Secrets

Jose Cox
Jose Cox

Secrets

Last thread ended too soon - We had some good ones:

Girl fucks dog
Molestation/abuse stories (perpetrators and victims)
Girl that was raped and now it makes her hard
RP edgelord that fucks with people
The "I did gay things but I swear I'm not gay" guys came to the party
Even had a biblethumper that refers to his peepee as a "willy"

I liked this thread. Let's do it again. Tell me your secrets, only Sup Forums can judge you.

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Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

It wasnt rp. im a real life edge lord im telling you lol. You have to understand, I NEED to do these things. I fucking need it. It was a good thread though. Did previous OP feel better about not loving his gf after some of the shit in that thread?

Eli Gray
Eli Gray

Bamp

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

Get in here boiiiis

Isaac Reyes
Isaac Reyes

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

I dont get this image.

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

Probably. Threads like these help people to realize they either aren't alone or aren't as fucked up as the next guy.

Unless you're the most fucked up guy in the thread, but then at least you won something, right?

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

Certain therapeutic aspect to i believe. Simply to get things off ones chest. We've come to an age where you cant tell people the truth about most things anymore because everyone is so hardcore on board the PC train.

Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

This. I would love to be able to tell my friends half the shit I've done/want to do. So many PC principals out there.
"Oh you wouldn't take a black dick in the ass? How dare you not respect african american gay independent pride! I'd take ALL the dicks in my ass I could just to show my support (no homo bro, hahaamirite?)"

Lincoln Ortiz
Lincoln Ortiz

yep. there's no way I could tell my friends half the shit I'm into, let alone the fucked-up shit I've done and mistakes I've made in the past. The friendship could not survive that.

I respect people who're able to put everything out there, good and bad. But I'd have to start a new life for that, and it'd probably involve a prison sentence.

Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

Cam chat blackmail guy reporting

Owen King
Owen King

haven't seen you for a while, how is the hobby going?

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

When I was 5 I did a 69 with a male cousin of my age.
When I was 8, I took a female cousin of mine with my fingers, she was 7.
Right now I'm a student and my parents don't know I'm bi, promiscuous and do a lot of drugs (I have good grades, tho).
I love ketamine and cocaine!
I met a two girls I used to fancy, they didn't like me back, so I fucked both their boyfriends up the ass.
I recently had a homosexual experience with a supposedly straight friend of mine. He's got two girlfriends, I know and ger along with both of them, but he's hot, tall and an absolute bearded jerk that I couldn't resist while being drunk.
I can't stop hitting on people just for the excitement despite of the fact I don't hook up with most of them.
While I mostly prefer women, I've had to get kinkier to cum while masturbating, which has led me to fantasize about my closest friends, being buttfucked by the tougher of them, taking lots of cum by any possible body hole and fuck a 14 yo girl who is the daughter of my house's owner.

Angel Roberts
Angel Roberts

Big mac special sauce:

Helmans mayo
Thousand Island
Dill relish

ur welcome

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

i spy on my family and friends smartphones looking for nudes, sadly they are as virgins as me or even more

Cameron Anderson
Cameron Anderson

I subleased a room in my apartment to a pretty hot little hippy chick. She was a dippy little stoner who spent all her free time hula hooping in the park, and she was a fuckin' terrible roommate who constantly made trouble for me. I couldn't stand her as a person, but she was hot. Since the hatred was mutual, there was nothin' happening between us at all. We just tried to stay out of each others' way, dig?

Near the end of her lease, tho, I redecorated the one shared bathroom. I added a new shelf, some decorative trays and cups, a little sculpture, and a clock. Looked nice. The clock had a hidden camera in it.

I never saved the files for long, but I spilled buckets watching this girl shower, shave, and change. The second she was gone, I got scared and chucked the clock camera. Was pretty cheap anyway, and I just didn't want to risk anybody ever figuring out what it really was.

I've never spied on anybody like that since, but it's tempting. I own a house now, and my fiancee has her girl friends over some times. Hell, a lot of my friends are women too. I've thought about remodeling the bathroom again, but this time doing it in a much more sneaky way. I want to mount some tall decorative mirrors made of one way glass along the wall and install a high def camera behind them. I probably won't, but the fantasy of it turns me on.

Anyway, that's the big secret. If she found out, I could have been arrested.

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

You aren't special, in fact you're the dead center of normal (a slutty normal, which is the real normal). Gay/straight/bi is a sliding scale, not a black and white definition, and most people fall somewhere along the middle (in fact, to be all the way gay or all the way straight is to be an outlier)
You are just accepting what makes you hard and going with it. Most people deny this shit about themselves. Well done on you.

Matthew Ortiz
Matthew Ortiz

Oh well, thanks!

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

Well it was going well but got banned a few weeks back. Have to wait for the ban to run out.

Camden Allen
Camden Allen

So it's true that bisexuals are immoral degenerate mentally ill trash then? Were you molested? Maybe the younger experiences count.

Joseph Campbell
Joseph Campbell

not ideal. what did you do that earned a ban?

