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You have three choices in front of you.
A. A blowjob from a 12 year old
B. 1,000 dollars
C. 4,000 dollar car

Which do you choose?

A. No question I could get the other two in like a week tops at my job.

1000 bucks

B. I'm poor and need money.

Is it from the girl pictured? If so, A

Why in the world would you choose B when you can choose C and sell the car

What about D?
What if I want D instead?

C. Is that even a question? Sell it for 3k if you're really desperate and then buy several blowjobs, and they'll be from actually attractive women of age that (hopefully) have more experience then the 12 year old.

Make it hard next time.

can i just get the money?

Where do you get $1000 a week getting sucked by a 12 year old? asking for a friend

this f a m

A $4000 car would be a piece of shit.

i use cream

this. resell value would be less than 1000

>What if I want D instead?
then you'd be gay, bro.

There all tempting but i want B cause i need money

what the fuck is wrong with your morals?

mine too. a in a heartbeat.

Wut?

Not even vaginal. I choose B.

>this. resell value would be less than 1000

>get 4000 dollar car
>omg, its immediately lost over three quarters its value
>wat

A all the way

>blowjob from a 12 year old
can it be from a boy?

I would take the car, (would prefer a van) then I can cruise up to the school and entice a young lady into my ride to help me look for a puppy, then after a few months in my basement I can sell her to some niggers for 1k, with the car I get it all.

definitely 4k is like 3.5weeks work

I would get a blowjob from a $1000 car.

>A $4000 car would be a piece of shit.

Not at all. I just purchased a 2001 Toyota Tacoma 4x4 for $3500. Runs great, needs some paint and it has 180k on the odometer, but those 4 cylinders are bullet proof.

>a $4000 blowjob from a 12 year old car

Thanks, OP

If the car made sense I'd take the $4000 car, sell my existing one that's worth more, kill the pedophile and move on with my life.

A but only if there are no legal repercussions
otherwise C I could sell it for more than a grand anyways I'm sure

Kek

Kek

Man, this is really odd. I can imagine a page in the dark web full of videos of dads frivolously stuffing their daughters mouth full of whip cream.

"Do you like that, sweety?"
*giggle* yesss daddy, more, more!
FFFFTTT
"Oh no, its all over your neck and shirt"
daddy, you're silly

>blowjob from a 12 year old
>mouth too small
>no technique
>can't deepthroat
>will most certainly be arrested
>shanked in prison

Might as well spit on my hand and jerk off.

C.

Resell car for easy money.