Is public masturbation a sport?
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>San Diego Chargers Security guard was openly masturbating RIGHT IN FRONT of us during the game, while watching the cheerleaders jump up and down!!! I can’t believe this was allowed. Such a complete disregard for women’s rights and public decency! I am truly horrified at this guard lack of respect for women’s rights
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>I am truly horrified at this guard lack of respect for women’s rights
Anyway, this guy must have some kind of problem, you just don't do this shit. Maybe he can only get off in public, like those bus wankers.
one of us
is he elite?
>NFL game
>jacket looks like it says "STATE"
>no wide shot of stadium or crowd
Gonna call fake here.
>low on money so take a job at the local stadium as "security"
>job seems easy enough but dont like standing around for hours doing nothing
>balls start to itch and you try and scratch them but it just fucks your boxers up so you have to move them around even more
>someone records me and posts it on the internet and now everyone thinks im a pervert because i readjusted my junk
I accept that
>readjusted
M8 those are strokes, why would you scratch your balls rhythmically?
>lack of respect for women’s rights
you mean the half naked women who get paid to jump up and down and flash their tits to the camera?
These comments lol
it doesn't take that many pumps to readjust
>women's rights
Why do these cunts have to make everything about themselves?
Ya, they are reddit tier garbage.
>spock died, that guy is fake!!!
bet this is what all tripfags would be doing if it wasn't for Sup Forums
serious question, what does this have to do with womens rights?
>americreeps
Women want to be able to masturbate in
public too
So who's the bigger voyeur; the security guard or the person recording the security guard?
something about objectification of women as he probably was thinking of women or looking at women or existing in the same universe as women while masturbating
I assume
nothing
its still a dumb thing to do, considering hes gonna end up on all sorts of lists now, as well as becoming a laughing stock
they said it was at the chargers game, looks like their endzone and cheerleaders.
Women are like niggers, they play the victim about everything.
>those are the gross uniforms the charger's security team has to wear (pretty sure it says EPIC)
>guys with cameras everywhere
>field looks like garbage, which is in line with the shit-tier qualcomm field
shits real senpai
>scratching your balls in a rhythmic stroking motion for almost 2 minutes (that we saw)
uh huh
I'm so glad I did this when smart phones weren't a thing
realistically nothing, its just some creep jerking himself off in public instead of just tucking his boner into his waistband and waiting until he gets home like every other normal person. If he was jerking it to the football players it would still be just as creepy
where's the oddest place you ever jerked off?
>driving on the highway
>airplane bathroom
>kissless virgin not getting any action
>decides to masturbate next to some cute girls instead
>chastised by social media
booo
this guy was edging like a pro
>Such a complete disregard for women's rights and public decency! I am truly horrified at this guard lack of respect for women's rights
bathroom at school and in the woods while camping, i'm not some weirdo.
school bathroom
school library
underrated post
>EPIC
The last 2 letters are clearly TE, and the logo looks like a university building.
Public washrooms
School washrooms
Work washrooms
Library
In the Bushes during camping trip
sorry I got the name wrong, its ELITE not EPIC, but still, that's the shit the charger's security company wears (really they're just a 3rd party company hired on a contract by the team).
pic related
>wanting to walk around in crusted underwear and pants
what's gonna happen to that poor girl.
Top of Mt. Whitney
it starts with r and ends in e
She'll probably get kicked out of the stadium. I dont know the story, but for some reason young girls at football games think its totally ok to throw shit on the field. I've seen at least 10 get kicked out of games (both CFL and NFL) for this reason, literally every game I've been to has a girl getting escorted out by security for throwing stuff on the field.
They don't do it when appropriate, like a snowbowl when you can throw snowballs, or when tons of people are already throwing shit on the field and you can kind of slip through the cracks, the wait right for the moment when no play is going on, nobody in the crowd is doing anything, and they're the only person out of 40000+ to throw a beer can.
ur mum's mouth
woods and abandoned factory
There'd be more leg movement if he was trying to readjust.
Reports are coming in that the security guard in question was actually Jay Cutler citing the fact that he was done before the 4th quarter.
on a bus
kek
If it's anything like the security company that works the games at my stadium, half of these guards are from halfway homes trying to reintegrate with society. Wanky McSpanky is probably also a Funky McJunkie.
>Such a complete disregard for man's rights and praviate decency! I am truly horrified at this camera's lack of respect for men's rights
Am I a good spin doctor yet?
Weird how the recorder of the video isn't going to get in trouble for taping a porno without constant
>Driving on highway
>in middle of a solo round on a golfcourse
Was heavily wooded course and was litteraly the only one on the back nine
I think anyway
is that an inbetweeners reference or is it a common expression
>anime image board
this is fake as fuck
This.
this
they dont understand having a big dick
>I think
>backroads
>school baseball fields
>top of the campus parking lot
>after night drawing class
>during various plane and metro rides
>under a bridge that's part of a busy highway
He should have just saved it and done it in the bathroom later.