Alexander Brooks
Alexander Brooks

Tell the fiancee. If she doesn't say "fuck yes, let's do it" then she's not the one for you.

I've dated girls that would do that with me if I wanted. They're out there, just gotta find 'em. You really want someone that's going to line up with you in every which way if you're going to keep them long term. Don't settle, bro.

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

I felt my sister up a few times when we were younger and whenever we hang out now as adults all I can do is think about it and wonder if she hates me/thinks I'm disgusting/whatever.

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

I miss being a sociopathic asshole sometimes. I just used to love wrecking shit, stealing, and fucking with people. Over 30 now and I am completely different.

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

Defeats the purpose of it for tbh. I love watching when nobody thinks I am. I have sex with my girl whenever I want to, basically, but I'd still jerk off to her getting changed or taking a shower if she didn't know I was watching. As hot as it would be for me to catch her friends in there too, she'd be the one on stage 99% of the time.

Like I said, I'll probably never actually do it again, but I fantasize about it a bit. I think the risk outweighs the thrill for me on this one though.

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

It's not much of a secret, but I'm a worthless sack of shit who doesn't have the life skills to survive on his own, nor the desire to better myself whatsoever.
So I'm pretty sure everyone ITT is better than me.

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

i don't apply myself in life

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

I've hooked up with chicks that were into younger. Was a lot of fun.

Christian Parker
Christian Parker

A couple weeks ago I learned that my 13yo niece was starting to be sexually active so me and my gf helped her get on bc. Mainly just keeping it all secret from her jesusfag parents.

Adam Torres
Adam Torres

Was getting it on with some chick and I accidentally skipped her while my cock was out. Still have Skype and a few girls to fall back on

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

How do you do that

Ian Edwards
Ian Edwards

i apparently didn't tell the last woman that was attracted to me that I was married. thought she knew. had an anxiety attack at the thought of cheating..

she was wonderful about it. cuddled part of the night and gave me company. I tried to sleep in the same bed and got the shakes. finally calmed down and almost boned. but im a dumbass/shithead and couldnt do it.

ran away in the morning.
still chatting with her though its all so emotionally confusing

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

i once got drunk af. went to for a walk, in the forest.
15 mins after, i found a dead fox.
take me, a guy who would kill a human for the life of any animal.
got near the dead fox, BAN
i just fucked a young male dead fox in the woods.
i think i have all the reasons to keep this a secret from many ''normal people''

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

bm,p

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

My wife jacked me off with the babysitter's face.

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

Having a conscience isn't a bad thing, m8. Either get a divorce or talk to your wife about an open relationship. There's no reason to and no benefit in what comes of cheating. Plus you'd be a real prick if you did it. Just be real with her and you'll get what you're looking for.

Jace Price
Jace Price

I got cheated on. Feels bad mon. Just leave, imo. I know it's hard, but you will feel more free in the long run. Let her down easy, mine was awful to me and it was pretty scarring for a while. Good luck mang.

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

That is literally my fetish.

Why is this a secret. Like, who from?

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

You want me to tell my mom? The girls youth group leader at church? The cops?

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

sometimes when my nephews stay at my place I let them shower with me and my gf

William Collins
William Collins

no, but I'd love a greentext

Ethan Kelly
Ethan Kelly

Now THIS is what I started the thread for! "Young male dead fox in the woods" my sides

btw, forgot to "OP here" these. I think that's still a thing? Oldfag returning to this desolate wasetland that is now just traps and cucks, wtf?

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

Kinda, yeah. But I mean, I don't tell my mom whenever I get laid, but it's not really a secret that it happens.

Is that a secret or maybe just something you're glad happened?

Joshua King
Joshua King

that's fucking weird

why?

Leo Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez

Felt up my male cousin when we went to Disney World when we were younger. Spent a while panicking thinking he'd tell everybody, but nope, he hasn't said a word. (he was asleep one time, and another I kind of dry-humped him while we were on one of the rides pressed ass-to-crotch together)

Also I've stolen a bunch of shit from grocery stores, but that's between me and the guards who don't actually watch the footage tbh

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

i use beer to jackoff
take a drink, have beer saliva and use that as lubricant

dries everything out,,, but damn i like it

Grayson Morgan
Grayson Morgan

i have vaginismus and have never had vaginal sex or successfully masturbated. i've never had an orgasm. i've been pressured into anal sex and blowjobs and i hate my life.

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

What up Nick?

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

That sounds terrible, dude. Not even a finger?

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

Hi Bekah

Jaxson Jones
Jaxson Jones

because contrary to what conservative religion fags, especially their parents, want them to believe, nudity/sex/basic human anatomy is not an evil taboo sent from the devil. sheltering kids from reality is very detrimental to them later in life.

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

no dick no finger no anything

not her

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

vaginismus
that fucks up penetration but orgasms should still be fine. what's the deal there?

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

What about clitoral stimulation? Like oral for oral or a vibe? I mean as far as having an orgasm goes, what have you tried?

I hope you meet someone that's understanding and not a shithead about sex. That sounds like some difficult stuff to work through, m8.

