It's time to play a fun little game that everyone loves

it's time to play a fun little game that everyone loves
describe a game fuckin terribly and have others guess what it is

i'll start:
>bash people with a rock

Nigger simulator

Rust.

Please make it at least slightly challenging.

>dad leaves me
>what a fucking nigger
>find dad
>dad dies
>i also die

127 hours

High five really big lizards

Fallout four

Cool Runnings

The bible

>why is this annoying fucking robot following me
>please go away

Nier: Automata

>something about wanting lemonlime

Fallout 3, whoever said 4 is a dumb nigger

run around and steal shit

> gonna keep that might be useful
> gonna keep that too

side note: anyone else purposely mess up captchas due to irrelevant fear of supplying the AI with accurate intelligence?

Skyrim

ding ding ding

Grand theft auto

Literally every survival game

Slap a monkey so it will shit on your crops

>Schitzo kid's episode
>hidden in a chest

>woah aliens
>shoot the aliens
>shit i have no ammo

>Watch those wrist rockets
>Wilheim Scream
>Heavy Breathing

None of your choices matter, your life sucks.

Star Wars Battlefront, ez pz

Battlefront 2

GTA, any of them

You sir are correct

>Make tons of choices
>None of them matter
>Red, Blue, Green

>Annoying robots
>No motive enemy factions
>I can't explain why no time to explain
>Sick loot
>More robots
>Rip $60

Pokemon

Nope.

>kek
halo

>throw your leather balls at other men
>plow into other men
>Tom Lady & Ismell Dickham
>fucking roster update every year
>pussy license contract
>literally the worst.

Ocarina?

answer below

Mass Effect

Have your mom make you so sad you go to the basement and cry on literal piles of shit.

Negatives :(

Correct.

Nope.

No man's buy

>shoot lots of bad guys
>bomb bad guys
>oh fuck those weren't bad guys
>i wasn't expecting this to be emotional

Trump: The Game

Nice trips

modern warfare

nope

> trailer is 2nd most disliked video on YouTube

Sorry yet another no

Spec Ops: The Line

ding ding ding

>Multiplayer
>W for 45 minutes along coast
>Russian snipes you
>NPCs are not even a problem

>prisoner on crashed space ship
>ayy lmao
Only 90s kids will remember

Bump

DayZ