Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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best girl claimed

Still here

Got to go, take care people.

Oh you have no idea.

See ya, Taiga

Claiming best girl.

Hmm, I wonder

You can just say if you dont want to talk about it, Saya

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I don't see any problem with it, just that I can't think of anything atm..

Might as well hand out (You)'s while I'm here.

Hello, Louise. How are things?

I never really got the joke until a while ago.

Bye Taiga.

Hello you two. How are you both?

Fair enough. What's on your mind?
Been better, been worse. What about you?

Tired. Watching kids was exhausting.
How's you?

Sleep. Don't really want to though.

Hi Rei. Cute cat girl
Its fine. You are not the only one and it is a rather lame joke.

Hello there.
I am fine, don't know about the other.
How about you?

Hello. I see you are not smashed anymore.

Any reason why?

I return

Feels like time will go to waste.

Still trying to figure out how to win this game rofl

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I can understand that feeling...
But, no, you can be freshly rested and ready to face the rest of your day with enthusiasm and energy!

Woke up early because fuck sleep schedules. Hopefully infront immediately pass out later on today.

Unsure, really. Didn't get a lot of sleep, so there that. What did the kids do to tire you out?

Well, that's probably why I didn't get it.

I have a day ahead of me, and not enough sleep. Might fall asleep and fuck my sleep schedule sideways like always.

Hello, Chara.

By winning.

Oh heh yeah. It is very nice to get all twisted.
Hello leg wear
It was made to be cool with the smug crowd when my folder was rather small and I didnt really have smug tomos

Anything much you gotta take care of today?

True. Maybe I should do that.

They screamed and cried and played and ran around and were too active in general.

Hi there Tomoko, nice to see you. How have you been?

Hello Rem.

But, it's up to you~

I got the best Jap waifu.

Goodnight

Just been mobbing on tanks. Managed to finish my mission a minute before it ended so thats good
Night spike ily

Well, it's pretty clever, but as much as it was kinda... Dumb.

School, school, and more school. Then I eat, which then comes procrastination to exercise which goes either way on if I do or not.

Maybe be a tyrant?

Hi, Stocking. How are you?

Well..I believe in you! Just try and get through the hard parts so you can relax!

Nap time.
>

Yeah. Sleep. Good.

No, I'm way too chill to do that and it would only result in more screaming and crying.

Ah okay, well done. I don't know what to do. I'm rather bored, only got up about half an hour ago. Just listening to music right now.

I'm doing rather well today. I haven't been awake for long but I just got a coffee and flipped on some "Dirt Poor Robins" to loudly play. A rather nice band. Yourself?

Have a nice nap, Saya.

Sweet dreams, Saya. Sleep well.

Well what do you like to do for fun stocking?

Hello Rem, how are you? Calamity Masu!

I think Ill stop drinking.

>Until nightcap

Don't forget to tell the FCC to preserve and protect Net Neutrality.

I suppose it would depend on my mood. I like to write stories a lot when I'm feeling inspired which I kind of am right now. I've been working on sort of a novella recently which is coming along quite nice!
Though otherwise I like to watch cartoons and play games because I'm a child.
For now I'm just listening to some music: youtube.com/watch?v=B1m3XncKyL0

Sure you will.
Hi Rory.

The collar is really cute

Well, I just told you the hard parts.

Goodnight, Saya.

Ah, haven't been up too long either. Had hardly enough sleep to go through the day, but whatever. You have plans for today?

I'm doing fine, yourself?
>calamity-masu
Hrrgh, I hated myself.

Drinking is good for the soul and spirit.

The who and the what?

Right, so when you finish with all that, get your exercise done, you can just curl up and get comfy doing what you like!

How long is it and what's it about? Cartoons and games are fun though.

(Tomoko)
No mohawk? :c
(Louise)
Why do you think that? He seems to really want me around.
(Chara

You have to let me visit you some time

Gotta love a girl who isn't afraid to tell the world "I suck dick."


The Federal Communications Commission.

Net Neutrality is the idea and practice that ISPs cannot discriminate against entities on the internet.

For instance, say Netflix is a subsidary of ComCast. If you want to watch Hulu, but use ComCast as your ISP, without Net Neutrality they could slow your connection to Hulu to an unwatchable speed. But Netflix would have a much stronger connection.

Or they can outright block connections to services.

...This picture is cute. I'm going to save it.

I hate sleeping during the day though I always end up awake until morning. Oh well. I don't have any plans, just writing some and relaxing. The usual. I should probably call my doctor though, I'm supposed to see them about my pills.

It won't be too long since I'm more specialised in short stories. It will be more revolved around several short stories that uncover a mystery. Very psychological. I have a website where I upload my stories, though I just started it so there's only one there.
Cartoons and games are fun, I'm rather getting into Superhot lately which is really cool. I haven't watched any cartoons in a while. There is a new CGI Resident Evil movie in July though which I'm excited for.

Hello.

Oh no no no. I don't need that sort of attention. I think I just have a thing for chokers and what not is all.