Andrew Scott
Andrew Scott

Ophere

I tell my mom... she offers advice about how I'm fucking up my life and to be careful. Keeps me grounded.

turns them on, me thinks. figured nieces would be more common than nephews though

grab me a twix

sounds almost as bad as using conditioner

tits or gtfo - and post this broken vag, Sup Forums will diagnose the cure

James Ward
James Ward

i was sexually abused when i was a kid, where normal people would feel stimulated i will only feel pain and panic

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

Checked. Digits demand.

be me
have wife
date night fuck yeah
get sitter
go out
fucking boring
head back early
baby sitter wants to chill
whatevs call her mom say we're planning on staying late can she crash on the couch?
everything is cool
wife and I drinking
wife pours her a glass
we get wasted
sitting on the couch
wife crawls over and takes my dick out and starts sucking
baby sitter crawls over and is sitting next to her babbling about some teenie bullshit
wife pops my dick out of her mouth and offers it to babysitter
babysitter grabs it and starts sucking
gets into it
wife grabs her by the back of the head and starts pound fucking my cock with the babysitters face

Wasn't the most boring night.

Dominic Ward
Dominic Ward

ah yep, that'd do it.

a lovely mix of psychological and physical issues to really fuck up your sex life.

Hope you find the right mix of drugs or whatever to get past the panic and cum occasionally, or discover model trains are even better than sex

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

i like to enter to camwhores and flirt with them knowing that im not going to fuck them

i do it every night i do it and never anything happened

Jacob Mitchell
Jacob Mitchell

I fucked my mom out of complete desperation once. I ruined our relationship.

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

you do realise they are getting paid to listen to your beta flirting right?

James Morgan
James Morgan

Ophere

Yah, is related to trauma a lot. It's an "all in your head" thing, as they say. I would go all tenacious D on that shit and fuck you slowly. Patience, acceptance, would probably take more than one night and a few different attempts. Also, talking about the trauma would probably help.

Greentext the abuse

Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

undank, bro. undank as heck.

I'll chug cheap beer in your name tonight, user. It's the least I can do. But seriously, sorry to hear that. here's a picture of a cat and a pizza

Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

yes
that's why its a secret, its so faggy but i have like a 0,01 % of hope

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

and another picture of the cat and the pizza but closer now. I think kitty is curious abotu the pizza but maybe he's hungry and knows exactly what's up. who knows really? Not me, my friend

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

Have hot cousin.
Jerk off to facebook pics of her in a see-through shirt
feel super uncomfortable about it
Find out she's not blood related
Her mom was adopted
Now jerk it regularly to her knowing it's not instinctual

Feels good man

Robert Wright
Robert Wright

when i was 17 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, then we were also fuck buddies for about a year after. My sis was the only other person who knew and she didnt find out until a couple months into it.

Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

trust me that has been tried and with more times crying myself to sleep than i can take. i just focus on giving head but without ever feeling that feeling myself i don't know how i can keep getting myself motivated idk if that makes sense

thank you :3

Ethan Parker
Ethan Parker

Incestual*

Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

and because why not, here's a third picture of a different cat and a different pizza

idr why I named it champion

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

Quads checked

Charles Brown
Charles Brown

It's incestuous, bud. close though

Oliver Perez
Oliver Perez

At about age 6 I was messing around with the neighbour girl.

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

When I was 13 to 19 I used my moms magic wand & butt plugs

she never knew

Eli Morales
Eli Morales

since I'm dumping my cats eating pizza folder I might as well share a secret too.

I once masturbated with one of my moms dildos while babysitting. she came home early, so I threw it in my bag and made a b-line for the door. dumped the dildo(which was massive) behind some trees outside her neighborhood.

she knows. there's no way she doesn't know. hasn't ever brought it up tho. what a champ.

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

Ophere

Had a gf that was raped, she was into rapeplay and liked being dom'd
Had a gf that was cheated on, was into being cheated on
Had a gf that peed herself a few times, was into pee play
Had a gf that was a "little" sure there was abuse there.

In my experience, the worst things girls have had happen to them..... become fantasies/fetishes. Big limb to go out on here, if you're a normie, but could always try roleplaying that shit. Won't get you over it completely, but may help you accept it a little better.

Girls that have had abuse often feel guilt over it, as if they think it was their fault or they deserved it. This doesn't make sense to most people, and they will quickly reject it, but the reasoning is often for partially enjoying or more importantly (depending on the age) THINKING they enjoyed it. If not this, then thinking "I should have said no, I should have stopped it" etc. Neither of these are things to feel guilty for, and you are not wrong for hating it just as much as you wouldn't be wrong for liking it, just the same as YOU are not "wrong" in any way as a result of what happened. Hope you find your "O" in there somewhere. Should still greentext that shit, you know, therapeutically.

Lol. So, you've made the line "imaginary" so you don't have to deal with it. She's your cousin. Blood or not, it's still wincestuous. Get over it, and fap like a man.

