You get an uber

>You get an uber
>you get the message Telling you that it's here
>you go up to the car and say "you uber?"
>driver does pic related
What do?

sauce

If my uber driver was a cute big tittied asian woman who flashed her big titties when i asked her if she is my uber driver then i would A. Have her go some place nice and quiet so i can giver her fuck luv in the back seat B. Have her take me to where i need to go and C. Give her a nice tip and ask for her number before i get out

I just give her the tip.

Drag her into the trunk, take her to an abandoned warehouse, and fuck the shit out of her mouth

Looks like Tigerr Benson.

Confirmed

I'd say "uhh okay..." and gtfo of there and catch another taxi

that doesn't look like tigerr

This

It is her

want sum fuck?

whip my cock out, and ask her where she wants me.

shortly thereafter, i'm probably calling another uber.

Ask her if it's okay if I don't tip, I never asked for this.

>call police
>tell them I'm being sexually assaulted
>rate her 0/5 on uber while waiting for police
>make a big fucking scene about how men can get raped to
>go back home
>post on Sup Forums
>angrily masturbate to a beautiful mare
>go to sleep

Tell her I'm not a race mixing faggot

do a 360 and nope right out of there

I love the one-tit-out pics.

Checked

Photoshop

who is she?

>she

aw man

>360
You will still be facing her.

faggot kek

Fuck off newfag.

Since I know she does anal, I'd get in the driver's seat and she can drive me while my dick is in her ass. Then, when I get to my stop and leave a nice gift in her ass, I'd rate her 5 stars and say "Would ride again."

>is bad a math
>calls me a newfag
Ok