How do I buy a dildo?

how do I buy a dildo?

just turned 18, so i look underage still. cant order one to my house or my mom will get it, and im afraid ill be kicked out of a sex store

help

Show your...... ID to whoever is working...

Show your IDs you degenerate fuck

OP is obviously underage v&

Start with a small to medium one.
Make sure it's black.
Buy astroglide.

op is not underage smh :/

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Go on Amazon, order a dildo and make them deliver it in an Amazon Locker or at a pickup point

Obviously you are under 18 because you wouldn't be asking this question...

Offer a blowjob to one of your neighbors so you can use their address

just turned 18 and never have had experience with this matter before

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More balls

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I would fucking destroy that ass and cry about it later. U.K.?

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MORE

wrap a condom on a cucumber

show ur id and pay in cash. secure hiding space before hand. worst case, make one. air dry clay mold ur own and put a condom on it. duh..

You won't get kicked out if you have an ID faggot

condom on carrorts or cucumber.
now timestamp and sharpie in pooper or gtfo.

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OP just got v&

ahhh help

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butt why?

Build it with sillicon
Use condoms

This nigger will probably leave stains from his shitskin on my monitor.

That picture looks disgusting.

not me