Sup fags

Sup fags,

Hows does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

Family members and pets dont count faggot

Thanks for the top tip; Now you can stop fucking your family members and pets.

That is time you could have spent earning your black blet

Sorry for 1000 women.

Any virgin can earn a black belt, but I'd rather earn a pussy belt.

Oldfag here both been on here forever and old. Nobody gives a fuck as an adult I can tell you aside from your glorification of how many times you have been laid I can 100% garentee that you will regret all of that piercing shit. Once you grow up you will realize. Judging by the shitty paint job in the background and you are taking this pic from some aged porch you are probably trash from some shithole.

gives me hope

Once you hit like 25 how many women you've fucked becomes irrelevant. People only care about how much money you got.

makes me feel pity that you have to lie on the internet for attention.

No you haven't Jordan

>Oldfag
>Not recognizing this stale pasta bait thread

Surely you've convinced me

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kek

Absolute bullshit but on the remote chance that even one women has allowed you inside her, I can only feel sorry for her.

Theres no oldfags left on here because they've all killed themselves and Im wondering why you havnt done the same?

Its actually 2000 women but I wanted it to sound more believable for you virgins.

masturbating to porn hub doesnt count brah

You mad, virgin?

Ok thanks for the advice; Now you can stop masturbating to porn hub, virgin boy.

women

Busted. Only people who think virgin is an insult are tweenagers or autistics. Which one are you?

And how many men?

Busted. Only people who think tweenagers or autistics is an insult are faggots or niggers. Which one are you?

Well now that I am not on here constantly I may miss A copy pasta on occasion.
My life does not revolve anymore on this shit posting.
But I do still like to post on occasion.
When it was duck rolling Rick rolling and Habbo shit that was my day. Also tom green and Scientology raids.

when did you get the face piercings?

This has practiacally been posted here everyday for the past 2 years.

Your oldfag status has been revoked.

Bout 6 months ago. Why, you interested in getting some yourself?

I know for a fact you're a choad gargler, because you gargler mine last night, Ms. Pencilneck.

Then he woke up and changed hands more like it, either that or he is just fucking fat trailer crash hoes

*trash

All I wanted was to fuck my nephew, but the problem is: he's not gay

Pretty much the same, I don't tend to predicate my self worth on how many women I've been in.
Enjoy being a slut though user.

Sup fag,

How does it feel lying to random strangers you dont know about seks you have never had because you are insecure about your own life?

Dubs of truth