Holy shit

Holy shit

YUROS BTFO HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

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>be american
>buy a counterfeit kinderegg
>choke on the toy because the package doesn't explicitly say you shouldn't eat it

Contraband?

All the Mexican grocery stores here sell Kinder Eggs. Really makes you think.

A federal offence, perhaps?

>A cheap knockoff of a European product
>America
Oh my

Got a kinder egg from france
it had a plane in it

>Cheap bootleg Kinder Surprise
You may as well Muslim, mate.

Your table looks like a Turks dining table

>be finnish
>have genitic aspergers
>live drunken and depressed life alone in shitty commieblock

>Mfw Europeens will never, EVER get Choco Treasureâ„¢

FREEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

Australia isn't European and if we are, so are you. Well, at least 40 odd percent of you.

soz lad, the American Kinder Police Unitâ„¢ are on their way.

Shut up, Austria

I really hope you have an egg license

>you'll never experience a kinder egg moment

Got arrested for a kinder moment once a few years ago.

I'm so glad you still post here, please never leave senpai

Reported to the FBI