BREAKING 9.2 earthquake IN NORTHWEST Megatsunami IS INCOMING. PORTLAND SEATTLE SACREMENTO EVACUATE NOW

BREAKING 9.2 earthquake IN NORTHWEST Megatsunami IS INCOMING. PORTLAND SEATTLE SACREMENTO EVACUATE NOW

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CALIFORNIA IS DONE, IT'S OVER FOR THEM

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FUCK YEAH BYE CALI

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WHAT YHE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING EVACUTE NOW THIS IS NOT A MEME

I'm in the east bay rn...np here

Sauce?
Also... YAAAAAAAAAY!!!

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Seattlefag here

nothing fucking happened

Man if there was a 9.2 earthquake I'm pretty fuckin sure we would feel it.

I'm in Oregon and will let you know if I die.

Yeah, scedc.caltech.edu/recent/Quakes/quakes0.html isn't showing anything.

jesus christ, being this retarded

Thanks, Frankie Mcdonald. Where would we get our weather without you?

Don't worry OP, there are still a few of us oldfags left to get the joke.

Don't know what you're talking about. Great day here

that was just me cumming in your mom OP

Holy shit guys im in portlandthis is on cnn right now Megatsunami is reported to hit in the next hour. Mom Dad if ur reading this i love you there's no way I could of got out in time

oh no
you made me google 'california'
master troll
you didn't even get a (You)

>next hour
nice try

MEGATSUNAMI IS INCOMING NOW ON CNN

THIS IS REAL GUYS EVACUATE NOW

"Mom Dad it ur reading this...."
Obviously fake, no one would post their last message to loved ones of Sup Forums. Your Mom's first reply would be followed by "tits or GTFO"

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

Hasn't been anything over a 5 in over two days.

HOLY SHIT GUYS THIS ISN'T A FUCKING JOKE, THE WARNINGS ARE ALL OVER, CALIFORNIA IS GOING TO BE FUCKING DEVASTATED BY THIS MEGATSUNAMI GET THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR CALIFAGS

I wish this was real.

No, his mom's reply would be "I'm dead, because you didn't reply to this post."

>being as so many do like miss the old Sup Forums

HNNNNG

Posting

>(((Quake mystic))) claims.