You're looking at the new ISIS recruitment video, folks. This is what happens when you let the West have their way.
Nolan Powell
jews trying to sexually liberate everyone
this degeneration must be stopped
Jace Diaz
It's time.
Ethan Cooper
Day of the rope soon
Dylan Baker
We bear witness to a widespread evil now so general that it is difficult to contend with it.
Michael Walker
>Day of the rope If only we had his heroic ropes to save us
Thomas Bennett
I have to laugh every time I see somebody criticizing a great movie made for us normal people who actually leave our house to interact with other normal people. Fuck these autist cunts in their fedora-wearing asses. It's like some unwritten rule in their pathetic notebook that they have to be miserable at everything, that the world is "shit" and everything they hear or see is "shit" and the agenda of everyone is "shit".
We get it. We watched that South Park episode, too. You have Asperger's Syndrome. Now drink some whisky, lighten the fuck up and seek help for it. You're not the only one in that boat, bucko.
WE rule this board, now. WE decide who's cool and who's not. You rock spiders clinging to the Sup Forums of the past? The ones that yearn for Bela Tarr marathons while you lick Dorito crumbs off of your fingers and weep for "being born in the wrong generation"? You're archaic. You're ancient fucking history. You've been left behind.
Come out of your basement, you cave-dwellers. Come and celebrate the new millennium by watching Sausage Party with the rest of us. It's the present year and we have cake. Even though it's a lie.
Adam Collins
This is he product of letting literal manchildren like seth rogan make movies
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Adrian Reed
this webm doesn't even have the worst part where it all speeds up at the end
Alexander Sanchez
so what?
Carter Russell
No, this isnt going to be pasta. Stop trying.
Christian Morgan
Thanks OP. I was seriously considered going to see this with a friend (thinking that it would be an adult cheesy version of foodfight and Chicken Run where foods that are alive have to try and survive from humans eating them) but after seeing this webm.. it looks like nothing but an excuse for literal animated food porn with no effort in story telling
Anthony Green
well, i'm sorry to hear that...
Hunter Sanchez
Shut up, you liar. You don't have any friends, and you didn't go see it because your mom refused to drop you off at the theater.
Oliver King
whats your fucking problem shitlord? do you REALLY have a problem with todays children fucking each other into china-tier populations when they are of age?
do you HONESTLY have a fucking problem with a one world society that has no differing backgrounds? do you LEGITIMATELY have a problem with the population of earth being uneducated and having no history which could possibly hold higher allegiance than the government?
just fucking reproduce goy. fuck your brains out. fuck a black man. we dont need intelligence where we're going. reproduce, GOY
Jordan Bell
>82% whilst Suicide Squad gets 27% Really you people STILL trust RT?
At least Suicide Squad tried with a story and plot (if only David Ayer's cut was released then you would consider it at least a 60% deserving film).
Wyatt Lee
>received widespread critical acclaim Not really. Rottentomatoes is irrelevant btw.
Jose Wood
This is literally /r/atheism the movie
>STOP BELIEVING IN GOD >THERE IS NO GREAT BEYOND >JUST BE DISGUSTING IMMORAL MONSTERS!
Nolan Cox
There are seriously shills shilling for Sausage Party?
Anthony Davis
...
Jason Morales
and Sup Forums
Luke Taylor
>superhero movie portraying white, masculine men and christianity as strong >shit upon
>sausage fest, 95% sex scenes and fart joke movie >praised to the heavens
Lucas Allen
Why the fuck is Sup Forums & Sup Forums, which is full of degenerate pedophiles who make "big black cock" jokes daily, suddenly the morality police?
Pic related in any regard
Brayden Brown
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Connor Garcia
>be a Jew >give up on waiting for a chosen prophet to be born (as your religious book teaches will happen in the future) >Give up on believing in God >Make atheism films (yet still call yourself Jewish) Wew
In all seriousness: I do not get Jews. They drink alchohol, not following the commandment laws as mentioned in the old testament. There are literal thousands of Jewish Atheists in Hollywood.