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

In the 2nt grade
friend of mine came over to my house he was a couple grades older
Played around for an hour with some G.I. Joes he brought
Wanted to show me "something special"
went up into my tree house
He pulled out his penis at me and asked me to touch it
I told him to put it away or I'd tell my mom
Erased the memory and continued as usual
Was friends with him for another year or so

I didn't realize how fucked up it was until I suddenly remembered it just recently.

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

I never tip youtu.be/f_2XRZTuf0Y

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's logs of shit.

pic related, it's me

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

Ever since I jacked off to cp. I can't stop looking at kids and debating if they are attractive enough.

rip

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

pretty sure everyone here is pretty much just like that bud

Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall

your four examples are fantastic for those girls but i didn't develop a fetish around my dad getting me to jerk him off and trying to fuck me during shower times but yeah i guess i should just try harder

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

srsly. if not in the obvious ways, it's brewing beneath the surface. we're all made of pretty much the same stuff, no matter how much we tell ourselves we're different deep down

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

I own the domain of my company's product.

I despise them and want to extort them.

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

I've been rather overweight most of my life. I recently cut soda from my diet. I'm eating less. I'm starting to have thoughts in my head telling me I'm not worth food. I should self harm for eating. I should purge after eating. Thoughts telling me I can't lose weight if I eat.

I've lost nearly 50lbs in the past 4mo, which isn't even impressive, but a good portion of that has been in the last month. I've gone through nearly a whole belt, and have reached the same weight I was in highschool.

It's amazing how I can feel so much better physically but still be so fucked up mentally. I was depressed through all of highschool. I ate a lot because it made me feel better.
In college I started eating less during the day, then binge at night. My metabolism slowed, and my diet was shit on top of that. I gained a lot of weight.
Due to my depression my girlfriend left me. Being that I was already depressed, that didn't help. I flunked out of college. I did nothing for nearly 6mo. My parents were threatening to kick me out. I got a job, so pay rent to my parents now.

I'm working on moving out, but my mental health is still.. lacking. I'm nowhere near as depressed as I was. I would even say I feel excellent by comparison. But I have a very unhealthy relationship with food right now.

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

Not to say we're all shitty people, but rather that we've all got the same fears and faults. they just look different because of experience and perspective.

It's all a grand illusion. Most everything you know and definitely everything you don't. Some people like that and others are driven mad by it. Me, I just try not to worry about what I can't control and try not to feel like I have to control what I can. I got a cat that eats pizza and that's my fetish. I'm happy.

Aaron Gutierrez
Aaron Gutierrez

be careful starving yourself can have a negative result on your mental state

William Robinson
William Robinson

my dog loves raisin bran

Easton Young
Easton Young

Not "should", it was just a suggestion - one of many.
What you just did there is the logical fallacy of misinterpretation. It comes from a defensive standpoint, and as with all logical fallacies is used to support an argument that can't stand on its own.
Don't take your feelings out on those around you. I have done nothing but provide attention to your trauma (which you want, else you wouldn't have posted it), and attempted to provide insight into what has worked for others (simply trying to help). Your misinterpretation is curt and inaccurate.

Also, it needs more greentext.

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

too easily connected to you and your career. they could legally fuck you up, probably take the domain without paying much, and you'll have a permanent record of somebody who cant be trusted by the company.

if you want to extort them, you need to do it with shit that isn't really obviously connected to you.

Alexander King
Alexander King

maybe youve become asexual as a result

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

Get help. You need support mentally, which would hopefully boost your pull for weight loss.

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

forgot pic of my actual cat actually eating an actual pizza.

also that's what's up. any pics of the bitch?

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

Good for you. No sugar and no dairy is half the work. Keep your mind focused on your end goal. Don't make food the enemy or it still has the same power over you as when you were overweight and you WILL slip backwards. Just make the goal more important than the food, that's all. Congratz, and stick w/ it man!

Isaiah Ward
Isaiah Ward

saved. thanks user

Elijah Peterson
Elijah Peterson

I'm afraid you're right. It's listed as private, but I'm sure there'd be plenty of traces - especially with payment.

Fwiw, I wouldn't really call it a career - just one shit job between shit jobs.

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

One of my subjects is now a willing participant. No more tears which is not quite as horny for me now. But watching her violate herself with a hairbrush for me gets me diamonds

Adrian Garcia
Adrian Garcia

Are you autistic or something?

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

It's a shitty cycle. I feel better when I'm hungry. Noticeably higher self worth. Noticing that is terrible.
I've fixed a good portion of my diet. I eat far more fruit, less greasy bullshit and snacks. Light meals when I do eat. I'm actively fighting this because I'm aware that's now how people work.

I won't deny you that. I'm 22, now. I fell into depression around 18. I've nearly wormed my way out of that, but into different issues.
Based on how long this has been going on I think shit will work out in the end.
I have so much more energy than I used to, and that feels fucking excellent. I can go for a walk without feeling like I'm dying.
Again, you aren't wrong. It's very easy to lie to yourself that you're getting better/are fine. Feel happy for a moment? Shit, I was lying about the depression all along. I haven't purged, despite the thoughts. I don't plan to. I just need to stay strong.. More than anything is why I'm posting, I need to vent to someone. Or no one.

