So I'm going to the UK for the first time soon. What can a guy do for fun in Birmingham?

So I'm going to the UK for the first time soon. What can a guy do for fun in Birmingham?

Fuck all it's a shit hole

befriend black people

get shanked by a roadman

damn. what about hookers?

>fun
>birmingham

Choose one

Leave.

well shit

Fab is pretty good, so is the guild but you would need to know a student to get in. Just fuck a local slag.

fab / guild?
any cool towns that a quick to get to?
read online that there was a shit ton of syrian refugees in birmingham :/

Manchester or London would be great places to visit. Great night life, great shopping, Good food and good hotels. Birmingham is already full of foreigners.

Play spot the white man.

pray to Allah

I live in Birmingham and it's not too bad aslong as you avoid the slums, we have one of the best shopping areas in the U.K. and great nightlife on broad street.

whats the travel time to get there?

i prostitution legal in birmingham? google search shows info for brothels...

Join ISIS

>birmingham

Don't do it user. It's a fucking shit hole. I've only ever been once and had my car broken into and stuff nicked.

Literally the only place I've been where I've had stuff stolen from me.

The best all-you-can-eat buffet I went to, was in Brum.

>what do you do for fun in Birmingham

>leave Birmingham

dont have a choice :/ its a work thing. wish it was london

I can sort you out some weed

Get groomed by a tribe of ragheads

thanks but not my thing. really just looking to get some decent ass while i have the chance. banged a tattoo model from brighton a few years ago and that english accent was hot... pluss it seems like u girls are pretty kinky. she was blowing me and just pushed my legs back and and ate my ass like a cheesburger. shit was cash

You can go round calling everyone Yam Yams they fucking love that.

you guys and your slang lol

Stay in your hotel and play video games. Or get some smack, but don't expect good brown.

turn around and go to northern ireland for a riot

save yourself the money and buy yourself a .44 so you can blow your brains all over the pavement.

i fucking hate the Birmingham accent! nothing pisses me off more than listening to the slack jawed fuckwits mubling incoherently to eachother

You can visit one of the many mosques they have in Birmingham

my gf is telling you to go to cadbury world and bullring

lol fuck this trip sounds like its gonna suck

Birmingham is full of nogs and pakis, have fun.

Just go to a pub and laugh at the accents it'll be a great time

any info?
what are they?

nice trips

what do you have internet for?

Kek has spoken

googled. bullring seams cool

Turn 360 and leave

>>fab
>>guild
>>broad st
being this fucking gay

go rainbow u fucks

Fling poop.
It's all there is to do on Monkey Island.

keep telling them how much you like their accent and then do impressions of them.

Bonus points if you walk into pubs and shout, "Under new management by order of the Peaky fookin' Blinders." Must also be done in their accent.

drink

don't go do any of the touristy things here, they're all pretty shit. we have some decent pubs though

underrated post

>dem dub^trips

checkd

I'm from Northern Ireland can confirm, not as many sand niggers either.

big up rainbow

theres a lovely part of birmingham nalled Sparkbrook
thats where all the nice reasonably priced but fancy bars are, it has the best nightlife and a lovely community
generally a beautiful area and definitely not a sigh saying 'no whites allowed' and hanging effigies of white men

where in ni im from whitecity

Birmingham to Manchester is about 2 hours.
Prostition is not legal in the UK you can find escorts that do outcalls.

OP, if you get the chance, go to London too. I recommend you to visit Brixton and Peckham, they are amazing, especially at night.

Big Wok in Chinatown is amazing. Go there.

Don't do this.

Try to get out without a sat nav.
I went there to pick up a car I bought and it was near on impossible. It's easy to get in but all the signs just show how to go even further in.
If you try and go back the way you came, the road splits and circles back.

Birmingham, not to be visited lightly.

I would recommend those areas too. No niggers there just nice white people doing nice things for each other

loogled .... looks like a fantastic place to be a white american

London's what like a 4hour drive?

Go to the Cadbuy factory in Bourneville. If you're not up for that then I hear there's some lovely mosques around.

Turning 360 means you're back where you started.

