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Casualties of BREXIT edition

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Nans wanted to leave mostly though ahah

is she locked in there for her safety... or for ours?

Should have made it girly yanks edition

watching nigger porn

dead mans shoes

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absolute state of sweden

I was reading about that, its scary.
>Swedes want to know when you poo

>archived
Good lad

From last thread:

There are plenty of valid excuses for not knowing what a drug will do to you in the long term. A sheltered or foreign upbringing, a new drug on the market, a drug dealer lying to you or lying about what drug he's giving you, that's off the top of my head.

I agree with your solution though. The current policy is totally counter-productive. Banning and lying about relatively harmless substances like pot and shrooms makes a mockery of the wider anti-drug laws and education, and criminalising drugs forces the whole thing underground where users are afraid to get help, and where there's zero regulation.

If they were honest about drugs there would be a lot more soft drug use but way less hard drug use, which is where the real damage is done.

Did every nan vote to leave?
No?
Well it's a good thing this is just one nan isn't it retard. Jesus christ British """"""""""""education""""""""""""

Date arrives any minute

Not so sure about this, just want to go home and watch a movie

>when all the conspiracy theorists of the early 2000s were right.

Downloaded the 'der again but i have no recent pictures. Felt like a fool taking selfies so i just gave up
tis a lonely life for me

whys she sucking a cat

Nan Cage

From what I've read for a lot of the time at work (usually 11pm-7am) it's relatively quiet so you have the opportunity to work on other stuff (which I plan to), or just watch anime, play games, do w/e.

It's probably not the same at every hotel but most night auditors who share their experiences at work on reddit have mentioned lots of downtime (like hours every shift), so it sounds like a good job for now at least.

To get the taste of dog out of her mouth.

also saw some hotel chain advertise $24/hr so that's not bad and i could probably live off that while i work on studying to securing a better job.

People not welcome in Brit
>brexitards
>racists
>islamaphobes
>people that don't listen to bbc asia
>people that don't listen to radio 4
>people with blue eyes
>aussies
>yanks (they kill the umma)

People welcome in Brits
>people of colour
>gays
>transies
>jeremy corbyn
>canadians

those ppl are idiots

>the employees all volunteered to do it for free
what the fuck. I'd expect at least some form of payment for this

oh hello rasheed

if you aren't doing anything wrong you have nothing to worry about :^)

>Radio 4
Ahahaha fuck off. Can't believe my dad listens to this rubbish. "Women's hour". What on earth is the point of that

thanks mate

>people with blue eyes
ur racist ):

People not welcome in /brit/: You.

People welcome in /brit/: Everyone else.

>The workers volunteered to have the microchip, which is about as big as a grain of rice, implanted for free.

Dude they didnt even have to pay. It was a FREE microchip. What kinda idiot says no to a free microchip?

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old people tend to bite others under stress

> >the employees all volunteered to do it for free

I would imagine that those who didn't lost their jobs lol

>gif

Fuck off

free you say? well that changes everything!
I want one now!

Just did a shit

*Nips you*
*Clack clack clack*

the bender with the shit gif gimmick is back

Unironically becoming a weird twist on 1984 but with state mandated bulls

i'd take the job loss. Fuck that.

>so sven, you refused to take the microchip?
>yes sir
>are you planning to do a secret poo, sven?
>n-no sir
>there is literally no other reason to reject our microchip
>b-but-
>tell me about your plan to do a secret poo

Exploit him for (you)s.

>Get doctor to take it out, put it on a ring
>Stick ring on desk
>Go for hour long poos
>4 hour lunches
>1 hour elevensies
>Do 1hr of actual work a day
>Get raise for productivity!

>gif

Fuck off

>real aussie shitposting hours

I'm out.

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos.
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs.
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these
bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them.
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

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>No food for 48 hours starting last night

What do I eat once my hours are up?

*PTHHHHHBBRAAAAAAAPPPPP*

fried curds

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>gif

Fuck off

Reminds me off the time i was awake for 144 hours on a methamphetamine binge including a massive 2 day LSD trip in the middle, now that was a rush. A rush and a half.

