The Bundes:
Today, 20:00
Dortmund : Ausburg
M'Gladbach : Wolfsburg
HSV : >Schalke
Eintrach Frankfurt : Mainz 05
Tomorrow, 20:00
Buyern München : RB Leipzig
Hertha Berlin : Darmstadt 98
1. FC Köln : Bayer Leverkusen
Ingolstadt : SC Freiburg
Hoffenheim : SV Werder Bremen
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>Draxler to Arsenal
>Dortund keen on Brandt signing
>Steven:"HSV? Der Fisch stinkt vom Kopf."
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I want to touch the bundas
fucking Brits
>Jérôme Boateng wird dem FC Bayern rund sechs Wochen nicht zur Verfügung stehen. Der 28-jährige Innenverteidiger wurde laut Vereinsangaben am Dienstag erfolgreich an „der Sehne des rechten Brustmuskels“ operiert.
>Sehne des rechten Brustmuskels
>operiert
wat
ikr
Ancelotti: "Mein Opa hat noch Catenaccio gespielt. Da hat man Balance - aber nur hinten. Bayern kann kein Catenaccio."
Not much to do until tomorrow. Good thing, dear /bundes/, Christmas is damn early this year. Tomorrow on December the 21th 17 teams get their presents while the naughty customers get a well deserved spanking.
>Dortmund 0:0 Ausburg
>M'Gladbach 1:1 Wolfsburg
>HSV 2:1 >Schalke
>Eintrach Frankfurt 2:0 Mainz 05
>Tomorrow, 20:00
>Buyern München 2:4 RB /leipzig/
>Hertha Berlin 3:1 Darmstadt 98
>1. FC Köln 2:1 Bayer Leverkusen
>Ingolstadt 0:1 SC Freiburg
>Hoffenheim 2:3 SV Werder Bremen
Thread question: Do you browse/post on Sup Forums during lecture?
Schalke will win today
It's the fucking HSV, of course they're going to win.
>inb4 schalke goes full >schalke
Yes
>Ingolstadt : SC Freiburg
I will watch this live in the Stadium
My first Bundes match. Hope I don't get bombed
perfect timing for such an operation. the staff cleverly waited this out. classic minor injury that can wait. ever had problems with your rotator cuff? yeah
not during lecture but while in school hehe your predictions are not good
>Dortmund 0:0 Ausburg
this is the last match of the year my brother, dortmund will go all out and augsburg wont know what hit them. 5-0
>M'Gladbach 1:1 Wolfsburg
spot on. dont watch this match at all costs
>HSV 2:1 >Schalke
too much insecurity going on in hamburg at the at the moment. schalke have a straight view and know what they want. 0-3
>Eintrach Frankfurt 2:0 Mainz 05
spot on
>Tomorrow, 20:00
>Buyern München 2:4 RB /leipzig/
bayern literally saved all their energy for this match to demolish leipzig. they will not know what hit them and everyone will say BOY GOLLY BAYERN SURE SHOWED THEM: THAT WILL SHOW THEM. 4-1
>Hertha Berlin 3:1 Darmstadt 98
this has draw written all over it. berlin need this winter break BADLY. 2-2
>1. FC Köln 2:1 Bayer Leverkusen
spot off
>Ingolstadt 0:1 SC Freiburg
clever prediction. i will go along with it
>Hoffenheim 2:3 SV Werder Bremen
as much as i like seeing goals this will not happen. overrating bremen is a classic and the winter break can not come early enough for hoffenheim either. 1-0
#friends
looked like girls from the thumbnail on the right. (its his long hair)
Then let's have a closer look for a better explanation.
>this is the last match of the year my brother, dortmund will go all out and augsburg wont know what hit them. 5-0
Dortmund chokes alway, ALWAYS, in the last match of the year. I would usually even say they are going to lose but Augsburg is just too weak.
>M'Gladbach 1:1 Wolfsburg
>spot on. dont watch this match at all costs
A match of two teams that bad that I don't dare to say 0:0 because that coul be understood as partially good defending. hence 1:1
>HSV 2:1 >Schalke
>too much insecurity going on in hamburg at the at the moment. schalke have a straight view and know what they want. 0-3
Literally Battle of the memes: The Game. The stronger meme will prevail and >schalke is still Choker Champion. Hamburg may be chaotic but they will be more motivated for sure.
>Buyern München 2:4 RB /leipzig/
>bayern literally saved all their energy for this match to demolish leipzig.
"To demolish" is the main point. Buyern will choke on their arrogance again. It's like the Dortmund matches back the days as they lost about 5 consequtives. They don't want to win, they want to humiliate thei enemy. too much false pride to defend an 1:0 lead. This is gonna be neck breaking once again.
>Hertha Berlin 3:1 Darmstadt 98
>this has draw written all over it. berlin need this winter break BADLY. 2-2
Even if you consider the last matches Hertha still plays their best year since Falko Götz. Problem with Darmstadt: they're utter shit.
>1. FC Köln 2:1 Bayer Leverkusen
dunno, the GOATs seem a bit better this season and they play at home. 2:1 is the most common outcome.
>Ingolstadt 0:1 SC Freiburg
>clever prediction. i will go along with it
Ingostadt is a disgrace to this league and needs to go.
>Hoffenheim 2:3 SV Werder Bremen
Hoffenheim and Bremen both care shit about defence and more about scoring. Possible results fo this match are meme results like 2:3, 3:4,5:6 for both sides. Place a bet on at least 5 goals!
thanks for the reply i will read it after im done with dinner
>Ingostadt is a disgrace to this league and needs to go.
lol no
t.
okay
Nice. Are you from Ingolstadt?