Jack Price
>hundreds of thousands of theaters
Um, how many Earths are there in your plane of existence?
Henry Russell
Yeah, I'm sure the nigger will throw a hard punch with a bullet in his skull.
Ethan Bennett
Or capeshit is just that shit?
Matthew Harris
Sup Forums neckbeards so fucking easily triggered. Sex jokes make them offended now.
Bentley Brown
I love seeing that autistic, Naruto loving faggot get a dose of reality.
Adam Morales
Hey, user, a major studio just paid Seth Rogen a shit ton of money to make literal food porn. How's your film coming along?
Caleb Cook
hell be fine
Noah Campbell
>A female director making Wonder Woman >Gonna get shit reviews and no praise
>Female sausages portrayed as horny sluts >Praised by top critics
Really makes you think
David Myers
>Dat last head slam wew lad
Logan Murphy
wow, I hit a nerve. You cucks are mad as fuc.
Jose Phillips
>implying betacritic is any better
Austin Cruz
synagogue of satan user
Leo Ramirez
That's low as fuck, what a coward.
Elijah Thomas
>implying sausage party is better than a super hero film with messages of bravery and courage
Samuel Mitchell
Anything that shows normal human behavior and interaction makes them angry because they know they will never experience it.
Being deprived of sex makes them mad and bizarrely jealous at cartoons fucking.
Adam Anderson
>I called them cucks, even though I'm the cuck
lol
Ian Reyes
>shitty comedy has filthy sex jokes this changes everything
Brody Cook
You don't get Jews because you can't comprehended their higher mental processes.
John Wilson
This is really funny. You're trying so hard to be ironic but it really shows you have absolutely no understanding of the concepts you seem to be so afraid of.
You uneducated alt-righters are always such quality entertainment, gotta love neo-Sup Forums.
Jordan Torres
If you faggots watched the movie you would know that radical atheists get BTFO in it.
The moral is essentially that no one can know for sure if there is a god, so people should band together and treat each other well on earth.
Luke Price
Suicide Squad really was bad though and I don't think a different cut can save that.
Sausage Party was bad but it was bad in a so-bad-it's-funny way whereas Suicide Squad was just boring and cringeworthy.
I think Seth Rogen and company were fully aware of how completely retarded the premise for their movie was and intentionally made it as retarded as possible. I found some parts funny, although I only went because my friend wanted to see it.
The scene in the OP though was just...eugh. Completely unnecessary.
67/100 is still a positive score, unless you're some Sup Forums retard who thinks anything below an 8.5=shit.
Easton Cook
But seriously, the Jewish faith LITERALLY says that a prophet will be born to lead all into the light of God.
Christians believe that prophet was Jesus but the Jews rejected and crucified him as we know. The Jews then waited for over 2,000 years for a prophet but he never came... and so now many Jews have become Atheists and just use the "Jew" term as something special.
Cooper Long
Tumblr, reddit, anywhere but here, you just have to go. Bye bye.
Hunter Jones
fuck your safespace, neckbeard
Anthony Rivera
What's funny is the ginger guy didn't even know either of them, he must have just been walking past, saw the white guy in a fight with blackie and thought he'd help him.
Gotta respect the solidarity, at the very least.
Cooper Nelson
This. Look at all the supermad narwhalfaggots getting upset because Seth Rogen is living the dream AND getting paid for it.
I'm fucking laughing my sick fucking ass off at all the LOSERKEKS being BUTTREKT at Seth's continued domination of filmdom while they can't even get a green-light for a screenplay they've been working on for YEARS.
Stay mad, eternailfailKEKS!
John Richardson
Test
Charles Brooks
>its a documentary movie >its documenting the mass influx of economic refugees into europe, thats being at least partially funded or dictated by 1 super-rich man (who also pays his way into the pockets of government), and how this man uses his wealth to establish very vocal groups who focus on his own agenda, under the guis of social progress
really makes you george soros think
Lucas Jones
>Suicide Squad was just boring and cringeworthy. That movie was so fun to watch and makes me wanna see it again.
