7 THINGS I FOUND OUT ABOUT MY FAMILY BY MONITORING NETWORK ACTIVITY.
Ok, Sup Forums... it's been a while since I've been monitoring my own family. I'm 44 and have 3 children. I'm gonna tell you 7 things I found out about my family by looking into browsing history of my Wi-Fi Router.
1. My son, 22, likes incest porn, especially mom & son. That's quite disguting to think about him fucking my wife.
2. My wife watches porn almost everyday. Usually, it is when I play soccer, which is almost everyday.
3. My wife likes black men. I'm white af.
4. My daughter, 17, spends 4~5 hours a day at Tumblr. I'm not joking folks.
5. I am not the only person in this home that browses Sup Forums. I've seen activity from unknown devices (prob smartphones) accessing Sup Forums.
6. I have strong reasons to believe my daughter was abused when she was a child. She Googles a lot about that subject. I still don't have the balls to ask her directly.
7. My family is just as weird as me, but I'm still the only one who Googles about suicide.
Jordan Collins
Pics of wife and daughter. Or just nudes of wife
Mason Torres
Nope.
Parker Walker
Then who cares about your stupid thread you old loser. You're old and have a family what are you doing on this site? Hurry up and die . you've made it halfway so far
Asher Cox
obviously your disgusting son is looking at Sup Forums
Adam Martin
Fuck you little piece of shit.
Keep bumping my thread stupid niegger.
Benjamin Howard
What is this shit, who gives a fuck.
sage in all fields
Evan Kelly
Do you use wire shark to observe the network? Seems like your method is effective
Brandon King
I'm just guessing but I think your daughter's full of shit.
You know as well as i do that in the tumblr circles abuse is lied about all the time, it gives you status if your not a tranny and shit.
sorry about your wife, man.
Jayden Young
Exactly.
Ryder Sanchez
Not him but I got a little laugh by reading this. >Niegger You're pretty white.
Wyatt Price
Why would she actually Google so much about it. I mean, there are a lot of subjects that people actually Google about, I don't think child abuse would be top 10 for a lot of people.
Samuel Campbell
This. Introduce your daughter into the Cult of Kek instead. Shadilay!
Hunter Ortiz
This guy doesn't even have the sack to spell It out.
NIGGER.
Get off Sup Forums and fuck your wife better you fag.
Brayden Brooks
Does your family briga por qualquer razão?
Owen Hall
Dad???
Hunter Gomez
Não.
Daniel Collins
In her head the abuser is probably you. Just hope she doesn't hit you with a rape charge.
Ryder Price
jew detected
Ian Russell
That wouldn't be nice, I think.
Easton Wood
Start taking Viagra and fucking your wife like a champ. Also start hitting the gym.
Jaxson Lopez
>I have strong reasons to believe my daughter was abused when she was a child. Are you not the bio-dad or were you in prison and missed this part of her life?
oblig kek
Jose Harris
>this thinly veiled cuck fantasy thread
Sage
Samuel Wright
Nice try faggot
Nathaniel Green
What about the other kid? You only mentioned 2 of them?
Also, you should start monitoring your sons browsing habits and then mock him on relevant topics. shit would be cash.
Josiah Clark
Am I the only fucking person in this thread who is worried about being monitored?
I have a 46 yo IT professional dad, and I'm just terrified by the idea of getting monitored.
Fuck you, OP. Stop doing that shit you fucking NIGGER.
Ayden Davis
>my daughter was abused when she was a child You can probably fuck her then.
Eli Taylor
>OP's son
Isaac Ortiz
>1. My son, 22, likes incest porn, especially mom & son. That's quite disguting to think about him fucking my wife.
That's hot.
>2. My wife watches porn almost everyday. Usually, it is when I play soccer, which is almost everyday.
Lame.
>3. My wife likes black men. I'm white af.
That's hot.
>4. My daughter, 17, spends 4~5 hours a day at Tumblr. I'm not joking folks.
Is she an SJW?
>5. I am not the only person in this home that browses Sup Forums. I've seen activity from unknown devices (prob smartphones) accessing Sup Forums.
Autism is hereditary.