Ok quit being an idiot, anything you do in public can be recorded by anyone. You're right that its not a women's rights issue, but you completely nullify your valid point by being an idiot
Nothing. But it's probably viewed as violence against women (objectification, or whatever is called).
In reality, that man needs help. It has nothing to do with the battle of the sexes.
need high def vid of these cheerleaders to see if it is or not truly masturbating.
BLACKED
Library at school to a sports illustrated swimsuit.
Remedial school
I've gotten head driving down the freeway if that counts?
I was watching that game and i gotta say,
Those chargers cheerleads where very promiscuous out there. The cbs crew did a coose up 5 second shot of 1 of the cheerleaders in her "holiday attire" and her ass was literally hanging out and when she turned her thicc thights were uncovered for the world to see . Tits overflowing her 2 sizes too small top.
Im not 1 for a halftime fap but after seeing that, i absolutely had to fap at half time and im so picky i ended up not finishing in time so i missed the first drive and a half of the 3rd.
The point im making is this,
Those chargers cheerleaders... They sure know how to pick em down there. I dont blame this guy. I couldn't imagine having to stand there 4 hours watching those thick booty giant tittied fuck symbols shaking and bending nonstop.
The guy reached his limits and cracked .
Have some sympathy
>bathroom at school
> i'm not some weirdo.
Keep telling yourself that magnus
I knew a kid who got a blowjob on our auditorium stage before school started with his girlfriend, got expelled then his mother who was on the pta got him reinstated somehow (probably through a blowjob)
damn nigga
>Was at military naval camp
>Had 6 am to 12 pm schedule, sometimes interrupted at night to do exercises
>Literally no time to jerk off anywhere
>At home I would usually jerk at least once a day
>Haven't jerked off in 3 weeks
>Doing rowing
>Going back and forth, back and forth, dick gets a bit of stimulation from my pants
>Go full boner mode, I'm 7.5 inches, but thankfully no one saw it
>Row harder cause turn on makes you invincible to anything
>Start to have to conceal pleasure groans, pass them off as tired rowing grunts
>3....2.....1.....Captain, we have liftoff
>Can feel wave after wave of jizz hit the inside of my pants, and trying not to convulse in an attempt to conceal my thunderous orgasm
>It was probably the most intense orgasm of my life, and I was surrounded by men
>It dries and gets pretty itchy down there
>Fortunately, a large wave capsizes my boat, and I take my sweet time getting back in
10/10, it was okay.
>land of the '''''''''''free'''''''''''''''
>a police state stalin could only dream of
really makes you think
>I'm 7.5 inches
sure man we totally believe you
>America is a totalitarian state because it isn't like one of your wierdo parks in Berlin
I'm a big guy
>readjusted my junk
he was clearing wanking away for almost two mins. lol
i readjust my balls and dong in public/at work all the time, it takes literally 4 seconds if that
Men's dormitory shower.
This isn't an NFL game it's a college game. He's clearly wearing a school jacket.
Rangers Game at the Ballpark in Arlington. Went to the bathroom and beat it.
My dad and I were sitting in front of one of the hottest milfs I've ever been around. It was hot as hell that day, I remember seeing sweat on her tits. Fuck, maybe this is why I want to fuck milfs.
I was like 14 or 15. I wasn't driving yet. Freshman in high school.
See
>259x194
fucking loser. learn how to internets. that picture is for ants
>filename is sandy.jpg
>is clearly a picture taken at Dodger Stadium in game between Dodgers and Cubs
>under a bridge
Jesus m8, were you trying to scare billy goats gruff?
Beep beep
It was cold as fuck on sunday, dude was just trying to keep warm
Was getting caught part of your plan?
School computer room with girl sitting next to me
Dentist's waiting room
>>>driving on the highway
How fast?
I was clocking 90-100mph on icy roads.
Go get a real job charger guard u dun goofed
No way
Just saying... I've jacked off at nearly every job, school, and friends house I've been in. I do not consider my behavior deviant. I've been burdened with an external sexual organ that won't quit just because I'm not at home with /gif/
I would be wearing a heavy sweater, my pants were baggy enough to just slip my hand in and the sweater would cover any movement from being seen as long as i did short strokes
kek fuckin liar
Why didn't anyone say anything?
They were all busy jacking it.
my church's library while services were going on
that's where I would also have sex with my first fwb most sundays
he would fucking finish all over you if you did that.
fuckin deviant fuck
How is this not rape?
that isn't weird, church is a hotbed for sex
t. altarboy
at the DC concert for America right after 9/11. Just put a blanket over me and was very discreet
>our species spends 2000 years jerking it everywhere
>suddenly in the last 10 years everything is a bad thing to do