Faces of Sup Forums and first impression thread
Faces of Sup Forums and first impression thread
You are cute, I like your face
ur like a slightly better looking macaulay culkin
Look like a stoner and an homosexual, both of which I hate.
You look so fucking boring
I smoke a bit of weed, I don't drink to excess or use nicotine. If you think this is a worse position to be in than the average American, you're just objectively wrong user. Enough about me though, can someone else post a face?
"slightly" that man is a botched lab experiment
just took this I'm super tired
my first impression would be that you're a nice but reserved guy, probably pretty cool with cool interests etc, but hard to get to know. probably into metal (based entirely on hair), takes good care of facial hair which is respectable
Close your fucking mouth, hipster
you look like i killed your father and want me to prepare to die
Typical college looking mother fucker, I bet you never stop playing with your hair you beta faggot, go an hero
i would love to see what these four look like but, that'll never happen.
I'm just a middle aged dude with a wife and kids, you're the dumb fuckwit who posted his face, now you will listen to what we have to say.
You hipster cuck
Probably because I'm not an attention whore
people still believing this bait
dat same face for a fucking year and a half
It's not him, guys.
you're soooooo hot.
are you swedish?
Wow look at this faggot. Did you just pose for that photo?
Im a fat 28 year old prison guard. Dude sporting babbys first beard talking shit. Get the fuck outta here kid.
Now this guy seems interesting. Good work user, nice shirt.
Would have a drink with you,
this. fucking this.
Would u fuck me, y/n?
that's pretty fucking accurate, oddly enough. the only difference is I'm not much of a metal head anymore, used to be though
Now this guy seems interesting
Now this guy seems socially below me and non-threatening to my fragile beta ego
it's all in the eyes
are you that one dude that's always in the cringe/YLYL threads? The one wearing 'dressy' clothes?
lol I don't get it, does it seem like I'm angry or something?
dubs confirms it...
nope, visibly uncomfortable with self.
it's a princess bride reference
how so? could you elaborate
i have low self esteem cuz i think i look fukkn stoopit...please rate...if u say mean stuff i might an hero
you can tell how somebody is by looking them directly in the eyes. its true for almost anybody, especially those who are more shy.
probably trolling but you look fine mate, bout as normal as you could be
I would post a picture but idk how to delete the meta data. And I don't trust any of you weird fucks I'd probably wake up to my parents dead and you looking over me in my bed.
Elaborate? Not sure what youre talking about.
Bond, James Bond.
You look very bi or pann.
You look like the kind of person who kinda isn't happy but tries to hide it ... but then the creeping emptiness kicks in when you're alone and you see that even in a room of people or by yourself - you're always alone.
here my buddy ol' pal.
All around wrong
it's funny what the slackjaw and drooping eyes of fatigue can make someone see in a person, though.
not sure why I'd need to timestamp, I'm about to sleep sorry
Someone bump thread
me, older MySpace pic
nah, can confirm. op has been posted as the face for these threads since the beginning of time. every few months someone will get ahold of a new picture and start the whole miserable cycle over again.
Holy shit I hope this was a joke user
yeah I post cringey ass photos of myself from Middle Highschool on the trash and mlp board. I don't know why on those 2 boards, maybe cause I a a faggut, but U can see some crine worthy photos of me once in a while on there
no? it was older, here's a more recent one.
Sup Forums strips the metadata
otherwise every newfag would be getting doxed
how 2 spell cause auto correct doesn't do it.
Op is cute/10
You seem like a good guy, would hang out with/10
You faggots really post your ugly ass faces? That's sad, no one wants to see that.
Rate me fucks
LOL at a middle-aged man immature enough to be on Sup Forums calling strangers 'hipster cucks'.
Go raise your kids like a normal adult, you fucking loser.
Just drunk and bored enough for this.
I'm one of the few people who actually looks good in a fedora. The pipe is a bent apple Brigham, one of my favourites.
You look like Faggot Hagrid. Fagrid, of you will.
Children actually stop me on the street to ask if I'm Hagrid.
Me fuck it. Im from /x/
Ah man I like that story. Sorry for making fun of you.
Anyway u look like a soon to become chubby manchild looking mofo
Im fat and have a trendy hairstyle. Wanting to die is a hobby of mine.
I'm trying to decide if my friend's boyfriend is handsome, is that appropriate for this thread or no?
You seem like a nice lad
Stifler? Of American Pie fame? But... how?