London is about an hour and a half drive away, there's never much traffic on the M6

You could also visit the ironically named White City and Whitechapel. They're truly beautiful areas.

Also try to get down to Upton Park. It's brilliant. It's just like Pakistan and West Africa all rolled into one.

Go on a pub crawl in Bournville

If he's into medieval history, forget Buckingham Palace and the Tower of London, try Tower Hamlets.
The name is a spoiler, sure, but Shakespeare's own castle is well worth a visit at dusk.

Go to Moseley OP you might get a few pints down you before being beheaded

What are you looking for, two strip clubs, many clubs, easy skanks?

I live here.
it's shit.
it's cold and grey and it's full of twats

If you're interested in the Krays and old East End gangsters, then go to Mile End and visit the pub The Blind Beggar, although it's porbably changed it's name to the Bombay Beggar by now.

Echoing what that user said. Brixton is wholesome family fun. Totally didn't witness a massive black dude stomping out some guy for stealing his big mac after a rave.

Shit like that is reserved for Bradford.

Leave and go somewhere more pleasant.

No, not London either.

Don't listen to him, he's a liar. Birminghamis a beautiful city where the sun always shines and the fun never stops

around 10 miles out of birmingham is a lovely little place on top of a hill named Dudley

it has a castle and a zoo and an average IQ of 31
i swear someone started slipping nuclear fallout into the water supple a few generations back

>Birmingham?

Jesus. Stay the fuck away from Birmingham.

Shame football season just ended you could of went and watched the mighty Aton Villa

Also avoid Smalling your probably be mugged

smalling?

the "vehicle" captchas are fucking killing me

It's a wonderful area. Full of open-minded people who easily accept everyone. OP, you should definitely find time to go there too.
I also recommend Stonebridge. A quiet area with literally zero crime happening there.
Ilford is amazing too, it is very wealthy and upper middle-class.
Edmonton is great too, lots of impressive architecture and modern skyscrapers.

Avoid shitholes like South Kensington, Baker Street and Oxford Circus, they are dull, run-down areas.

Birmingham is a fucking dump

As I were browsing t'catalog I thought the same shit and to my amazement it was the first reply

>Birmingham
>Funny accents
>Full of dark folk
>Smells funny
>Big asda
>Great phone reception

this

Yeah. Big Wok is a must. I was in Brum for like two days... and spent 4 hours each day just eating there. The ice cream and chocolate fountain simply kills me at the end.

Lurk moar, newfriend

you must be rich eating at big wok

Can't have been Bradford cos we only care about kebabs

What do you guys think of Baghdad?

Huuummm I mean Wolverhampton.

there are some places where one can have a really decent curry in birmingham

other than that? Leave and then over to Leeds and listen to some music instead

Fock off Leeds is just as bad

Ey up sunshine, how about you do a little job for me? the little piggy' s wouldn't catch on to a yank. I need ya to drop some gear down for the boys

Why? It was really cheap from what I remember... something like £6.50 before 5pm or something like that. I am a poor fag lol. If I went to BW, it means it was cheap enough... plus I always eat more than needed, so it ends up cheaper (even tho my stomach hurts at the end)

Haha I used to go out with a bird from there. She was great in bed but her fucking accent...

Leeds is decent for live music you nobend

Come to the O2 institute on saturday so I can charge you £5.40 for a pint :^)

Can anyone explain to me what's up with Scotland and Glasgow? I was there for the old firm a few weeks ago, and dear god... it's like EVERY SINGLE PERSON is from the movie Trainspotting. I'm not even joking. Everyone looked like they were on some kind of drugs... I'm pretty sure they put some fucked up chemicals in the IRN-BRU beverage.

Thats rochdale u nonce

Dudley is a shithole. The castle is gay and the zoo is gayer. KYS

Wolverhampton is full of chavs tbh

Certain area of leeds has legal prostitution...... but that is quite a drive up t norf

good to see someone caught on to the sarcasm

yow am gay

smoke some mamba. And go to handsworth.

Kek. Made me laugh. I got stuck in Derby once the same way. Seemed like no way out. Visited England from Canada. Trippy right hand drive cars but caught on pretty quick.