You wake up in your bed and see this, what do?
You wake up in your bed and see this, what do?
Go balls deep, fuck it.
>Grab .45
>Open fire
Fuck her in the ass and pretend she's a man.
Eat breakfast
That, would definitely, never, EVER be in my bed....
I'm in mah mums car... wroom wroom
GET'CH YO BIGFOOT LOOKIN PUSSY OUTTA MY FACE, thing smells like cheese
legit would not react well. im very picky abt who i associate with and im not fucking whatever i can get anymore. definitely would be violent
follow the white rabbit
Shave it and give it a sensible haircut.
Ask why she's covering her pussy with burnt toast
Cthulhu pussy or riot
NO LMAO
god dammit Sup Forums same thread rehashes every day
Smellit. If it doesn't stink, try to get hard and fuck her. If erection is good, give her anal.
>check her ID for downes syndrome
>if none, ask if I can shave it
>if it looks any better, fuck it
...
I would 9/11 that shit
Oh I needed some new floss
We were all thinking it lmao
Ehh, I've done worse. I'd fuck her, whether she wanted it or not - she did invite herself into my bed afterall.
Eat a fine fur burger.
Start eating that delicious pussy.
Give the fur demon my soul and pray it doesn't eat me