I rotated this shit in PS and this still posted sideways fuck my existance
No worries, I'm 48 years old and I've been in Sup Forums from the very beginning. It would take a lot more than that to rustle my jimmies. Here, have another one.
Carry on, Fagrid. Keep bringing wholesome joy to children.
You seem like that one character in a novel everybody trusts. You do no harm
How do I look normal for my age And gender , I tried growing facial hair but it just looked like chin pubes
the only picture of myself that I have
I'm gonna go ahead and pretend that this is a vague compliment of my jaw line. That cool?
Would avoid if wearing trenchcoat and carrying gym bag at school or mall.
You look like your fun to hang out with lad
Also the general shape of your face. The nose is different, but the jawline, cheekbones, brow, and mouth are the same.
So I shouldn't post my friend's boyfriend??? I'm new here. :(
please be nice. I'm self-conscious
*tips fedora at your dubs*
you should stop growing out your facial hair and take hormones and be a girl
Just post your face and don't pretend it's "your friend's boyfriend" faggot
Holy shit you look so much like someone I went to school with. BC?
Also, cute as hell
Oh no, I'm sorry I offended you, I didn't mean to! This was a bad idea maybe, I'm sorry. She's just really nice and deserves a good guy.
Rate my face please
Shit quality webcam but too lazy to post from phone.
what up cuh
Shut up bitch
And get abandoned by my family and end up being a mentally fucked up slut?
Lose 30 lbs and stop being an fag and you'll be doable
Not conventionally attractive but you could pull tail
The transition is going good, just maybe consider not dying your hair and keeping it a little cleaner and stuff
Just wait until you grow into your looks. You'll be okay. Get some muscle. Don't worry about looking older, it will serve you later.
it's clean it's just messy from getting out of bed
do you know me or just saying that because im an obvious tranny
I feel like you would say 'meep' or some shit randomly to try and be funny.
Holy shit user u look lik that traps are gey dude . youtu.be
How will it serve me later, another person said something similar to me and I didn't get it
You either have a deep voice for your age or you stutter a lot.
Awwwww you seem like a cute little goofy girl.
Working on it & impossible. I come here.
now that you mention it i do wtf
I feel like I'd be regularly assaulted with short awkward bursts of condescending laughter and diatribes about history and possibly atheism
im 21...wouldnt say my voice is exceptionally deep but I definitely dont stutter. I suffer from 'staircase wit'
You look young. You'll look young for longer 25 when you're 32, this is a good thing. Don't obsess about your looks, enjoy the carefree years. I can tell you're a good person so laugh and enjoy your youth.
Me on the left, obviously. No girls on Sup Forums ever.
Haven't been on Sup Forums for almost a decade, weird to be back.
You look like Oliver Clark
Not an obvious tranny, I remember you from older threads from like months ago,
Your not an obvious tranny, your easier on the eyes then half the girls in my town
*you'll look 25 when you're 32
Lift then cut, you'll be in shape in six months
You got a nice girl on the right their
Thanks dude, gonna start hitting the gym soon hopefully
I've got a different picture of you saved that I sometimes masturbate too.
I think someone else posted it because I thought it was a random photo from the interwebs.
a less asshole-y draco malfoy
She is. All sweetness and goofball. I love her.
wicked nice hair and great skin, why worry about how old you look? love yourself dude
Not the first person to compare me to him
facial hair pro (but not ugly)
Yup, three days a week, chest, back, legs to start out, won't take you more than an hour for each.
fuckin blonde hair Richie Jackson. love the locks man
Protein after each workout, solid protein intake at least five times a day.
iv got friends who can help me out with training
Yeah having a buddy helps. Building muscle can seem daunting but it is one of the easiest things I've ever learned.
I have a buddy who can hook me up with some quality protein too
seminal fluid is really good for that, my buddies help me out in the locker room every day
Sorry homie I'm not into cannibalism
how big is your cock?
I am Utrid, son of Utrid. This is my son, Utrid.
Yeah just try to vary your protein intake. You don't even have to drink those shakes. I just have one after my workout and that's it.
JACK DONOGHUE WTF
LIKE I DONT
THIS IS FAKE!!!!!
Not a real human.
yeah what you think I wouldn't browse Sup Forums or something little homie
How do I look Sup Forums ?
I'll keep that in mind
new salem when
Like you belong here.
I wana bite your chubby nose off.
its coming, patience, john and i tryna make this shit worthwhile
you look like a mash up of three dudes I used to hang out with.