I'm already very excited fot the big derby tonight.
The Tyne-Wear derby
The Tyne-Wear derby
Oh come on guys. This is /bundes/, so I'm talking about the Rhein-Main-Derby of course.
okay
>wolfsburg
yes, I am
/lifelong/ since 2013
Buyern lose, if they play Chubby Alonso. Against Leipzig you can't have enough pressing resistance, and he's not the guy for it.
Good. Nice city.
That's the problem with fucking chubsters. They useless. For everything.
>Dortmund matchday
/bintpol/ should be here soon
Did you mean: "Shit city." ?
I think that would be very unfair. I mean it's not making my top 20 by any means, but it's a perfectly fine place in my opinion.
You're there as a student if I remember correctly, yes?
what are your favorite cities?
It just took me 30 min to go from Frankfurt Süd to Frankfurt Main Station by train. Probably because of the traffic caused by the game tonight. So now I will be late for watching the game at home, because of the game I want to watch.
Lisbon NYC Barcelona Leuven Gent Stockholm Amsterdam Firenze Copenhagen etc I'm bored by now.
There are many cities I haven't visited that I think would make the list.
My most overrated city is London, but it's not like I hate it.
boah was für ne fettbratze
>dat Wampe
who /brummifahrer/ here?
Is this the Truck general?
Not fattyposter here but that's obviously a pregnancy belly.
or a pillow
>there exists pregnant nadine jansen material
damn, she knows to sell herself, I have to see more of that.
Hope her child will be proud of her
...
shareholder here, I swear every single vollprolet and kamerahurenschabracke turns out to be a bvb supporter
...
>Merino and Barta in as centerbacks
wew, get ready for a bumpy ride
jej
Yeah... it couod be but there is no real need for that since there are nude preggo pics which are 100% legit with swallen belly and dark nipples and lactating.
So I guess this is also real pregnancy.
Are you Neudeutscher? It's not like she's taking nigger dick for money. I saw all my female family members naked multiple times. If you grow up around this, it's nothing sexual (unlike real porn). I don't think a child would take serious damage from seeing his mom like this.
Don't get me wrong I'm not white-knighting a women who sells nudes for a living, I'm just saying that this is much easier explainable than most of the modern lifestyles today.
i see
oh, if she doesnt do porn and its only nudes, I guess its okay. I mean its weird knowing so many people mastrubated to mom but its still tolerable
>Merino starting
btw are you an Ossi? I really didnt like seeing my family members naked
>dieter hecking
just get thomas schaaf. or armin veh. or andre breitenreiter. jesus christ
had a good shit, ready for the match
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Which game gonna have the most memes?
Hamburger vs Schalke
>Barney and Whitlock playing tonight
Yes
There's not actually a team called Hamburger is there?
Chips?
No
sweets
HEYA BVB!
Who's with me?
Little doubt: Is NDR2 a radio station or a TV channel?
Northern German radio station
Anybody's got an acestream for Gladbach vs Wolfsburg?
The usual sites (arenavision, livefootballol) don't have any links.
>pensioner as goalkeeper
>cb as rb
>segunda division cm as cb
>two cams as cms
>teenaged wingers
GJGE Tuchel
Try rojadirecta or gofirstrow
>inb4 another press conference drama
i started washing my asshole with the shower head after every shit when i got hemorrhoids. that was a couple of weeks ago and i still do it. its cool. just sit on the edge of the bath tub, shower your asshole and dry it with a towel. takes 20 seconds and you always have a clean asshole
FIRST FOR AMBURGO
Acarajé should be served in european stadiums
ugh is that candy? why not sell meatballs, eggs, broccoli pans and mushrooms? why do people hate broccoli so much
havent watched the darts in ages
looks good
what is it?
here we go
BAN ASSAULT TRUCKS
Acarajé is a dish made from peeled beans formed into a ball and then deep-fried in dendê (palm oil). It is found in West African and Brazilian cuisines.
Acarajé is made with cooked and mashed black eyed peas seasoned with salt and chopped onions molded into the shape of a large scone and deep-fried in palm oil in a wok-like pan in front of the customers. It is served split in half and stuffed with vatapá and caruru – spicy pastes made from shrimp, ground cashews, palm oil and other ingredients.
would probably end up expensive af
;_;
I think paper and babywipes will do the job for my asshole, thx
Why do Dortmund always play on off days?
>customers
hehe
I'll miss you Bundes...
To doesn't rivalrize with Bayern
Thats the way I do it.
Two wipes with dry paper (more if necessary)
Wet wipes to clean up the rest
Normal again to dry it and make sure it's all gone
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Isn't >Schalke?
No matches until late January, and off season shitposting is not that good,
what do you do if you have an extremely hairy asshole
asking for a friend
HSV defense already spilling spaghetti
Bundesliga oldly only returned in late february
...
If you mean from the former DDR then yes.
>I really didnt like seeing my family members naked
It's not about liking. Me for example, my mother used to take sunbathes in the backyard. Or when she was changing she didn't leave the room but turned her back in my direction. It was awkward or anything, just like in the dressing room in school you didn't pay attention at other people changing (>inb4 gay).
> I mean its weird knowing so many people mastrubated to mom
Sorry, but if you have a hot mom then I just don't get why you feel weird about other people having certain fantasies.
Or are you one of those guys who are weirded out when their parents have sex?
>drunkzil
hehe
KEK
W E W
That social media guy will be at Bayern soon if he can keep it up.
quality bantz desu
>we would sacrifice banter for points