When I was 14 I drank three liters of wine and then did buckets of amsterdam quality skunk until I was too fucked to stand up, then my mates started pumping lungs into me so I could keep buzzing hard. Did about 200 lungs, would have kept going if we didn't run out of weed.

You or any other pussies who post in /brit/ has ever known a rush like that.

Tried these yesterday lads

gassed kurds?

味道怎么样呢

Better than yank hours from 3am till about 7am. Some proper cringeworthy posts.

what the fuck is wrong with swedes
rfsl.se/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/RFSL_Nyanlända_broschyr_2016-03-03.pdf

rewatching this

youtube.com/watch?v=0ZSzvuXMpoc

It is so beautiful

The meat was pretty nice but too much gristle.

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eye won't stop twitching

Stayed up all night to watch this. When my county came in at >50% Leave and I knew my vote was counted. Damn it felt good.

in the cyberpunk future, the currency will not be microchips but (you)s
gimme three (you)s for a quarter they'll say

where's my 8.3c

penis IN vagina? can't say I have heard of it

massage the muscles below your eye with your finger

Should I watch Chelsea - City or Arse - Wet Spam?

Will the currencies have pictures of bumblebees on them?

Haven't pooed in two days now I have really bad poo pains

>hear angry shouting from dad
>think something's wrong
>turns out there was a gay fella on tv

Shong down some apples or plums.

That would make a good /ck/ thread.

Spinach basically cleans your insides, it's very good for the digestive system. Creamy chicken soup might be good. It's tasty, easily digested, good amount of protein etc., and the cream will line your insides, protecting it from whatever shite you're gonna pour down there afterwards (eg booze).

We should honestly try and make wearing an onion on your belt the new fashion style.

What a gaggling bunch of stupid, useless cunts the Scottish are.

Isn't it interesting that the inside of an arse looks like a beautiful rose?

I always get this before exam season

I'm watching a horror movie where an intelligent guy loses complete control of his life and is tormented by misfortune until he questions everything he's ever believed in.

Near the end, and it seems like a glamorous interpretation of my actual life.

My life is literally an even more tragic version of a horror movie.

got the cock out for the korean gf

Oh, that's what Erdogan meant when he said he had some suprises for the west.

want to make cold brew coffee but don't have a mason jar
hm, don't really want to go out today to buy one either

figured they only used them to make stock

sometimes forget i share /brit/ with council estate pikeys

we invented mason jars

/brit/ invented mason jars?

don't particularly care

I'm role playing countries
yes you do

Bender

cuck

>tfw I didn't want to trust that aussie website
>tfw I googled sweden microchip
>tfw it's actually true
I'd like to do the usual SWEDEN YES but honestly this is just sad

getting rude in here. off to bed. busy day tomorrow!

>le progressive southern man
Epic mate.

The Free Masons invented the Mason Jar.

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t. pikey

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you have problems

Just did an immense tortilla wrap poo

I'm not a fan of gays on TV either desu, but if your dad shouts at homos on the TV it's safe to say he's probably a pleb. Further confirmed by you just affirming you are northern

reddit

Edward Hyde Clarendon was an English statesman who served as Lord Chancellor to King Charles II.

He was loyal to the king and built-up the royalist cause and served as the chief minister after 1660.

He was the maternal grandfather of two monarchs, Queen Mary II and Queen Anne.

The diarist Samuel Pepys wrote thirty years later that he never knew anyone who could speak as well as Hyde.

He found it hard to forgive anyone, even a close friend, who fought for Parliament, and he severed many personal friendships as a result.

He detested all the Parliamentary leaders, describing Oliver Cromwell as "a brave bad man".

Hyde was not closely involved with Charles II's attempts to regain the throne between 1649 and 1651. On the Restoration of the Monarchy in 1660, he returned to England with the king.

Clarendon was accused of arranging the King's marriage to a woman he knew to be barren to secure the throne for the children of his daughter Anne, who was bethrowed to the king's younger brother, the Duke of York (the future King James II)