Which is the correct choice?

which is the correct choice?

Either C or K. But I gravitate towards C. L sounds like fun, too.

rolling

I would say; D,E or L

Why would a spirit in arab mythology offer me a native pacific islander symbolic artifact?

Whoever made this is an idiot, I refuse to answer.

obviously he stole it from a lost fijian merchant

How is B affected if I already have true love? Do I get to skip the penalty, or do I lose what I have?

i would assume your relationship grows cold

its a djinn, and every tiki has some sort of drawback

K. I die but I have everything I want or could ever want in my fantasy land. Would I know I'm in a fantasy world? Or would I just wake up to my new life as if it just happens by chance.

it doesnt say anything about memory erasing, so you would know

its like permanently playing a MMO in VR. with real life graphics

E

Damn. But could I live in a fantasy land where my memory was erased that I ever found the tiki but still had all my riches?

F lmao
1. Dick size increased
2. Left muscular arm
3. Right muscular arm

E, C, K, L, or D in order of best

B. I'm already married.

Choose wisely Sup Forums.

B

I can always fuck hookers

D & K only good choices. E maybe.

1. K
2. H
3. C

1. I like the control aspect.

4

...

F

Liver, Dick, Scalp

best choice

B and L.

This hobo genie is far more useful than the tiki gas nigger.

The only worth mentioning options are top left and bottom right. Personally I'd choose top left. Say good bye to jerking off, say hello to great sex 4ever. Even loli sex.

4, everything else is pure hedonistic whitepillled garbage

Fucking 2

I choose 3 without a moment's hesitation.

3 is ok for me

What if in my fantasy world no one can die, get sick or hurt?

3, eh, all of them are kinda boring.

Thats a shity fantasy.

The objectively best choice is H.

Not really, because there's no niggers like you in it either.

Pretty sure I already have B.

K is the only choice for me

Just Fuck Already!

welp lads?

I maybe above the influence, but still taking the bag. Otherwise pen, followed by dagger.

L
go back 20 years and invest in google

Probably the laptop, but being able to summon an autobot just for mayhem and lulz is appealing too.

Nah, the laptop as long as virtual reality includes very naughty and fetish porn.

1 is better and safer than 2

3 only lasts whilst you are loyal to her

4 is great for everything but sex and porn

The real choice is between the first and the last

The smart choice is F.

I would change my cock to 8inches
I would make my brain more efficient/smarter.
Turn my heart more efficient. So my stamina increases dramatically.

I could be a porn actor. A genious scientist or an athlete. Easy.

K
3
Pen

K.

K
K
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F. definitely F.

K is for manchildren who want to escape reality.

you want the cheat code

you want the ez mode

but when you get it, it'll feel so, so empty. You -know- that its fake. In the end you'll be wallowing in your own memories. Its literally Inception. You'll grow old and bitter inside your sandscastle of falsehoods.

>not realising K is a huge ass trap

Obviously K.

My fantasy world is one where I can do anything. Even die and be resurrected.

This makes me want to take it even more. Ill end up a villain.

L (right)

I could go back a few hours and prevent myself from getting scammed in steam trades

The first L (I) is pretty good, invisibility is an amazing mobility tool, the places i could go with that.

K is pretty appealing too.

1

Haven't even read the others. 1 is perfect.

B. Final answer.
Fuck love, give me money.

>Picking the laptop
>Time doesn't pass
>Jack onto VR and live forever

I'll pick the fucking laptop

H for fucking sure.
I'm pretty satisfied with my life, so free weed and no downsides works for me.

Great idea. Get the lottery numbers for the date too.

Only 8? Won't please this pussy ._.

If it ever comes and is bad money, you can sell it. No bad deal there.

>K
>3
>Laptop

You can still wish for it to be real mode once in a while. So you can challenge yourself. A hardcore mode to life.

thanks, user

Uhh.. E I guess. I might go for the lifespan thing, but I'm not sure I wanna live out what I'm already due.

obviously E you fucking idiots what are you doing

Police finds out, you go to jail for a while. But the weed keeps coming through the mail. You get more and more sentences because police will not believe that you don't know who keeps sending you the weed, even when you are at supermax prison. It has to be an insider of the force. You get beaten by the cops to confess, but you can't.

You die in prison with 5000 years left of your prison sentence.

J. Can ruin lives of people in politics I don't agree with.

Also learn the alphabet idiot, L appears twice.

L

I would go back to the day of the last missed lottery drawing before the the biggest lottery jackpot ever and play the winning numbers. I would give half to my current self and give me advice and information on the future.

I would then use most of the remaining to invest in stocks that will increase my funds and use that money and now influence to ensure trump doesn't become president.

>assassins dagger

K - Fantasy world I go in a cryo-machine that keeps me alive indefinitely and my conscious is uploaded to a VR world that I control.
L - Take my books. Ask Sup Forums for trips to what country I make a world superpower so far advanced it conquers the world.
4 - Already asexual so this would benefit me.
Laptop

J

L go back invest in Apple and Microsoft profit

Thank me later

F
1. Grow Dick
2. Grow right boob
3. Grow left boob
4. Become official Sup Forums shemale
5. ????
6. Profit

1

F

>Change DNA to slow aging process
>Change brain to become super smart
>Change dick to become like the porn star dick I always deserved

Bam, it's the best of B and D without any drawbacks, plus an 8 inch penis

F is GROW body parts, so only the dick part of that would world work out, unless you want encephalitis

Hard choice between 1 and 4. Already pretty much have 4, except the TV and Sup Forums parts.

Supercar.

Brb collecting samples of awesomeness from a larger planet.

K infp here

L go back in time and win lottery after lottery. Invest in startups and make billions.

K create a fantasy world where I have full control, immortality omnipotence and omniscience. I continually construct and live amazing worlds and then destroy them to try novel ideas.

1 is soooo tempting but yes. 3 is the only real choice. and or 4 maybe I guess. 4 is understandable but if I didn't choose 3 I'd hate myself for the rest of my life

INFJ

TFW you are an actual special snowflake

3

F for foreskin

well fuck that's hard. but yeah laptop. supercar second. and pen third

What if my fantasy is just realistic life, just without stupid shit like getting sick and STDs?

as it turns out Pacific Island tribalism is the one true religion and all spirits in the other world respect that

well fuck you too. lol

F of H...F

Choose wisely my dudes

K

F.
With the right wording, the muscles and tendons of the body become one part. I.e., "I wish for my skeletal muscles to increase in strength, size, density, tone, and definition until I say 'stop.'"

With the right wording, your body fat is one part. I.e., "I wish for my body fat to decrease by 10% per second until I say stop."

With the right wording, your entire body is 'one part.' I.e., "I wish for my body to become agelessly, regeneratively immortal."

Other than that, your dick is obviously one fucking part if you don't have to finagle the wording to fix shit like being a fat fuck. You've got three wishes to get the perfect body, in literally every way possible. Hell, using the 'my body is one part' argument, you could directly wish "I want my body to be my physical ideal." There, two wishes left over for immortality and super powers.

if it had teleport I'd pick Sloth in a heartbeat. it should have teleport btw

party bag fucking obviously

become biggest drug dealer in history

>GROW
No. Reread, fucker. It says 'change.' Your DNA is a body part.

Wrath

Poster here, same

Supercar.
brb collecting Nazi Jew-gold, killing Lincoln before he declares war on the Confederacy, sniping Churchill, and writing my name in piss on the moon.

I pick Gluttony

Asexual Ascendancy