>6. I have strong reasons to believe my daughter was abused when she was a child. She Googles a lot about that subject. I still don't have the balls to ask her directly.
Who do you suspect?
>7. My family is just as weird as me, but I'm still the only one who Googles about suicide.
kek
Nicholas Ward
Monitored by who? The government? They do that shit anyways.
They don't care about your browsing habits as long as you are not up to no good.
Isaac Gutierrez
ain't gon lie im 22 and addicted to incest mom&son porn for a second i thought FUCK but then it came to me that i don't even have a father
Joshua King
middle aged user here.
You know we built this board, right? You're here because we did something great. So drive a nail through your dick you ungrateful spoiled brat.
Ryan Evans
By my family you stupid shit.
Jackson Sanders
YOU TALK LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WHO SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ONLINE.
Oliver Miller
>Fuck you, OP. Stop doing that shit you fucking NIGGER.
Now do think your dad approves of you speaking that way, son?
Owen Stewart
Get off the adult internet child.
Adrian Johnson
how are you alive if you have no father
Jordan Lopez
DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF BETA FAT FUCKS WANT TO FUCK THEIR MOMS?
Jayden Ross
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Ryder Ramirez
What would you do if you found out your son fucked your wife?
Matthew Gonzalez
YOU SHOULD STEER THIS TREAD RIGHT INTO YOUR 12 YEAR OLD FAT ASS.
Grayson Rogers
Op you need to remeber that fantasy and reality are v different things. My gf watches lesbian porn but she never wants to fuck a woman.
I watch pissing porn, but have no desire for anyone to piss in my mouth.
Colton Davis
DUDE. REAL INCEST IS AS RARE AS AN EMPLOYED NIGGER. GTFO THE NET FOR A BIT.
Cameron Gray
newfag.
Cameron Russell
OK 12 YEAR OLD, YOU SURE FOOLED ME.
Joseph Torres
what has ur abused daughter been looking at? also bait, highly highly doubt you wouldnt have the balls to ask ur child wtf is up
Adam Hall
If you are such an IT professional then just check you cunt lord.
Dominic Ramirez
NO KIDDING FAT FUCK. A FATHER WOULD FUCKING TEAR HIS CITY APART IF HE KNEW HIS CHILD WAS ABUSED. THE OP IS A 12 YEAR OLD FAT FUCK IN LOVE WITH HIS FAT MUMMY
Josiah Cox
Is the boy black? 'Cuz she'd have no interest if he wasn't.
Jason Edwards
you know, old friend, you dont have to say nigger and faggot just because youre here on Sup Forums. in fact, id say give it up, though its fun to use the lingo of the natives sometimes for a lark. but fact is, they're stupid young no nothings with zero sense of history operating anonymously in a zone with no repercussions - thus all the niggering and faggoting. TALK ABOUT A SAFE ZONE, AMIRITE? coddled little faggots. but seriously - just skip all the nigger faggot stuff. lets make the world a better place. and your son doesnt want to fuck your with - its just that milf-y porn has agressive women who want sex. as to your wife, well i guess some people do get off on the race thing as its 'le taboo'. maybe your daughter just has tumblr on in the back ground like my 4chans here? no clue about the abuse....maybe her friends talk about experiences.....? fuck it, find a way to ask her... help her now, not later.
Gabriel Wright
Most ppl who do it never admit it to anyone. So I'm sure it's more common than you think.
Alexander Ortiz
SE MATA BR DE MERDA!
Austin Ross
Only pussy faggots say shit like "Jew detected"
Hunter Robinson
>doesnt recognize a shitty meme from 2007 >Calls me a 12 year old Moron.
Lucas Baker
NO IT'S NOT YOU FAT FUCK. MAYBE COUSINS...MAYBE. BUT MOTHER AND SON? FUCK OFF NIGGER....FAT 12 YEAR OLD..
Juan Miller
JEW DETECTED
Lucas Butler
GOT IT 12 YEAR OLD...YOU'RE A OG (ORIGINAL GOOF)
Jackson Watson
Agreed
Brayden Cook
>pussy faggots That's the absolute worse kind.
