What stung me?

What stung me?

This son of a bitch bit me con the lip. Now I look like a fucking Kardashian

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Rape his insect pussy

cancer beetle, you have cancer.

Insect is Winsect

It's a big old earwig did you find that in your mcdondals

Post picture of self showing what it did

Government spy beetle. Now they're watching you even more. Don't bring them here!

Pretty sure that a lightning bug.
Twat.

AIDS beetle dude. You're fucked.

Just killed the thing. I think there are more of these in my house

it's a jew

Just to get sure, I'd ask over at reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/ or something.

Possibly an assassin beetle

Where are you from, OP? Looks like a boxelder bug. Nothing major, just annoying.

There's a turkish in your house m8

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how did you kill it so gently? you beautiful being

It's either a firefly or a stink beetle of some kind.

Harmless, and doubt OP was hit by it.

Get to the hospital dude... that bug is bad news.... don't listen to any of these fucks on here because they wont be honest with you

Not too sure if its a boxelder like mentioned. It looks like the orange is only near the neck/head. opposed to the whole body, like boxelders are

Rape her insect tight juicy pussy

>> That bug is bad news...
>> They won't be honest with you
>> Doesn't even know what kind of bug it is

Second for assassin bug. He stabbed you with his proboscis.
The hospital jokes are obviously jokes.

Enjoy your chagas disease

If this post is doubles you have to eat that thing

Post picture of your lip for research

Checked, and also correct. It's a kissing bug and are known carriers of Chagas. Not an assassin bug because if you were bitten by one of those fuckers you'd be screaming.

Definitely not a kissing bug, I live in rural Canada and I've seen a few of them in person. I'm not sure what kind OP has but it's definitely not a kissing bug. The heads are completely different. This one looks like it has an ant-like head. Not a beetle head.

Its a little assassin bug.

They like to hunt tiny soft bodied insects like caterpillars or spiders.

They inject a toxin that kills little insects but feels like a painful ant sting to us.

Actually a pretty interesting insect.

Although there are some types that can get an inch long and scare the fuck out of you when the come flying and land in your hair and shit.

THIS IS NOW A BUG THREAD

will do this user, thank you

its a blister bug faggot

Mustard gas beetle.

OP IS KILL

Homie.. I'm pretty sure those can kill you. Put the corpse in a bag and get it tested

middaydaily.com/texas-bugs-may-transmit-chagas-disease/22661/

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FOking bugs need to FOCK OFF

Not assassin bug. Assassin bug is Reduviidae family. Pic isn't very good to tell, but bug might be Lygaeidae. Anyone in Hemiptera order had sharp Proboscis, might be insectivorous, might be phytophagous.

Do you not google?

Is not beetle

Post lip