool, I'm gonna be ok. Just gonna stay here and listen to the paranoid schizophrenic
Only getting started
bump
rolling for him to whip out his cock.
...
This is your mate the missing Acre kid?
Also, he very likely have schizophrenia.
Cont.
bump
my sides are already gone continue my man
Same.
>Starts talking about the time he blacked out and ate somebody
>I can tell he really thinks this happened
>Starts talking about what he thinks it would be like to kill somebody
>Like, slowly.
>He goes into detail.
>Badtrip.png
>At this point, I am SCARED
>Motherfucker knows multiple forms of martial arts, has kicked my ass before
>I act like I believe him
>I dont want to be eaten in this park
>We talk for 2 motherfucking hours
>I dont know my way home from here
>STILL tripping balls
>STILL seing UFO's and aliens everywhere
Rollin 4 hot alien gay sex.
All of this sounds like a bad time. A really bad time.
I JUST got home from this. I AM SHOOK
ALSO STILL TRIPPING
Is the story over?
god this is what I live for man
not OP but no it's clearly not over yet
...
you should have asked him for anal, and offered your sweet virgin anus to the alien gods
Please elaborate on what he said
You sucked his dick. didn'tya
>remember close in counter of the third kind
>remember the devil's tower
>think it wasn't actually a tower
>reach over and unzip my friend's pants
>out pops the devil's tower
>grin evilly
>start going down on the devil's tower
>He finishes his whole story
>I tell him I dont think he is crazy
>I really think he is crazy
>I ask him if he has ever seen a therapist
>"They would send me to a padded room"
>I think he needs to be in a padded room
>I finally get him to take me home. It is 5am at this point
>I am shaking in ND winds
>I get home
>And I wonder.....
What happens if a paranoid schizophrenic takes LSD
fake
Trips and I dose him without him knowing
Quads and I trip WITH him
Hurry the fuck up op. I'm about to pass out
dog what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
This had better not be the fucking end
ugh!!! 45 minutes until abc opens!!!!
OP here
It is the end of the story for today. I have to work with the guy later.
Should I dose him with LSD at work?
aliens have you on a watchlist now
hope you get your own qt xeno loli to protect/shag
come on Sup Forumsro... don't push psychosis.
yes you definitely should
Motherfucker is like a ticking time bomb anyway
Once we sat down, it was like, everything he had been holding in spewed out like he had been holding it in
He is the next school shooter anyway. I'd be doing him a favor
I don't think you should do that OP, at least not secretly. You could get in a fuck ton of trouble if you got caught drugging somebody against their will.
Offer him some LSD maybe?
It could have been the drugs.
But fact of the matter, a schizo isnt normal as is, and introducing influences that fucks with the psych just amplifies the beligerant nonsense, and the emotions.
OP here
If someone rolls quads, ill trip with this guy. I already know he is up for it
Are you implying i imagined him like fight club?
I thought the same thing
Quads is asking for a lot dude.
Tripping with a paranoid schitzo is asking for a lot.
Bro his existance is already torture, dont send his poor broken mind to purgatory, thats just cruel.
broski
What if I cure his schitzophrenia
rolling for op to get eaten when they trip together
He will kill you.
>i have mental issues, i am psycho
i took fuckloads of dxm cos bored
>people died
Im not in jail because magistrate thought i was 15 for some reason, i am 17
6 numbers away from my doom
Holy shit
You wont. You will make it worse. His mind will just be borked af, like death wont save him at that point cos his mind already out of this universe.
LSD has never cured anyone's schizophrenia. Alcoholism maybe, but not schizophrenia.
What about DMT
I bet DMT would cure him
In its oral form with an MOAI
Mother ayahuasca heals all wounds
Dmt would launch him into the abyss never to return
How do I make this interesting then? I need more material to entertain you all
Tell him you are also an alien and you have figured out a way to leave the planet
im fucking crying
Cough syrup.
Tell him you drink it regularly because the government doesnt want you to know they use it to smuggle the last remaining blood of zeus to little pink men from the sky
Too overt. He isnt an idiot. He is totally normal at work. I guess he just has outbursts
Glad this is funny to you. I WAS SEEING ALIENS AS HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS DUDE