I hate all of them now.
omg we have the same hobby!!!
get a job.
You look like every guy who's ever hit on me
for being truthful??
my nom nom feelings
So you're like a 2 then, okay
holy shit please timestamp so i can brag about this
youre the fucking realest
Listens to too much alt-J
you just... make me sick that's all.
I look at you and,
I want to throw up
I'm fucking with you. Salem is cool and I hope they release a studio version of fuckshit666 on the next one hahahahahahahah I tried this a few times and you're the first that bit.
you look FUCKING SILLY YOU FUCKING BEARDED FUCK
nope, nobody has gotten an even remotely close first impression yet. i'll be impressed if somebody does, though. it's probably everything you wouldnt first expect
Anyone can look cute with a Snapchat filter
Case and point
you like salad, sell drugs, and fuck slutty sloots on occasion cuz you're a loose cannon.
holy fucking shit if youre going to project your own insecurities at least be subtle you fucking enormous faggot user, you're so beta in your flagrant display of self-doubt i can hardly see your autism through the thick of it
Would probably fug
Def not date tho
i knew it lol fuck you go back to /mu/
Though I feel like you've entered the correct realm with that one
I've seen a lot more girls on Sup Forums the last few years.
why are you so mad?
why is it wrong for me to say that looking at someone disgusts me? I can't help it. She can't help it either. I find her disgusting, end of story.
Sure and without i look like this.
LOL I post for me and the only comments I get are about my girl. Never change, Sup Forums, never change.
Well am I hot or cold you baiting ass mongoloid??
For fuck sake stop with this retarded Snapchat shit
Meth is a helluva drug
Eh, some abstract 3rd categorization of temperature that doesn't get you any closer to the correct answer within this strange metaphor
I mean come on man, she's cute. You look alright though. The fact that your girl is hot says more about you than if you were attractive, nomsaying?
I'm threatened by your beauty
it's okay, she can't help it.
You're a cutie, I want to stroke your hair and have you nuzzle into my chest.
anarchist who likes to burn cookbooks for the sake of irony
Oh, I agree. Sup Forums is just funny.
Kek, that's the one
nice pasta twat
I mean I'm still jerking off to that cute twink face of yours. It's just after I beat it to what I thought your chicks ass feels like.
Don't feel threatened baby. You're getting some of this too.
samefag is same
Never heard of him. Is this a good thing?
acting like this post wasn't based on pasta
Ugh i wish i could sleep like normal people
I'm more of a friendly bear.
Also, it feels amazing.
here's a pic I found on my phone from prob a few weeks ago, I've had a pretty gay haircut since then feelsbadman
Humans have pores. Unless you're a Barbie doll, I suggest you go a bit lighter on the Photoshop.
what if i told you that was a lie to chew out fit-in hungry new fags and you just exposed yourself?
tits and timestamp
Intense AF, haha awesome!
she's not asking for anything newfaggot
Oh my god.
Is this a joke?
tits + timestamp
can't it's pasta m8
well fuck you then.
What? No its me haha
what if I told you I didn't give a fuck?
I would North AND South Tower those titties with my face.
is this thread still going
Cuck me up!
implying asking for a rate
eat my asshole
you look tired
go get some sleep user
Yea not photoshop...its makeup..if applied well you can basically more pores look like theyre not there.
Ill like to thank the Porefessional by Benefit for that
go back to bed
you look cute in that warm and fuzzy kinda way.
sleep doesn't help :(
what if i told you you've responded twice now and therefore implicitly do
I am Sonic, the Human.
it's only 8pm here user
Im not sure what you think pasta is
Its 1am and im here in the dark with my bf sleeping next to me you dingus
men do not find this attractive in 1st world countries, stop looking like a hooker
about the other thing
your autism is out m8
I will leave now to forever prove that I do not give a fuck then. gg faggot
broke ass pewdiepie
way past bedtime
Your being a cunt, stop being a cunt
you can't fool me evil wizard, I know you're not real.
clap clap clap
I have a job, 40-43 hours a week. Fast food place but I made 10/h and nowhere around here hires at that rate, cause Ive been here since I was 18 (21 now)
you're being honest and im a woman and not emotionally independent or fully developed
fixed that for you
Something about this image makes me so fucking happy..
