Im going to a AMP (asian massage parlor) that gives happy endings...

im going to a AMP (asian massage parlor) that gives happy endings. the problem is tho i have never been to one and i have no idea how to actually ask for something like a handjob without sounding so blunt and direct.

what is the proper etiquette for this type of thing? i was given the names of who to ask for, but thats it really.

Excuse me maam, can you hush my peepee?,no homo tho

"you sucky sucky 5 darro"

They will initiate. Don't act nervous and be comfortable naked.

You don't. They ask you.

i wish we had these in Sweden

They start paying with your dick and then ask if you want them to continue. Say yes and ask how much before they do it. If you don't they'll make up a price after they are done and you are screwed. If you plan to go back tip them like an extra $10 or $20. They'll remember you and treat you better.

i never even kissed a girl before, im kinda scared and very nervous about it. but i have to do this because my asian lust is too strong. its something thats going to happen and either i leave with a HE or it gets very akward real fast. any advice you can give?

Pretty much this.
They will initiate and you get a quote. Don't negotiate, and tip the women who tugs your snake.

huh, what is this tipping? like i pay $60 for the HJ itself and then "tip" them $20 more? i mean i understand they will treat you better, but damn, im already paying for the massage that i dont really care for.

i take it its cash only for these types of places?

First, do it sooner than later or you'll just get more nervous the longer you wait and second, pick an ugly one. This point is important. If you pick an ugly one to practice with you won't be nervous thinking you are going to disappoint her and ruin something. If you don't really like her then you'll relax and be more natural. Plus, if you do something wrong or bad, it won't matter because it's an ulgy one that you were just using for practice.

If you just want an HJ then tip like $5 or $10 not $20. Keep it proportional to the total price.

And yes, cash only.

You'll catch some STDs for sure

Only tip if you plan on coming back to the place again. $20 might be too much, maybe $10 or however much you can afford. Just something to sweeten the deal so when you do return, you will get better treatment and they may allow you more privileges, access e.g. Fingering or even up to sex.
And yes, cash only.

You've obviously never been. Handjobs are 20-40 pretty much everywhere I've ever gone. I've been going to amps for over 10 years, surprisingly prices haven't changed much

How do you find these places? Asking for a friend..

not if i only get a HJ and/or BJ. i did my research, its next to impossible to get STDs that way unless she has like warts on the palm of her hand or some shit.

ever been to a place called Hollywood Spa in NOLA?

thats a good question. the only way i know how to find them is by going to escort review sites like eccie and just reading the forums and revies there. full revies are hidden for non premium members tho, which make it harder.

aside from that i have no idea how to find them normally other than just going in and finding out. i think its all word of mouth on the places.

Nope only been to NOLA once and didn't have time to go to an amp, but I'll be back later this year

Go to rubmaps, do advanced search. You won't be able to see reviews without paying, but it is a pretty good first order. I do this everywhere I travel and it's been pretty accurate most of the time

A tip is when you give a service provider an extra amount on top of what was already agreed upon. When you tip someone, let's say, $10 and you had agreed on a $50 dollar charge then your grand total would be $60.

It's ok if you're slow but don't rush to help if you don't know what's going on.

The "tip" is the HJ charge. Most places are $60 per hour and the expected "tip" is $40. I don't add anymore than that.

I definitely know what's up with amps. Probably been to more than 100 in the past 10 years, maybe closer to 200.

Just pay the girl after you pay the house. She'll start it OP. I've been to and and breddy gud time. Don't freak when she washes your asshole

Rubmaps is ok but like user said it's not free for some reviews and the content might be outdated. Use Backpage if it's up. That site went down for a while but I was able to find some through that page like two months ago when I was traveling. Most, if not all, of the amps in that site do happy endings. If you can't find anything like that just go near an airport and look for an amp around there. They tend to open those around airports.

You have to look in the dating section on BP now.

the amp im going to charges $60 for 45 mins for just the massage. 160 "+tip" for a "full service". i have a question. does the HE service start after the 45 mins or during? meaning i have to pay 220 and try to cum in 45 mins or do i just pay 160 after the massage is done and i pretty much have as long as i want to cum?

i honestly just want to skip the massage entirely but i know i cant do that. if only nola had actual independent asian escorts... 220 is pretty damn pricey which is one of the reasons im going for just a hj.

First thing to know is that your gonna spend 60 or however much for a full body 1 hour massage just for the room. Dont ask anything else just pay the mamasan. Once you get in the room, strip completely naked and lay face down on the table. Someone will come in and she will begin a shirty massage. Eventually she'll "accidentally" graze your ball sack/cock/ass/asshole. This part is crucial. You need to respond correctly. If you lay there like a jackals then she'll think you arent interested. Let out a grunt, or a mmmm. Thrust your hips. Widen your legs. Anything to let her know that you are game. Shortly there after she'll tell you to flip and ask what you want. These Asians arent well versed so they translate with hand motions and numbers only. Feel free to negotiate. If its a legit place they will have a jimmy for you. Enjoy.