Thanks user. I am setting goals, now. Literally purchased a scale tonight to figure out where I am. My pants falling off my body doesn't tell me how much weight I've lost.

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

Where do you think you are?

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

I ate a whopper today, and i've been eating meat for the past week even though everyone thinks i'm still a vegetarian...

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

I tried to rape my maid/babysitter when I was a kid lel (around middle school or something? can't remember) Idk if she told on me though, but I think she complained to my mom a little, which kinda got my mom mad back then.

some greentexts:
let's call maidbitch alison
Jeanie and I alone in our house
muh parents were out cuz nightcap
I'd tell her hey can you help me find this thing i'm losing
she'd bend over a couple of times looking underneath my desks and shit
then i'd kinda like bone her through my shorts and rub my dick on her ass n stuff
she gets annoyed, like really annoyed but doesn't complain
masturbated and came in her bathroom once after she showered

oh, and I'd whip my dick out whenever she was walking around the house too (I only did this when my parents weren't around though, obviously).

One time she was watching tv in the living room
i'd go there carrying my laptop
whip my dick and watch porn while she was there
she gets up and leaves to the kitchen

lel looking back it was awkward af and nothing really escalated afterwards; I just stopped. One time I snuck in her room and masturbated to her panties too.

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

woops didn't proofread my shit lol, it's >*alison and I alone in our house

oh and i have a few more stories about the dark controversial tales of our family and shiz

Jaxon Garcia
Jaxon Garcia

be me, 14
In IT one day
generally twattish dude sitting a few spaces down
I got bullied by this guy for 2 years
while getting a piece of paper I see he has a notepad file up with all his login details
lightbulb.jpg
get his school login and his iCloud through my powers of autism and thirst for revenge
I laugh to myself about what I may find
I get home and look on his iCloud
There are pictures the dude took getting fucked in the ass by basically bubba
laugh my throat sore
my idea is to get in class earlier go on his usual computer
Next day
get in class feeling better than I had in months
stroll up to the guys PC login as him
go on his icloud and his Facebook he saved his Facebook details.
He was not smart
make a post telling everyone what a faggot he was
include pictures as proof
post
log out before class starts
10 mins later
class starts
noone notices a difference
I 'arrive' 2 minutes late to stave off suspicion
people start opening Facebook and stuff
one of the most chatty girls say
OH MY GOD HE''S GAY
Oscar level acting surprised and look at Facebook
laughs internally
twat runs out of class
mfw whole class is laughing
mfw he called me a fag as projection for being jackhammered by Bubba
mfw he moves schools and deletes his facebook

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

I am probably on the spectrum, you aren't the first person to ask me that. In fact, when I saw "The Accountant" with Ben Affleck, I cried because I related so hard it hurt. I was always taught to approach life, problems, and the world around me from an outside perspective. A third person perspective is devoid of emotional interference, and can examine things logically and determine a solution that is not clouded by poor judgement.

Still, I function very well, but I am VERY methodical. It is often interpreted as a "takes no bullshit" kind of attitude, but I never mean it in a hostile way. Conversation (words) are an inadequate means of communication, and we must wade through the mire to get to what people are really saying and what they really feel/mean. At the same time, conversation relies on structure and understanding that structure can at least improve its usefulness.

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

You're a fucking retard m8

Owen White
Owen White

bumpp

Mason Rogers
Mason Rogers

dang that's bretty hot user

Joseph Morales
Joseph Morales

bm

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

bi fag here, when i was in college(19-20yo) i had a secret relationship with a really cute 13yo boy. was by far better than the many relationships i have had with girls.

Mason White
Mason White

You are severely autistic.

Get an IT job, you'll do great.

John Evans
John Evans

Lol, I'm in software actually. And I'm absurdly good at it, even though I don't like it much anymore.

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

holy shit are you me, i feel like we have the same life

Brody Wilson
Brody Wilson

Nice, bruh, how'd that come about? (kek)

Juan White
Juan White

forgot to post the grand finale. glad the threads still alive

It becomes me, as do all eventualities

Xavier Rivera
Xavier Rivera

I wish I didn't have my daughter. She is turning me into an alcoholic and her crying makes me want to off myself. I've never felt more sadness for no reason before. Every day is miserable. I am happy when she sleeps, when I drink, and when I sleep.

The worst part is I can't talk to anyone about it. Male postpartum depression isn't acceptable.

Mason Stewart
Mason Stewart

honestly its complicated and right now im too lazy/unsober to convey it. sry.

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

I fapped to cp a few times a few years ago and im afraid its gonna come back and bite me in the ass in a bad way. I know your feels user

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

I relate. Funnily enough im going into IT as well.

Sometimes my lack of reaction to adversity in projects gets misunderstood as confidence, but I won't correct them.

I would pay so much money just to see things from an emotionally driven perspective, if only for a few days.

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

did u fuck him the arse tho?

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

where are you at? some countries definitely have support services for men going through that.

William Brown
William Brown

I'm assuming most of you can actually make goodnight for yourself. I've stopped being able to nuke anything but popcorn. I'm literally a slave to my whims.

