Have any of you nerds ever actually got a hooker off of backpage

Have any of you nerds ever actually got a hooker off of backpage

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Definitely have. got a super cheap dirty one. got pics and vids if you wanna see.

Did you see a picture before you fucked her or did you just show up and meet her

about 5 or 6 times, whats your question doe?
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Several. What do you want to know?

let's see em!!!!!

only 1 but it was dank

Are their advertised pictures actually the girl you get to fuck or does it end up being some random other chick

bro hell yeah drop that and ill drop my first time story

mostly all of them were, yes.
But only because there were ways I weeded out the fakes.

Name?

i saw pics before i fucked her. this was her. she was an ugly dirty little cheap whore.

A few, I use a different site now. May see one next month

HAHHAHA TAHATS EMABARRING ANAON FUCKING SUCH AN UGLY GIRL AHHAHHA SHOULD SAY SORRY TO YOURSELF WHILE OYU CAN LMAO

Found her on backpage but turned out to be my neighbor from 3 doors down. She has the tightest pussy ever.

I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOW JOB

how much do these chicks usually go for

Many of them use headless pics or pics of girls who look similar. Most girls will post several pics in their ad. Look for the ugliest pic, that's probably the real one. Always image search their pics and phone numbers and avoid girls with no face pics

She's pretty famous around the strip clubs in my area. She was a bit of a dead fish, but those tits were worth it.

she gave good head

This was not me
D-
And I halfway agree

not gay haha ive got vids of me fucking her

I'd like to know whats the smoothest approach to calling a new girl and successfully fucking i mean is it as simple as
>hi backpageanon (usualy posts a name)
>was wondering if we could meet up for an hour at _____
>bring enough for the hour
>wait for her to get there/pick her up and drive her there
>get in room
>pay her
>at this point should she be trying initiate the situation?
>or hope that now that ive paid her she already knows the routine and asks what i want first?

honestly user you're a savage pussy's pussy

its really that simple bro

Country girl from the rural are around me, came to my house when my wife wasn't home. Best blow job ever and very very good cow girl.

Not off backpage, I'm pretty much celibate year round until I go on vacation. I go to Thailand every year where I bang the hell out of cute Thai girls for about a month straight.

>inb4 lady boys or std/sti

>call number
>"how many roses for an hour"
>names her price
>"address"
>she asks if you're law enforcement
>gives address if not law enforcement

No tell Motel, but she was spoke Greek so she is rare.

I imagine they cum pretty sexxy

See below...

- 150 roses for an hour
- 200 roses for an hour
- 75 roses for an hour
- 100 roses for an hour

what if she try's to say that she doesnt do sex and that this money was for her time or some crap? just take the L and leave?

jerk them off and they really get into it

She's hot

that's just half of it bro, i'm always trying to be extra careful since i have 2 felonies already

dont give the money til she give the service. i never gave the money first

i have a client- er, friend, who does the same exact thing.

Do you guys really have no concern about getting an STD? I mean ya, obviously wear a condom....but she pussy is still grinding on you where you aren't covered.

Maybe you should do something less risky...like meet chicks at a bar or go to a strip club and find a girl that does takeout

How do you actually go about doing that in a foreign country? Serious question. Where do you even start if you don't know the language?

It's a crap shoot. If you smell trouble though it is best to just take the loss and leave.

Yes, a few times - twice a woman, once a tranny.

All times great fun.

Your skin is pretty disease resistant. It's the mucous membranes you need to worry about...and don't do anal

Did it 3 times. Twice with same chick. Drop dead gorgeous Half Irish/Japanese red head girl with Asian eyes and freckles. Third time I went with some new chick and I got robbed by her boyfriend.

Only visit girls who have review. Google the phone number. See if she has any reviews on TER.

Unfortunately she got a cracked out boyfriend that ruined her and she went on to spend some time with her favorite uncle.

faggot

how does one discretely find one at a strip club that does take out?
asking for a friend

Bi, actually. But I don't pay for guys, it's too damn easy to get one!

you shure showed him huh

Thailand is a pretty easy country for English speakers. I found out about it via the Navy when I was in, It's like a fucking dreamland to me.

Yeah, just download Grindr and get a BJ in about 5 minutes for free.

Yes! She was actually way worth it. Met her pump again in jail 4 months later. She even brought "party favors" was even a good deal on junk..

I did this once, the girl I met was not the advertised girl. If I ever do it again, I will ask beforehand. Maybe they lie, but if they do I can use it to bargain price down or leave. Some ads clarify, "I am the girl in the pic"

I don't think it's a discreet thing. They won't be offended if you are upfront...just don't pressure after a no

The pump that answered the phone asked which girl to send and tested pics..