Joshua White
Most observant Jews are conservative Republicans. Why do you think Trump is president and Obama hates Israel? Goddamnit you're fucking stupid.
Nathan Young
It's the easiest way to find hot cougars with younger guys
Josiah Martin
Pussy faggot confirmed.
Chase Martinez
>actually believing he hasnt been monitoring you the entire time you've been using the internet
Lincoln Evans
FINALLY A SAND NIGGER WHO UNDERSTANDS THE "GAME"
Asher Foster
OK, HERSHEL ROTHSTEIN
Carson Rodriguez
fuck off samefagging cuntcicle
Jayden Brown
...
David Cooper
mas acaba pedindo perdao
Tyler Gonzalez
I'm whiter than you, and we invented the game, motherfucker.
Hudson Martin
OK BUTT HURT 12 YEAR OLD.
Luis Anderson
LOL. POST A PIC OF YOURSELF AND YOUR SHIT HOLE. I GUARANTEE YOU INVENTED JACK AND MOST IMPORTANTLY-FAILED AT THE "GAME"
Lincoln Cooper
OK CLETUS MCCUMLIPS.
Julian Myers
wow, youre retarded enough to fall for someone else's bait. Glad I came back to laugh at you
Asher Clark
seconded
Evan Phillips
trump is president because the popular vote is meaningless, hill-dog's uninspired low turnout, the fear and racism which go hand in hand with conservative culture, the capitalist/oligarchical 1% fucking everyone else over, and the insignificance with which most trump voters hold for the office/process, ie meh lets try this for a change.
not the hebe-jebies
Dominic Watson
NO PROBLEM HYMAN KATZ
Luke Baker
First, you post your name and address.
Joseph Kelly
This thread has a lot of pussy fag Jews in it.
There. I said it.
Juan Bennett
Might have a friend who she suspects is abused.
Colton Foster
Whatevs, BillyBob "allcaps" O'Dickless.
Landon Bell
OK MORTI VAGINSHTEIN
Isaac Sullivan
How does one watch network activity?
Chase Thomas
Interest in incest porn is more about the taboo nature than a personal fantasy... Ive had exactly one relative (second cousin) that I thought was hot... and even given a situation or opportunity it would gross me out to follow through with it. Id bet many, many people enjoy the good wincest stories like Tashas brother.. and by enjoy I mean fap to.
Justin Reed
éoq rx ilha fon
Jose Nelson
Tumbl cunts spend a lot of time looking for WordPress articles to back up their bullshit. This seems like exactly that.
Charles Russell
Pussy fags hate Jews because Jews aren't pussies OR faggots. Jews are just well hung alpha males who invent the shit out of science.
Jaxon Johnson
OK HORTI CHABAB
Colton Rodriguez
>Jews are just well hung alpha males who invent the shit out of science.
LOL. WE KNOW DIFFERENT JEWS.
Cameron Thomas
kek
Adam Young
You have to blow the redneck Jew 1st to learn the secret.
Adrian Butler
this. OP is a faggot as always
Grayson Sullivan
Sure thing, Slavich McWannabeGerman.
Mason Robinson
You can't actually do this, right?
Henry Myers
Not the same poster, but I too was born with no father. We are the second cummings of Jesus. We are the Dubsus.
Jose Adams
OP you have this knowledge, now how are you going to act on it?
in some cases, it is better to NOT know what is going on. Maybe plan some family outings together. Why are you playing soccer every day instead of going on a picnic or some other gay family shit?
Lucas Carter
thats how rabbis learn lol
little known fact: kek is yiddish for lol
Josiah Long
You mean the ones in your meme fantasy world? Yeah, cuntface, in the real world we don't hire you because a GED doesn't cut it.
Parker Roberts
>6. I have strong reasons to believe my daughter was abused when she was a child. She Googles a lot about that subject. I still don't have the balls to ask her directly.
The way to test that hypothesis is to rape your daughter. If her Googling changes, then you'll know you were wrong about her being abused prior to your raping her. You'll feel better know that information.
Brandon Bennett
This, fix yourself and your family white people!
Chase Ward
I like mother son porn OP but I would never fuck my own mom. She's a fucking cunt