When I lived in ocean side there was a amp there that I went to. $60 for and hour message and a $40-$60 "tip" depending on who the masseuse was. I didn't have to say anything to initiate it. She just grabed my dick once the massage was over and asked "you wannte" or however asians talk. Just say yeah.

ive always been insanely cautious to those ads... they are insanely spammy and all of the pics are obviously fake with faces blurred half the time.

they took down the adult section for backpage, but all of the escort and amp ads just moved to the "women > men" section.

Full service places do not massage for very long, maybe 10 minutes max. I would never pay an hour at a full service place because they will try and get you out in 30 minutes.

As for prices, $140-160 for full service half hour is a good starting point (that's with the house fee of $40 for a 30 minute). Anything over $200 would be a huge ripoff. I don't go to FS places anymore cause they are a waste

I wouldn't pay more than 40 for a hojo.

Where do you cum?

im assuming in her mouth, hands, ass, wherever assuming condoms arnt mandatory. if they are then u will be cumming in a condom.

Yeah being cautious is good but don't over do it or you'll always end up paying more for the same thing. I've never actually seen one of those adds with actual pictures of the the girls working there. I always figured they just recycle the same add over and over than they never bother to use real pictures.

the problem is just figuring out which of those ads gives a HE services and which doesnt. going in and wasting money just to find out that the amp doesnt do any adult services is pretty soul crushing, especially if you are getting rubbed by a 10/10 asian.

Well that's easy. A 10/10 Asian isnt giving out HEs

False, tard.

You need to put your hand on her hand and then slowly push her hand in the direction of your crotch. Not in a violent way but in a guiding way.

If she yanks away, then you call the whole thing off.

so the stuff on backpage that advertise massages and they have pictures of pretty Asian girls? Is this the place to go?

This man does not know what hes talking about

If you're asking for the masseuse by name, she already knows what's up and will probably do it before you even have to chance to say yes or no. And if not she'll ask at some point if you'd like "extra oil", say yes and she'll know.

Don't drape yourself and get completely naked. When she rubs down toward your ass and lower back, arch your back, make appreciative noises. When she rubs near your balls, spread your legs a little wider, give her access to your balls and taint.

On the flip, she'll probably keep brushing against your cock - make appreciative noises some more. If she asks "is it okay," or "you like," say yes.

For a straight tug you probably shouldn't pay more than 60-70, and that's if she's REALLY good.

Beware the ladyboys, unless that's what you're into, in which case, have fun!

i mean, it depends on where you go...

>be me 27
>walk in ask for 30min
>get shown to room ask to undress
>get fully naked lay in belly cover butt with towel
> she walks in lifts towel to see if fully naked
>starts back rub
Feels good man.jpeg
>wiggle piggy along her leg when she is standing by side
>overs to my head and shoulders
>fuck it man grab two hands full of ass
>she giggles and says take to turn over
>touches peen over towel says it will be 40 dolla
>hand over cash and nut

This is how you get your massage ended early.

if i tell her im a virgin, will she give me special privileges like popping twice for no extra charge?

i mean, do i really have to make such retarded noises when she can see my massive erection? can i just point to it? im not keen on doing the whole "make fake noises/moan" thing.

I met my gf at a classy amp (rich neighborhood)
Had fun with her for a while but eventually got bored of her. Go for it OP, you never know what will happen

Nope. She's jerking you off that's your one favor called in.

If you don't naturally make noises when shit happens down there then don't because you'll sound like a tard getting a mercy rub. Which technically is the case but don't let her know that you wanna have some dignity.

i dont give a fuk, im paying that bitch. all she needs to know is "i want u to make me cum". if making a retard noise is what i have to do then fuck it, my dignity will be instantly lost the instant i set foot in that place anyways.

Well there you go, you don't have to do anything other than pay her. So yeah retard noises are off the table.

I'm not saying moan, a sigh is perfectly acceptable. The whole point is that you don't want to be like, "jerk me off, whore." You don't have to make any noises, but realize it's a fraught exercise for her, so anything you can do to demonstrate that you're not a cop is helpful.

im pretty sure cops wouldnt be sitting on the table naked(as in towel removed) with an erection tho. you sure pointing to it wont do the trick? im just dont make any kind of sexual noises, not my thing unless im really getting into it.

i can for sure open my legs wider tho to see if she plays with balls.