Should I just kill myself?

Should I just kill myself?

yes

Of course. It's the most logical thing to do.

Not with a nice cock like that.

with a penis like that?
fuck no!!!

this x 100. you will make some girl or some boy very happy with that

shoot yourself with it duh

please green text a story about y

who me? (Im op)

>be me
>have massive cock
>and nice looking socks
>chicks flock towards me
>give them massive orgasms
>tired of life
>wanna kill myself

I don't get suicide,
life might be pointless but you're going to day one day weither you do it yourself or simply wait for it.
Insted do epic flips OP

i mean die fuq

..not me who made this btw (op here) also its not "massive"

ugh... i think i used massive too much

...

Lmao

Practice basic hygiene
Go outside once a day
Socialize with people now and then

Life will improve dramatically

Penis size really doesn't matter to most girls/guys. If you're woried about it lose some weight, do some exercises that tone your pelvic region and make your penis look larger as more of the base will show instead of having a chubby pubic area..

im bored... here's a pic

Me?

If I autoerotic-asphyxiate myself will someone help me spill my last load?

fuk yea!!!

Of you? You're cute as hell.

that's not me... but i know the girl... she has low self esteem

With your mouth?
I'm fine with however you want to do it.

You don't have a big dick... sorry...
Should you kill yourself? Depends.
Tell me more about you.
Education? Job? Political stance?

just a warning i'm a mouth and ass virgin
;)

Then just go slow and use your tongue. You'll see how much having you lick it stimulates it and makes me swell/throb.

Lick from near the base in the underside of my shaft, by the time you get to the tip I guarantee there will be some precum waiting there for you to taste.

What's happened to Sup Forums jesus christ you faggot! Be gone!

Kys