Holy shit
YUROS BTFO HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
Holy shit
YUROS BTFO HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
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>be american
>buy a counterfeit kinderegg
>choke on the toy because the package doesn't explicitly say you shouldn't eat it
Contraband?
All the Mexican grocery stores here sell Kinder Eggs. Really makes you think.
A federal offence, perhaps?
>A cheap knockoff of a European product
>America
Oh my
Got a kinder egg from france
it had a plane in it
>Cheap bootleg Kinder Surprise
You may as well Muslim, mate.
Your table looks like a Turks dining table
>be finnish
>have genitic aspergers
>live drunken and depressed life alone in shitty commieblock
>Mfw Europeens will never, EVER get Choco Treasureâ„¢
FREEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Australia isn't European and if we are, so are you. Well, at least 40 odd percent of you.
soz lad, the American Kinder Police Unitâ„¢ are on their way.
Shut up, Austria
I really hope you have an egg license
>you'll never experience a kinder egg moment
Got arrested for a kinder moment once a few years ago.
I'm so glad you still post here, please never leave senpai
Reported to the FBI