Would cuddle and smoke weed with
implying i care what men think i look like lol
Nigger you think i buy hundreds of dollars worth of makeup for a guy when he cant even tell the difference between purple and muave eyeshadow? You think he knows the difference between matte and metallic? Highlighter ans blush? Lmfao
Nah man i do it for me.
I wanna look in the mirror and create what i feel like looking like.
Plus i got me a man already so i dont need to impress anyone else
Become the manager and then blow the place up.
implying thats me who said that...nigger you stupid
yeah i didnt read literally any of that
let me write a paragraph on why i dont care what you think of me
another stupid woman making her evidence loud and clear
oh and im not gonna be there forever anyway, going to college for Computer Sciences so hopefully I can get a job in that field within a few years of graduating. another issue is nowhere is nearly flexible enough to literally let me pick my hours so i can maximize school/work time.
good plan, the place sucks dick in general lmao
bleh bleh bleh all my facial insecurities bleh
I'm a dude
What would u do to me /b?
you might have a dick, but youre not a man user
ignore you until you left
You go girl
Suck your dick, fuck you, let you come on my pretty face
U look like a woman
Ive been here for years user
inb4 "thats bot a new timestamp'
Never said it was nigger damn
jesus h christ i am in physical pain from the sheer obviousness of this samefag. this was disgusting; tactlessness only a women could exhibit.
good plan, the place sucks dick in general lmao
Lol I'll do mine if you do yours......
all fast food joints suck Sup Forumsro
And who tha fuck are you?
Wow you think thats a paragraph?
I hope you never breed lol wouldnt want the retard genes to spread even further
you have aesthetically pleasing features that dont make you look like a troglodyte, something my caveperson looking ass thinks is equivalent to masculinity because im an inbred white trash trailer piggy
Shut you mouth, hipster
Excuse the stubble
we all know you're samefagging, nobody cares, nobody ever has the multiple times you've tried this in these threads. you're just not good looking, sorry.
yeah, i wanted to work at like staples or bestbuy but the one near me never hires & staples sucks dick with hours so I just went with that, no rgerets tbh its a fast paced job and it pays the bills.
Lmfao not everyone is trying to be a try hard edge lord like you
you're mastery level illusions don't fool me, 40 year old man wizard.......
stop it.... must resist..
r8 me and my fam
Jesus is back
Proof or gtfo!
If you sat up straight you'd look like my old Eve online buddy.
are you mad cuz user wuz right, user?
congrats, that picture proved nothing except that your self worth relies on the opinions of strangers on the internet, and you will put in actual effort to appeasing their views of you. jesus christ keep digging yourself down the rabbit hole
Youre slightly cringey
carry on you glorious cunt
sleepy dwarf haha
Im a simple man
how can someone look like an mexican immigrant and a greaser at the same time
wow that screenshot took soooooo much tine and effort omg how will i get those 2 seconds back?!?!?!
Nigger like i said...no one likes a try hard.
I know, I'm gona die alone.
At least I, think I am funny. Fuck the world.
And fuck you demasculinating man wizard.
hahaha what the fuck are you even saying anymore? jesus christ this bitch is on one. you cant really believe that you look like anything except a complete dumbass right now
the obvious samefaggotry, these comments come within the same time periods every time. just stop bitch youre pudgy
This time it's Fidel Castro. Fagstro?
Not even a good guess faggot, I'm the guy at the bottom, want sum proof?
Im a mixed race, Mexican mother, Italian Father
Be Patient with Me I have Autism!!
Im not really sure how im the dumbass in this one kid lol
Im not the one wasting my time to go on a thread thats asking to post a picture of youreself and ignoring thar simpke request and instead attempting to hilariously talk down to people who clearly look better than you. I guess thats how thats how you make yourself feel like a decent human i guess. Just go whack it to traps like the disgusting sub human you are lol
You do know that these screenshots are valid proof right? Or are you that much of a newfag?
Ur a kinda cute 6/10
Hey the guy at the top bothered to offer the proof
I have no brother
Okay thats great. At least you got it thru your head that theres 2 of us lol
I like to wiggle wiggle sand scREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that is how I think of you at this moment
what is this 2013
Im not even sure what thats supposed to mean or imply....
I'm saying that cuz I'm the other poster. My confusion mounts
It implies that I win, or something.
Fuck you want me to do, explain things?
I don't even know whats been going on in this string. Your mad about something, some other dude was also arguing, who knows.
who clearly look better than you
FUCKING KEK oh my god im happy i checked this thread again before it died