I called off work to masturbate, /cel/ general

i called off work to masturbate, /cel/ general

Me too user, two days in a row! My penor is getting kinda sore though but I've seriously nutted like 14-15 times in less than 24 hours. How many loads have you blown?

Yall need Jesus

I need logs of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole.

Attaboy!

I once was looking at scat porn at work and couldn't take it so left without telling my boss. I went home and blew my load then went back to work. My boss fired me though. Now I work from home and jerk off to lesbian shit eating bitches while getting paid.

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I will leave you to your masturbation. Carry on young believer

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>/cel/ general
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Is that Taylor Swift on the left?

/cel alludes to a non existent celebrity board... So it's a general celebrity thread... Fucking leave if you can't figure that out.

Thought you meant celibate. Sorry fam.

fapping for Taylor, post moar

call some escorts they will make you shoot proper loads then you feel better

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l-lewd

Let's go retro.

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someones salty this morning. didn't get laid?

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holy shit

I love stroking for Taylor. Anyone wanna get lewd with me for her?

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who dat

oh i just realized this is a cel thread. nvm then she isnt famous

you're still under arrest

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what drug are you on?

nice repost

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