You'll hurt him again.
Don't go saving my waifu.

H-hi...~
Do you wear a baseball hat when you go out?

I understand that, it is provocative clothing, after all.

I never hurt him...
I don't see Chara around.
>pulls you close

Hm well that's kind of cool. Hope it goes like you want it to. I loved super hot it was just a bit short to me. I last watched the amazing world of gumball. That show gets me sometimes. Not really into resident evil too much myself. No I don't wear hats unless it's winter and cold so I'll wear a beanie.

Yes you did.
And don't touch me.

Lol when I go outside I like to wear my baseball, hoodie and sunglasses. Yesterday a woman got scared and crossed the street.
I did not and you know that.
>pushes you away
hmph

Hi.
Ive been drinking pretty steadily.

You did.
Hmph at me when you say such terrible things.

Nah I understand that. It's sometimes better to just cross the street so you aren't close to other people

Touch me instead.

Cute. How are you?

Thanks, I'm hopeful but I'll probably get sick of it and scrap it halfway through. I do that a lot. Amazing world of gumball is really good. I really love Regular Show but that ended recently.

How are you?

Pretty drunk.

I literally only have two hours to myself.

Well that sucks.

Pills for sleeping, or...?

Pound cups of whiskey.

Well, spend those two hours doping whatever you want then!

doing

That is why you should express your concern to the FCC about preserving Net Neutrality. It's on the chopping block.

Even John Oliver cucked up and covered it.

Same. It's hard to keep my interest. Poor pops

>I hated myself
How so? I thought it was cute.
It really is, yeah. How are you?I will personally strangle you

Ive had 2 large cups of third mix whiskey so far.

I never say terrible things what are you on about?
Lol she looked right at me twice and just crossed. A lot of people get scared when I walk into their stores... But I'm really very nice!!!!
Anyway how do you dress?
*softly pokes your cheek* isn't it your bed time...??
i'm not cute...
>hides behind louise

Anything new?

Antidepressants. They wouldn't give me sleeping pills because apparently they're too addicting or something. I don't know. They help but my sleeping pattern is beyond fucked.

Yep, I have a rather short attention span. It's why I rarely put even as much as 50 hours into a single game. Most I have is like 100+ hours into Overwatch and that's because of the variety of playstyles.

You seem rather cute but maybe I'm wrong.
>shrug

>pulls you're close
you're much softer than her
and I'm good I was in a lot of pain yesterday lol

okay fine i'm cute, but i like to be modest about it

>I remember having one of my best orgasms while talking about slitting your throat from ear to ear

You say terrible things.
and you can't touch her either

>puffs cheek
No, it's like 2PM...

I will give you much more pain then!
But why were you in pain?

Normally just Tshirts and jeans. I'm pretty simple when it comes to that. I normally find one thing I like and play it to death. Over 2k games of LoL and now 5k games on world of tanks

Whoa I didn't know you had that side of you~

Did koko already go?

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Not really. Playing Cards Against Humanity with people from my friends stream.
It wasnt nice loli.

Everyone is modest about it. If you admit it, you break the code. So be careful there buddy.

That gave me a good laugh. Ha.

That's rather impressive. I could never do that. I like variety too much and always long to be doing something new. That's why I find it hard to stay committed to anything. The same reason I don't think I could stay on one story for too long and I'd have to make it a bunch of short stories that connect.

Gabriel claimed

My grammar is awful today.

C-cute... I miss you how are you? How's school?
Oh I got kicked in my ribs...
Why would you give me pain when I all I want to do is hug you?
Why so simple? You're young and you should be more stylish.
Get some red Nikes and a fitted 49ers cap.

>It wasn't nice loli
What did he mean by this?

Reinhardt

Nice claim she takes all the D
Please don't drop any more chat logs.
I get really shy when people say that though...

Not the Koko from last year.

It's not a large time gap.

Maybe later.

Well, it was kinda dumb in my opinion, but thanks.

>not the whole bottle

I could kinda tell, have you tried anything else, like sleeping before a certain time?

why am i even still talking to you..?
That could be a problem then

Well it would end up one long story then right? Nah. I don't care for it I want to wear what I find comfortable. I'm not trying to impress anyone and I don't want those clothes.

Here to do something funny.
>taps shoulder
>kisses in front of everyone

I have to work tomorrow. And JD Honey mixes weird.

Good on you, maybe you can distract him

That's a lewd picture.
>Not that I'm complaining
I never found cards against humanity too amusing. Hope you're having fun though.

One of the properties that would make you cute, no?

I do try to but I don't tend to be able to sleep easily. I just kinda lay there and think and get depressed so I try to distract myself.

In a way yes. I plan on making several stories that connect to each other in subtle ways that allow you to piece together a more mysterious side of an otherwise normal story. I love subtlety.

Because I feel like it. I mean, you're lewding my girlfriend the whole time
it's like a cute catchphrase really. There will always be people who will think it's cancer tho
absolute madman