When I say I lack the survival skills for the real world, I mean that in every sense.

Zachary Scott
Zachary Scott

of course

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

Aw. Man, I'm also pretty drunk (and cozy & ready for bed tbh) right now, so I understand, but glad you guys had a good time. Not a super LEGAL time, but like, still.

Maybe some other day you can post a greentext thread and talk about it

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

my lack of reaction to adversity in projects gets misunderstood as confidence
yeah, my default is always just processing the data, asking questions, and then figuring out the solution. a calm guy goes down really, really well in IT.

not the autist, just another user in IT

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

first one? Ages?

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

The States. I've looked into it but the closest thing I've found so far is a "new family services" councillor that specialists in helping breastfeed.

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

First one, 2.5 mo.

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

and your age?

Wife wants me to put a baby in her.

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

I steal from my friends and family daily to fuel my drug habit.
I piss in bottles and glasses in my room rather than go to the toilet. I then empty them out my window, but now there's a pissy swamp outside.
I clean my teeth about once a week. If I remember.
I'd rather shit in the garden than do it in the house with people in.
I actually enjoy browsing Sup Forums.

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

26. We've been together for 7 years too so it's not like I knocked someone up randomly.

I'll be honest about it; having a newborn fucking sucks. I'm biased of course but the only joy I've received from this whole experience is the few times my daughter sees me and smiles a big goofy grin. I've heard it gets better and I believe it but fuck me its hard. Its the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Every single day is a struggle with her.

Jason King
Jason King

This may be the most fucked up thing Itt. For shame, user, you worthless bastard.

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

yeah ill definitely share another time. also he gave the best bjs, i loved sucking his dick also, much more fun than eating pussy. we were both uncut which was awesome.

Thomas Gutierrez
Thomas Gutierrez

The Arab man would like to masturbate to a video compilation of women's ankles. This is due to the prudish nature of Arab societies, and their control of women's bodies through rigidly enforced dress codes.

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

I lost my virginity to a cat.
I was like 12 years old.
I don't want to talk about it.

William Garcia
William Garcia

I have a 3.5 year old Only recently it stopped being awful, but dude, now it's BRILLIANT. I honestly don't know how I would cope without my boy.

Having a kid is a massive pain. Mental health needs sleep, and you can't get any anymore. It's all expenses, crises, problems, and shit. So much shit. All over everything, but mostly you.

It gets so much better man. Hang in there.

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

do you want to talk about it?

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

Date a woman who does.... and you will immediately recognize that your perspective is better. My long term gf was an emotional type, she was a bag of fucking crazy. She was never in control, always subject to her emotions and whims, and she was an absolute mess to live with. I thank my mother almost daily for making me a cold, calculating, autistic machine. Be thankful for what you are.

Yah, it has treated me well in software, for sure.

OP here, off to dinner. thanks for everything guys! See you in another secrets thread!

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

Thanks user. Tonight has been hard but thank you. Baby is asleep for now. Unsure if I should wake her to feed in an hour or nah.

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

Thanks. We're 30 and been together 10 years. Just scary I guess and a permanent game changer.

Good luck user.

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

oh holy shit don't tell me you're that guy who fucked a dead cat that keeps getting posted here

Carter Green
Carter Green

Which drug, user?

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

dat watermark

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

Speed and weed. Mostly.

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

make goodnight for yourself.
*make any food for yourself.
Jesus, autocorrect. I need to spellcheck better. Well... At all, more often.

Matthew King
Matthew King

bmp

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

I have three kids, bros. Two of them were normal levels of crying baby, one got admitted to a specialist clinic and had her sleep sorted out by them. It does get easier as they get older.

Look into even normal shrinks - a good one will want to learn about you and your interesting (and rare) problem. Exercise more, and take the baby with you. The two things they recommend to women with PND are more exercise and more connections with your partner, so look into those.

Jaxon Bell
Jaxon Bell

No. Let sleeping babies sleep.

Joseph Allen
Joseph Allen

nothing special, just take creepshots. sometimes html edit their fb profile or conversations to say dirty stuff

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

One way mirrors are see through close up

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

I've had several girlfriends who were raped by their fathers and every time I had sex with them I thought of that fact.

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

I find it really hot to make a girl tell me about her abuse/molestation while I fuck her or make her do shit for me. especially if she's still kinda traumatised from it.

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

Well surely I'll go to hell for this.

Picture sort of related.
Similar frame but different face.

I black mailed the work maid to have sex.
She is latina with a nice frame to her
It was all a fantasy until it actually happened.
I had made myself "friends" with her.

It was dispicable act in my part but i still get diamond thinking of the risk and rush of blackmail.

She even met my wife and two kids.

Her daughter was about to marry someone i worked with ( surely for papers to become legal) His dumb ass was madly in love with her.

I had gotten friendly with her daughter to the point she send me nudes...

I threatened the maid to show her boyfriend to be husband the pictures.....

She begged me not to....sure cried...
She wanted her daughter by her side in America.

My head was filled with rush of excitement....

Long story short.

