/hoc/

>rags edition

>rags

are the Blue Jackets this years meme team like the Panthers last year?

>tfw not a jackets fan

>Perry
>Chimping out


>I have no argument so I'll attack his typo
kystbqh

>rags

>raggots
>rugs
>rugglers
>ragatoni

The bluefaggots streak ends Thursday. You can thank the pens now or later.

yeah he was tired of living in a zoo so he faked his death and started playing hockey

If duplicate digits Laine wins Rocket

>rags
>finnish goaltending

>rags

How about no

>pants

>66
>he's the next lemieux

>ecf matchup preview thursday
o bby

I'd be butthurt too if I had to live in Pittsburgh.

>avs on the pp
>give up 2 chances
>collide at center ice and hurt each other
>no scoring chances
wew

Laine wins rocket and Ristolainen wins Norris

Anaheim plays in the west, you silly burger

3+20=23
Leads the Sabres in points
Forget the Norris this man deserves Hart

what does analslime have to do with pit/cbj?

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>hart trophy
>to a defenseman

WEW lad

>finnish delusions

Digits for Rielly Smith elite

The only way pit/cbj ecf happens is if one ends up as a wild card.

if erik karlsson couldn't win last year, this mongol fuck sure as hell has no chance

>playing rested Bob at home
Okay

>leads the Sabres in points
You're saying that like it's impressive

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Thank you for Risto Finland :^)

>muh divisions
BUTTMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We're coming for you Povertysburgh

MacCarron is too tall pls nerf

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT

>"Literal who's"
AND YET THEY KEEP SCORING!

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

the blowjackets are a nice story and all, but they lack a truly elite forward, the kind of player that every cup winning team has had in this era.

GET IN LAD

>Ducks limited to only 13 shots.
>Bernier scored on by Terry.

>Californian hockey
Stop this meme Buttman

Are we, dare I say it, cup contenders?

>hasb fans thinking all those literal whos scoring is a sustainable way to win

lmaoing pretty hard right now to be desu.

JAGR TIED WITH MESSIER

Jagr tying Messier in points

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#1 FOR ALL REASONABLE PURPOSES

>frogs are actually bragging about scoring on one of the worst goalies in the league

>ducks

One douchebag passes another

What canadian team are you supporting, anglocuck?

Does it have 46 points yet ;^)

>mad
>at grandpa reddit

and yet canacucks still think they have the greatest hockey players ever

CANUCKS VS JETS

What do you think lads? Would this ducks team have put up more than 13 shots?

JAGR FOR THE GAME WINNER AND TO BEAT MARK MESSIER DIGITS CONFIRM

Jagr and Howe are the 1 and 2nd best player of all time

Mad Philthyfag spotted

is JAGR elite?

best ever

considering how far and above Gretzky is over everybody I think it's fair to say Canada has the singular best

LAINE!

Jagr is a bust
Don't fall for the czech memes

>9 out of the top 10 all time scorers are Canadian
Well...

it's getting pretty loud at the Panthers game even though nobody's there

jetski was an era babby

Czech the 2nd all time

If you take every good Finn and put them together, they wouldn't even add up to an iota of Jagr.

CANUCKS VS JETS

Literally the GOAT

>tfw he played his first NHL game when I wasn't even 5 yet
>I'm now 30 and he's still playing

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Yeah, Jargs been busting for the last 4 years.
>s-super slow motion bust though

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it took him up to his mid 40s to bust.
took awhile

>1994
>year i was born
>jagr in the league longer than my life

soon.

Carried by a Finn

>Cam Manletson
>not elite

pick one

kek

where did all the avs fans go?

What would /hoc/ say is the average amount of development for a player after he hits the nhl? Do they get say, 50% better after being signed to a good team? Less? More?

got buried in the snow

too soon. the US media hasn't even been reporting on this. it doesn't even have its own hashtag yet for fucks sake.

Really going to depend on the coaching staff and the system in place.

A good junior player could bust in the NHL, as a poor junior player could be the next Toews.

So i'm going to go with 200%

last 3 digits is how many poiints the jackets get

depends on their age, position

a 22 year old dman or goalie out of the AHL still has room to develop, especially in the case of the goalie. a 22 year old forward, not so much

what fans? they're broncos fags. no one here gives a shit about the avs.

piping hot meme

too fresh for normans

Hibernating till next year.

Srsly tough I moved here recently and I haven't gotten a single half off pizza the day after they win. At least in Tampa I got a free big Mac now and then.

some goalies don't hit their primes until their 30's. Look at Tim Thomas

there were more of them last season, and they always got buttblasted whenever you said their management was the worst in the league

Tim Thomas got a brain parasite that caused him to go crazy. He's the exception.

That joke of a team doesn't deserve any fans. Joe Sakic is the first guy that managed to bust after his career was already over.

will the russian mob ever release his family?

>brain parasite that caused him to go crazy
Way to disrespect our president, faggot

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Officially not a bust

yup, goalies have the longest development cycle for sure. it's also the most volatile development cycle. in recent times look at someone like matt murray, it took him until his draft+2 season to post just barely decent stats in the juniors. now he's in the NHL at 22

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WHEELER! what a handsome man

Imagine how good he could be if he actually got in shape

>4/10 skinnyfat quentin tarantino lookalike
>get 10/10 russian model
gold digger