You wake up in your bed and see this, what do?

You wake up in your bed and see this, what do?

Go balls deep, fuck it.

>Grab .45
>Open fire

Fuck her in the ass and pretend she's a man.

Eat breakfast

That, would definitely, never, EVER be in my bed....

I'm in mah mums car... wroom wroom

GET'CH YO BIGFOOT LOOKIN PUSSY OUTTA MY FACE, thing smells like cheese

legit would not react well. im very picky abt who i associate with and im not fucking whatever i can get anymore. definitely would be violent

follow the white rabbit

Shave it and give it a sensible haircut.

Ask why she's covering her pussy with burnt toast

Cthulhu pussy or riot

NO LMAO

god dammit Sup Forums same thread rehashes every day

Smellit. If it doesn't stink, try to get hard and fuck her. If erection is good, give her anal.

>check her ID for downes syndrome
>if none, ask if I can shave it
>if it looks any better, fuck it

...

I would 9/11 that shit

Oh I needed some new floss

We were all thinking it lmao

Ehh, I've done worse. I'd fuck her, whether she wanted it or not - she did invite herself into my bed afterall.

Eat a fine fur burger.

Start eating that delicious pussy.

Give the fur demon my soul and pray it doesn't eat me