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Warriors vs. Jazz Game Thread
rudy gobert will dunk on curry
You look like Dante Exum
Trips and Draymond tears groin muscle
lmao
>6 minutes
>4-2
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
This Warriors/Jazz game is bizarro world. Nobody can hit a shot, and JaVale McGee just went behind the back on a fast break...
>tfw bet on warriors over 54.5 points in the first half
Welp time to tell my kids they aren't getting christmas presents this year
Lmao are those real tattoos? He's a pretty boy, he shouldn't have done that.
I Bet this sounded funny in your head
I'm calling a Jazz win/upset, but only by 3 pts
these announcers keep talking about how good the warriors' defense has been this year
I get that their opponents have a lot of possessions because they score so much, but haven't they been pretty shitty defensively?
I want curry to handle my balls so smoothly..
Their bad defense is a meme. They arent the best at defending big men but KD and Javale help alleviate that, and Dray has been clutch. Their perimeter D is always great. Their steal game is legit
Their defense is 6/10 at best.
espn.com
Utah has a statistically more effective defense than Golden State. GSW only has their high scoring-low minute margins working for them in this game.
4th in defensive efficiency?
sportingcharts.com
everybody thought the defense would be shit w/o bogut, so almost anything would over perform expectations
Healthy Jazz are unironically the 2nd best team in the West.
NBA is lucky they never are.
No, they are pretty good at preventing teams from shooting well from outside. They have issues against elite post players and rebounding. But they're banking on JaVale McGee to help out there.
>utah took out le based white boi
;__;
i want this meme to end
gimme a stream please. leddit is ded.
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strikeout dot mobi
obliged gentlemen.
Reddit is down. Is it cool if I chill with you guys?
This is the WCF preview.
courtesy upvote for you
How do i change my flair?
what is a is ceiling Sup Forums, all-star or superstar tier?
he's already become pretty elite as a defender
but he needs to up that offensive game
What's that?
Who's ready for a 75-68 final score?
Why is KD such a bitch?
Why are the Jazz so ignored? They're clearly a top 10 team but it seems as though nobody pays attention to them.
curry need to take more 3s, he doesn't have that confident like he use to anymore..
How would you proceed to improve Javale?
Needs a go-to post move or midrange jumper to keep defenders honest. Would become #1 C in the league.
Impact wise he's already a top10-15 player. The man is dominant.
Truly the Kansas City of football/baseball
cuz ppl hate mormons
no fans, same with bucks (also a top 10 team when healthy)
who else thinks utah needs to bring back the old jerseys?
this is true
Klassik Klay
Warriors are so damn reckless with the ball sometimes. It's only OK because they have more talent than everybody else.
I had totally forgotten Jason Kidd was the coach of the bucs. That's how nondescript they are.
are utah jazz the last team left for us white ppl?
No
Utah should start drafting only the best white talent and have the only all-white team in the league.
too bad we're here anyway
KD has been loyal to his team since the last time the Cubs won the worlds eries
Gobert asserting his dominance
this. Those bucks like jersey are awful
...
> skin is colored
> I-I'm white guys!
Haha epic picture friend!
Have an upboat :^)
edit: thanks for the gold kind sir!!!
who /9gag/ here
Westbrook MVP/ Gobert DPOY is a win for Basketball.
For the good of the game this needs to happen.
that's not how we talk you literal dummy
Dirk has to come out of retirement
>tfw reddit is down
Draymond is DPOY. Shit, he should have been MVP last year, and I'm only half memeing.
Hello
Who /ROOT? network?
BASED Rocky Mountain jerseys are GOAT Jizz jerseys
man, hood is ugly
>literal dummy
>not nigger loving penis pincher
You have to go back
>Utah gives the "Jazz" back to New Orleans, and Bourbon Streets stay open for a year to celebrate
>Michael gifts the Bobcat franchise to Salt Lake, and every one is happy
I can dream
Jizz aren't a big market team
haven't been relevant in like a decade
haven't been great since Malone/Stockton
so everyone has been sleeping on them for a long while
Cant wait for the WCF when the Warriors will have to deal with Utah Jazz that has a healthy Hill, Favors and Burks.
I don't watch basketball, redpill me on the Warriors.
The best.
What is the point of watching Warriors games? Every game will be the same. Green monster stat line. Durant insane efficiently and high scoring. Klay and curry chuck up tons of threes . Score 120+ and destroy every team they face
the Red Sox of shootyhoops. unstopppable, literally no way they don't win the 2017 championship
That's unironically untrue.
Jizz won't be big market until the Sonics go back to Seattle
>fuck Vancouver
their powerlevel peaked last season
durant made them a worse team because no defense
> Red Sox
haha well meme'd lad
Just rename them the Utah Rockies and be done with it
>tfw playing myleague on 2k17 and renaming Utah the Rockies and Memphis the Express
they have 5 aces and the best lineup in snoreball. they win win the world series easily
Literal faggots.
The Cockshits could easily beat them this season if it's them in the WCF. Dubs won't be able to stop le free throw man without the interior D that Bogut created and all the 3 shooters that surround him.
>stealing a pro mlb team name
yeah that not cool
>yfw rodney hood misses both FTs
Stick to apehoop m8.
Utah Bees
>Jazz trying to play the most boring game of basketball ever played
first time watching a game on NBA tv and the UI is wack!
>Express
>not the Blues or Grind
>UI
what did he mean by this?
>Memphis Blueballs
>Memphis Cockgrinders
/r/nba back up
user interface...didn't know stupid people browsed here
Draymond needs to learn some self-control.
Doubt he ever will, though.
nba tv has a mobile app? well i didn't know sorry
That team enables him because he is their real rah-rah leader.
stick to being a fucking useless bong. baseball/basketball is the patrician combo
Congrats
Jesus has answered your prayers
Let's go warriors
well done
wew