> (OP)
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>I did this once, the girl I met was not the advertised girl. If I ever do it again, I will ask beforehand. Maybe they lie, but if they do I can use it to bargain price down or leave. Some ads clarify, "I am the girl in the pic" Bargain down price
Kek

gah.. but that requires (SIGH) effort im not trying to work my way towards it you know. plus I get pretty bad anxiety in social situations where my intensions are to fuck i can pull through but god damn it's like some intense workout that leaves me mentally fucking drained after words and im just thinking damn i h8 myself

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Don't even need Grindr, just hit the bar and look around!

Yes. Her puss wasn't the freshest. But it was the same chick from the ad. And she was pretty. Sex was decent as well. I've had a couple bitches from there. I working on a budget so I haven't had an Asian or some of the other exotic types I see.

Not all girls have these and the ones who do think there pornstars and charge virgin prices

I've gotten a short stay for as low as 40 roses.

I imagine it would be quite hard to find 200 roses late on a Saturday evening. How would you even carry them? Do you have a few boxes?

I think the rose phrase is fucking retarded. Is this something you Americans made up or something?

Pattaya hookers for the win m8.

Honestly it is pretty stupid, but it is the common parlance in the hobby.

Of you look you will find it and prostitutes know Americans my friend.

Oh God, that's the worst, nastiest ass

I like how you refer to it as a hobby.

Yes. When i was a teen i found out that a friends mom was a high class hooker. Always wanted to see her naked cause she had huge tits. About 10 years passed and i forgot about it untill one day browsing back page for fun. Hit her up and paid $200 for a hour. She gave me a bj and i fucked her. It was glorious. 90% sure she didnt recognise me. Who cares.

I'm Just wanted to post another Thai hooker. They're pretty awesome imo.

I fucked her and the next one at the same time. It was fun.

Here in minneapolis its donations roses or gallons of gas

>my neighbor from 3 doors down
Which one of these faggots was it?

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it smelt terrible too. but she rode dick like no other.

Very funny. It is a little awkward when my wife and I see her walking her dog or around the neighborhood and she smiles and waves. My wife just thinks she's a friendly person and has never actually met her.

fuck backpage, half of them are scams, ripoffs, and different girls than the pictures, go to the erotic review

Didn't backpage just get shut down or something?

I have actually legit wanted to get a hooker but sites like backpage skeeve me out just because it feels like all the shit on their is fake or police setups or something.

Donations are another common one. I've never heard the gallons of gas. Some of them in Ohio take gift cards though.

go on TER or eros, they'll cost you more but they're legit

The escorts still post on backpage on the dating portion. If you are careful you can easily weed out the scams and the fakes.

usasexguide

they have forums for all big american cities. users on there discuss advertisements and share experiences they have had. i've only ever called 1 girl and my experience was exactly as i expected based on what i had read.

I wonder how often floral shops have to field calls about hundreds of roses at 2:00 A.M...

How brutal do thai girls let you get? I wanna buy two and take turns slapping them around and throatfucking them till they puke.

I live in southern California, so I drive to Tijuana, Mexico every other month for the weekend. Beautiful latinas everywhere. Go to the red light district and fuck young sexy Mexican women for $40-80 each

Also an excellent resources especially when the other users get to know you.

Yes.

She was a 9 or 10.

Beautiful redhead.

Was under the full body rub section. $120 for a full body in a hotel room.

I knew right away that she was a hooker for some reason.

I get there, get naked. She massages me. Offers me the full service for $200. I agree. She puts a condom on me, sucks me with the condom on. Fucks me. I cum within a few minutes. Fuck her again. Became friends after that.

Reason she does that shit is because she's a heroin addict.

Never played backpage roulette, and I spend $25-40,000/year on hookers. I don't understand why anyone would use backpage.

do you still fuck her?

My nigga

Navy fag here. Can confirm. 7 years FDNF Japan.
Best women for the price is Thailand. PI is close second.
Hong Kong and Singapore have a wide variety and prices, its nearly full legal there.
Tokyo and Seoul are in expensive tier, but still do-able for English speakers if you know the rules.

Sex Tourism is real and not as expensive as American escorts. If you do find cheap ones, its probably not worth it or a honey pot.

You spend $40k on hookers?

enjoy aids

>if you know the rules.
What are the rules?

No, she's really hard to get a hold off. I'm not sure if she's still doing the hooker thing. She kind of made it sound like she got caught or something, I don't know.

Shit, maybe she got HIV?

Dude....

backpage "roullette?"

What's that?

Are you implying you could get an STD or something?