If your ancestors weren't vikings, then you aren't white. Being a rapebaby doesn't count

If your ancestors weren't vikings, then you aren't white. Being a rapebaby doesn't count

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subhuman vikings

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>OOGA BOOGA
>KILL RAPE STEAL
vikangs literally the niggers of early medieval times
But i won't encourage this "white on white" hate jewery any longer

who /wuz normans n sheit/ here?

My ancestors are whiter than vikings. We made the vikings.

but swedes are rapebabies of vikings

You owe me cuz your stupid barbaric ancestors founded this c*untry. Fuck you, you l*tefisk eater.

My ancestors defeated the vikings, forced them to embrace islam and fill the harem of our emir.

"no"

and why the fuck he has a sword? This niggers used axes

>he says he is a viking
>as he posts a pic of a cross, a lion, and a text in latin
looks like your vikings got CHRIST'D
don't thank us for civilizing you, it's our pleasure

Fuck you, I am not swede. I am proud finnish!

Search for the latvian city Grobin and Ulf of Borresta, and search the rus.

All swedish-Viking related

the true vikings was norway and denmark
you were just rapebabies, or at least the pussiest vikangz

Indeed, the Finns look like seals
lol

They brought you christianity to unite you all, Helga the great in Kiev.
Delete yoru comment.

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>vikings
>white

>visigoths
>vikings
dumb moor

There were swords too. People used axes because they are easier to make and cheap. Swords are more useful in battle so if some Swen or vyacheslav had enough money, they ordered one.

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>tfw when I'm part of 10% of iberians who have suebi heritage

Slightly taller, lighter in hair colour with green/blue eyes

Moors can't compete.

¡Uncommon!

Who is talking about visigoths

>Ruin and pillage Europe for 3 centuries
Literally the niggers of Europe.

the vikings didn't have any contact with muslims, you retarded moor

Raids against al-andalus and the levant are well documented tbqhwy

>says the country that bombed western europe into oblivion and are the reason it's filled with rapefugess

oh right, the Norwegian crusade. But according to the moor, it was a failure and they were converted to islam.

That's not what he's talking about rearded nigger.

Vikings did a lot of raiding my dude

>Scandicuck science
fix your map. Welcome to real world.

I hate david warner with a fiery, burning passion

>this level of butthurt

Swedes weren't Viking.

An amusing joke, slave, but I'm not paying you to joke around, I'm paying you to clean my toilet. Get to it.

>Swedish viking

"Slaves" burned South Sweden, genocided the Danes, settled in Norway, Sweden, Iceland and Denmark.
Also, "Slaves" ended your petty empire.

Just like now, you're afraid to do anything about Polacks in Sweden.

B-but user vikings were known to raid and settle along the Volga, and Rurik's dynasty was Scandinavian and formed the initial ruling class in Kievan Rus'

AYO HOL UP....*raids monastery*....LEMME GET DIS STRAIT...*kills unarmed monks*....YOU BE SAYUN LIKE......*fails to develop agriculture*....WE WUZ SUM...LIKE....*rapes farmers daughter*....SUM FINNA....*loses every single battle to actual soldiers*....LIKE SUM FINNA....*sacrifices self to thor*....LIKE....*participates in gay orgy*....SUM....*gets btfo by mongols*....FINNA....*praises odin*.....VIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*converts to catholicism*

>Rurik's dynasty was Scandinavian
Finnic. It means nothing as they got slavicized over time.

And Chernigov Rurikids were R1a, just like rest of Slavs.

>Rurik's dynasty was Scandinavian
you just summoned the KANGZ. everybody, evacuate thread!

>"Slaves" burned South Sweden, genocided the Danes, settled in Norway, Sweden, Iceland and Denmark.
I see you're a fan of alternate history. Just don't confuse it for things that actually happened.

>Also, "Slaves" ended your petty empire.
Recurring stabs in the back by treacherous Danes ended our "empire". Slaves merely provided the endless hordes of cannon fodder that kept us occupied long enough for the Danes to do their backstabbing.

>Just like now, you're afraid to do anything about Polacks in Sweden.
Poles serve a vital role performing tasks that are beneath the dignity of Swedes, like toilet cleaning and prostitution.

>I see you're a fan of alternate history. Just don't confuse it for things that actually happened.
Read your own Viking Sagas, mongrel.
>Recurring stabs in the back by treacherous Danes ended our "empire". Slaves merely provided the endless hordes of cannon fodder that kept us occupied long enough for the Danes to do their backstabbing.
Russians fucked you beyond redemption.
>Poles serve a vital role performing tasks that are beneath the dignity of Swedes, like toilet cleaning and prostitution.
At least our women get paid for it. Yours do it for free. lmao

Is it OK to post real posts ITT or am I just going to get meme:d?

>visigoths
>fighting an emirate

Get a load of this fatbrained nigger

>Yours do it for free
Yes, that's how it works when you're not a prostitute. It must be a novel concept to someone who only knows Polish women.