John Reyes
non practicing jews still follow the culture and traditions.
Jaxon Wilson
To the Sup Forumsbeards in this thread:
Besides yelling FEDORA and REDDIT and crying about Jews, can you prove that Christianity is real?
Leo Rivera
>Anything that shows normal human behavior and interaction makes them angry because they know they will never experience it.
>orgies >group sex and unbridled promiscuity >adults being children
>normal human behaviour
Lucas Harris
God is dead.
Josiah Johnson
Can you defend this food orgy as worthwhile or good cinema without shitposting?
Nolan Jackson
is this post satire? you should really re-think what you said and then reconsider living any further
Grayson Hall
that's murder
Aiden Parker
>there are people shilling for Suicide Squad now
jesus christ
Sebastian Hall
why am I supposed to hate this again?
Evan Reed
>The Jews then waited for over 2,000 years for a prophet but he never came
>Implying I am not here.... Now
Tyler Price
So did you guys just forget all about the fact that Team America had puppets shitting on each other during sex?
Carter Stewart
Kek right wing redneck faggots seem to really hate EVERYTHING in the world these days.
Good stuff, mass suicides when?
Camden Gray
really the prophet that Jews think will come back would be considered the anti-christ by christians and muslims since he would be a leader that won wars.
Is it possible for me to unconvince everyone I know from wanting to see this? Of course not
Parker Anderson
Wow you seem like a super fun dude
Christopher Jenkins
Do they pay you per post or are you salaried?
Noah Allen
Kek, blue pilled libtard cuckolds really seem to whine and shitpost about anyone that disagrees with there civilization killing, cancerous ideologies.
Good stuff, mass suicides when?
Matthew Scott
YT link for friend please
Logan Green
I don't remember the shitting. I remember a lot of other stuff from that scene though. It was pretty funny.
This scene didn't really make me laugh but I'll wait until I see the whole movie to judge it, I'm not some reactionary fuckface like most of the people who post here.
Easton Parker
>3 minute sex scene
>versus
>a movie dedicated to having sex with everyone
Landon Evans
How great would it be if Neil Breen was the actual prophet that saved humanity?
Jeremiah Taylor
>not making any sense
Oh, the right-winger is retarded? What a shock!
Isaac Sanders
Are you implying that people found that scene funny?
Jaxon Thompson
so is there a webm with sound?
Ryan Nguyen
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Alexander Murphy
That sure is a lot of problematic buzzwords, my friend. Are you triggered?
Kevin Price
They pulled the shitting parts, they had like 5 minutes of footage and got told they had to cut most of it. It's available on the DVD though.
How completely out of touch with reality are you? I'm not saying it IS funny, but normies everywhere will tell you they laughed their asses off.
Ian Myers
This is a dumb post. Really, no matter what way you look at it, fucking dumb.
Noah Thompson
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Daniel Foster
Not nearly as triggered as you faggots defending food porn no one asked for, apparently.
Sup Forums is hardly an echo chamber with all the hillary posters.
Blake Bailey
this image is magic, they just have to try and refute EVERY TIME LOL because ITS TRUE
Liam Evans
This is 2 minutes out of an 83 minute movie, not really enough to base the entire movie on. That being said, the whole point of this scene was to be as disgusting and offensive as possible. The fact that you're triggered by this means that Rogen has achieved his goal successfully.
I liked the film. Not anything amazing, but it was pretty funny.
Elijah Martin
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, KILL IT WITH FIRE
Grayson Diaz
>stop liking what I don't like!!!! >:( >I don't approve of this, it should NOT exist or be viewed in any context!!
Kek, pathetic
Adrian Nguyen
Nice USP famalam
Anthony Smith
This is the most "I'm 12!" response ever.
Carson Martinez
>Ill watch anything because I have no taste and love to shitpost!!!!!!!!!
hahaha what a loser lol
Juan Rivera
Fuck off
Grayson Ortiz
Hahha please keep embarrassing yourself
Carson Bennett
Do you like being a contrarian ?
Justin Davis
This faggot thinks Herzog is a great director, pay him no mind.