What would your dream girl be like?

What would your dream girl be like?

This

But she has small tits. Although tight pussy ...

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My dream girl is a goofy, geeky chick who is into the same stuff as me, is a little weird (NOT batshit crazy - there's a difference), is kind, not manipulative or backstabbing, and has a nice round ass, a slim figure, small tits, and brown eyes and dark brown hair.
Too bad we're both married to other people.

Small tits are always a good thing in my book.

I don't know, but I'm sure she would have deep red hair and eye heterochromia - with one blue eye and one green eye.

imaginary

Levantine, anti Zionist, pro Assad, politically knowledgeable qt

- 6-7/10 by normie standards
- goth
- kind of a robot at times
- likes splitting the tab
- into physical affection

me but with a pussy

>pro Assad
>politically knowledgeable

You can only pick one.

White, for a start. I'm no race traitor.

Hello Schlomo

10/10, extremely kinky, and completely submissive.

*vomits in 3D*

im subscribed to her on youtube just for fapping

I can actually agree

white and conservative

how fucking dull

those are the only waifu material girls, user.

Conservative white girls are bat shit crazy

maybe the american ones, but i'm not american.

Third world conservatives are almost as bad

>I only know of Ann Coulter, therefore they're all crazy

I've had the misfortune to interact with conservatives across the globe.
They are just as retarded as others

cuck

>implying Scandinavia is a third world region

go back to Sup Forums

But it is

pic related

30 posts still no
>big femenine penis
im proud today

>Sup Forums - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

if you say so

mpdg, fuck it. It's a fantasy anyway.

Hes right