I knew it would never happen if i let her go and think on it...
I was aggressive...
Very aggressive...
She didn't have time to think...
I shuved her in an empty office and took her work shirt off...she hesitated....i threaten her loudly while pulling her hair....

The excitement and rush was unparalleled....she became submissive...

I fucked her.
Hard and rough....

Don't know why i did this...
The risk it brought.....

I was scared she would tell someone and she didn't clean my office the next 2 week's......
She kept skipping it.

I find out she quit 3rd week moved back to her country....

Sounds fucked up...
But i was reliefed she left....

Anyhow...
Bunch of strangers know what happened...

Nolan Lewis
Nolan Lewis

who knows?

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

Meant to say bunch of strangers in /b now know

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

Bada.bum tss

Elijah Nguyen
Elijah Nguyen

oh well, I was thinking about immigrant laws in the US and maybe in the future, the US will open its borders and that lady might sue you for rape.

Oliver Thompson
Oliver Thompson

Cheat on my 50 yo milf with 20s cunts all the time.... Dunno how to let her go

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

I've had sex with my cousin. She was 18 at the time when it started, and I was the same age. Me and her got along a lot, and jokingly fought over the bed we slept in at our grandmother's place. But eventually I'd slide into bed with her. It started out kinda casual. Got to feel her up, and she let me. and slowly escalated. She told me she hated it, but she never stopped me unless I got too pushy. IT got to the point where we nearly got caught. I'd eat her out all the time and I could tell she loved it. She used to hold my head in place and wrap her legs around me. I've got her to orgasm more times than anyone else has I'm sure. She eventually moved in with me, and I knew she knew what I'd do. I fucked her every night I got the chance. The room smelled like sex all the time.

She doesn't talk to me anymore though. She blocked me on everything she could, she doesn't call, she avoids me now. I miss her. She was one of my closest family members and I think I ruined it with sex.

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

true words, user

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

Cam chat fapper,

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

I'm a youth pastor. I've been walking with God for the past 5 years of my life. (I'm 23 now.) I've been dating this girl for the past 3 years and I'm pretty sure I want to marry her.(She's 21) But while I was going through chemotherapy for testicular cancer, we got into a lot of shit. We started snapping one another nudes (never screenshotted), whenever we made out she'd either grind on me or would rub my dick through my pants, I'd kiss and play with her breasts, all that shit that would be "normal" For a couple that wasn't "following God."

One night in particular we were chilling at her mom's house while she was in vacation. We were watching some movie and things got really heated really quickly. We both ended up in our underwear and were dry humping while making out. She asked if I was into butt stuff and I told her that I'd try anything once. So one thing led to another and I ended up fingering her ass. Never in my life have I heard her moan so passionately. She told me that's her biggest kink and I was hard as diamonds. She started jerking me off through my boxers so quickly at this point.

It's about 2am at this point, and I get a text saying that my Uber is here. We both completely forgot that I ordered one because I was told I can't drive while on chemo, and her car was in the shop. But as soon as I read that we both realized how far we've gone and both agreed not to talk about it again, and that we need to set physical boundaries.

I still think about that night a lot and it still gets me rock hard. I can't tell any of my friends, because I'm a youth pastor, and if anybody in the church found out we'd both get kicked out. So I guess we will have to actually wait for marriage for anything else to happen

Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

HAHA BRITBONGZ

Angel Cruz
Angel Cruz

I'm a pathological liar and have been since as long as I can remember. My lies range from my cat got crushed by a car parking, family members dying or faking mental disorders to get money and housing from the state so that I can keep shitposting on Sup Forums.

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

greentext it, please

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

Jesus christ fuck your god. U got cancer and cant get your dick wet? Fuck me

Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

I'm sorry to hear user
Did you try going to a therapist?

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

I vape

I'm the manager of a vape shop

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

Male bonding with offsprings happens later. You'll love her to bits in a few years.
Power through user, it'll be okay

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

Im the Most cynical Person i know and have problems makimg friends and keeping them.

My only friends who know about my problem and are not disturbed by it is a almost always drunk russian, a depressed 24/7 pc gaming german and a fat old dude who always asks me about pc stuff.
Im always nice to new people but for fucks sake its impossible for me to give compliments.
Its fucking hard for me to say ,,good job" or ,,well done".
I think its a problem from my childhood, my mother got divorced and nevet was happy with me. I was bad at school, didnt do shit and only played games. Funny thing is when she stopped caring thats when i suddenly became like the 2nd best of an 30ppl class in school and i suddenly had mote energy to do shit.

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

I was away for the weekend without the missus a couple weeks ago.

I'd had a few beers and the opportunity came to fuck some whores.

I ended up having a threesome with two pornstar hot whores, one tall blonde, one short dark haired. They had fake tits, tacky tattoos, heels, awesome bodies. All the slutty things I secretly wish my missus was like. They obviously knew how to work a cock, best blowjob I've ever had, much better than the rare one I get at home.

I loved every minute of it, and it's fulfilled one of my fantasies. It was money well spent but the missus would leave me if she knew. I'd probably do it again if the opportunity came up..