>Being a rapebaby doesn't count
i didn't want to be white anyway

Your country is a dying socialist shithole.
Insulting you is like kicking people with down syndrome.

I will stop now.

Honestly if you're not America or not a romance country and you use Latin in your creeds or coat of arms, if you have the eagle as an animal of might, or modeled every aspect of your culture after Italy you're a Cuck. Descendents of cucks who gave up their fathers ways

KEK, vikings were niggers then, their descendants were russian rapebabies and as it seems will turn to niggers in the future.

scandinavia is known for weakness

I'm 1/4 Danish and have done extensive research on my ancestors

>I will stop now.
You mean you give up because you know that even if Sweden was to burn and all that was left was ashes and ruins, those ashes and ruins would still be vastly superior to Pooland.

Swedish "longboat"

XD

These things were amazingly fast and weighed so little you could you toss it from river to river.

Too bad we replaced our sailing culture with a more typical military.

>said he would stop, but his butt hurt too much so he had to post something in response

Danish longboat.

Real vuikings are Danes, historical sources know raids of Danish seafarers, not Swedish, Swedesh even never have proper boats for sea, they are just Fingols raped and civilized by Danes.

they literally look slavshit

And the English

>and why the fuck he has a sword? This niggers used axes
Probably stole it.

Swedish girls = Fingol girls

Swedes are just Fingols. True Scandinavians only Danes.

My Ancestors aren't white in the first place

WTF I'm now a frank

And he just keeps going.

even in algarve, deep south Portugal there's a sunken viking ship

>True Scandinavians only Danes.
THEY DONT EVEN LIVE ON THE PENINSULA HAHAHA EVEN RUSSIAN ARE MORE SCANDINAVIAN THAN THEM!

Nope, you're either a , or a Thuringian, a Swabian, a Bavarian, or a Frisian, there were no Franks in Germany except in Thuringia for a few years and along side the rhine river.

Anyway, your brownness isn't natural but the Result of Charlemagne's colonial policy

i dont wanna be a viking, those guys were shit fighters and believed finance is wizardry
HRE best

HRE had varangian bodyguards LMAO

hey we were vikangz too

did they really? sounds interesting, can i get a source for that?

wut

HRE is the Holy Roman Empire, you're thinking of the East Roman Empire.

This

This mape is false

heh, maybe I was just pretending

Rurik was a Swede from Roslangen, where Russia got its name from, who pretty much founded Novgorod. Novgorod even had a Norse name once, Holmgardr

really makes you think

Seals are really cute. They have those dog like heads which make them cute

you're cute

my ancestors :)

very good post

>Real vuikings are Danes, historical sources know raids of Danish seafarers, not Swedish, Swedesh even never have proper boats for sea,
Our history as vikings is literally written in stone. We have countless rune stones telling tales of viking trips to England, France, Russia, Byzantium, etc.

>they are just Fingols raped and civilized by Danes.
Bitch, please. We are not some mutt race like the Russians with unclear and mixed origins. Swedes are the original Germanics, pure and undiluted. Unlike weaker peoples like the mutt races of Russia, no foreigners have ever been able to force themselves into our land by force of arms and thus we are the same people now that we were many millennia ago.

>no foreigners have ever been able to force themselves into our land
yeah, but you living in a frozen shithole and also you have french dynasty though

>yeah, but you living in a frozen shithole
That'd be you, not us. Sweden is heated by the Gulf stream and has quite a pleasant climate.

>you have french dynasty
We'd had to depose one king for incompetence and then the next one was about to die without an heir. Naturally, he wanted to leave the kingdom in good hands and so he sought out and adopted one of the greatest military minds in the world at the time. The Bernadottes then spent the next couple of generations mixing in as much noble Swedish blood as they could, making the current royals direct descendants of nearly all previous dynasties.

>Our history as gays is literally written in stone. We have countless benisc stones telling tales of gay trips to England, France, Russia, Byzantium, etc.

I will

sauce?

What's with all the butthurt? You can't still be mad about Russia being founded by superior Swedes ruling over inferior slavs, can you?

Didn't you say you were gonna stop over two hours ago, you weak-willed cuck?

>no foreigners have ever been able to force themselves into our land by force of arms and thus we are the same people now that we were many millennia ago
Yeah, now go save your race little swedie

Even if that was true that we didn't found russia (it isn't btw), we still settled and fought in the baltic

See: Grobin

>foreigners have ever been able to force themselves into our land by force of arms

Maybe you should concern yourself more with your own problems and less with our comedy skits.

I know it must be a strange concept for a mixed race rape-child coming from a long line of mixed race rape-children, but we have never had foreign conqueror dynasties or even foreign armies marching across our land to do what they will with our women.

And Slavs in turn where the ones being pillaged by nomads and krauts. Such a mighty race.

I've read about Danes in England, Norwegians in Ireland but what the fuck were sw*des doing? Sucking cocks?
>muh russia
>get fucking invited by the betacucks so shit even we raided them prior to 12th century
>WOAH WE WUZ WARRIORZ AND SHIET

kek