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

His kid kek

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

I go to electronic shows just to pick up rave sluts
be me
19
6'7 average build
rave slut asks if I can put her on my shoulders
fuck it cuz she's 8/10, THICC as hell
asks if I want any molly
oh hell yeah
middle of the crowd
she starts grinding on me hard core
I start fingering her and she's wet as fuck
unzip my pants
move her panties aside and do the thing
she's getting really fucking into it
she cums twice before I'm getting close
ask her where she wants it
"on my ass"
nope.avi
cum inside her
she gets pissed but keeps grinding on me
get a boner again because molly
fuck her in the ass this time
cum buckets because it's so tight
and I've never been to that bar venue again

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

My bestfriend and girlfriend both know I'm into young girls.

Jack Parker
Jack Parker

Eating pussy is a fucking chore and your reward for doing it well is head crushing suffocation. God even if you're being throat fucked you get moments to breath! if I couldn't hold my breath for a minute and a half I would've been knocked out more then once by bitches. The worst part is I'm completely flaccid afterwards when they're ready to get fucked hard because I can't stay hard when I can't fucking breath!

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

Breathe through your nose, you imbecile

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

WOW HOLY SHIT MODS

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

That is sushi, not sashimi

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

fuck are you on about?

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

Is god willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him god?

God is dead in the land of free thought, gtfo

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

You must have a pretty long face if you can tongue fuck a pussy and still breath out your nose.

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

Cheat on my wife daily

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

Nigiri

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

I've been fucking whores for about 5 years.
I've never gotten laid without paying for it.

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

Kelsey

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

My mom has a nice pussy.

A few years ago when I was 17 I got a good look at my mothers pussy she had just finished swimming and went to the bathroom to change and then came out in just a towel and sat on a chair with her legs up, I had no sexual attraction towards her at all but I was really surprised and turned on, for a 42 yo woman she did have a very sexy pussy.

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

After my experience the other week, I'm tempted to do it more. I've looked on AW and there are loads near me that seem hot. I just need to find a weekend when my missus is away.

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

I'm doing it later this evening with a cute blonde escort that's just my type. She's already confirmed that raw dog is on the table if we're both comfortable with each other after meeting. I can't wait to bust my nut inside of her.

Alexander Gray
Alexander Gray

Every guy fantasizes about doing stuff like that. But as a rule, I only commit crimes I'm not afraid of going to jail for. So weed, petty assault, etc are fine, but the combination of social and criminal price on this one are too high for me. Snapped a couple cell pics on unsuspecting gfs though.

Parker Walker
Parker Walker

I ripped the skin off the back of my leg and hid it in a drawer about 7 years ago, haven't opened the drawer yet

Anthony Sanders
Anthony Sanders

get a boner again because molly
Literally how. I have a hard time even getting a bone once on molly, all that sorta shit shrinks my dick until it wears off lol.

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

Do you think anyone likes having a tongue in the pussy? That's fucking weird m8, maybe try eating pussy like every other person on the planet and aim for the clit

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

I'm so mad I read these paragraphs

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

A few months ago I found out my mum is a whore that cheats on my dad with a guy online. She'd asked me to sort something on her phone and to do so I had to reset a password. I reset it and asked for her email log in details and she gave them to me without thinking. On logging in there were loads of emails from one guy. I pretended not to notice but later on I logged back in to look.

Apparently my 65 year old mum likes to take photos of herself being a slut and sends them to a younger man. Loads of 50 shades of grey type shit.

I saved a few photos then deleted them as even I couldn't bring myself to knock one out to my mum. I tried to log on again the next day but she'd changed her password.

Apparently she's met up with him a couple times when she's told my dad she's been visiting friends.

I've thought about telling my dad but he's 74 and don't fancy ruining his life as he is oblivious and seems happy.

Angel Taylor
Angel Taylor

This is amazing. Get a picture right now.

Isaiah James
Isaiah James

If dubs, open it and show it to us

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

I return stuff to the GAP

ALL
THE
TIME

Evan Cook
Evan Cook

That's not that weird if you aren't molesting them

Ryder Barnes
Ryder Barnes

She did nothing wrong, and kept her secrets hidden so who gives a fuck. You're an ungrateful shit for going through your mothers personal stuff, you're also a creepy fuck for saving the images in the first place.

Bentley Evans
Bentley Evans

lets hear about the dog fucker>?

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

I am now imagining that your wife skinned your babysitter's face, turned that into a glove, and gave you a handy with it.

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

the missus
what fucking retarded country do you come from m8

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

I'm really into beastiality and incest fetishes. I wouldn't never act out and do anything incestuous but I think about it all the time. One of my biggest fantasies is to have a son and raise him to share his mother with me. Would be dope af to spit roast his mom and high 5 him. Then let the family dog go to town... I'm a sick fuck and I know this but hey, at least I haven't acted any of it out.

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

Fantasies are not illegal
Can't be convicted of thought crime

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

Drop the alcohol, like yesterday. Things will only get worse if you keep drinking.

Taking care of a newborn is loads of work. As depend and small as they are, they do notice when the parents are stressed. Cuddle her.

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