tfw even escort rejected you

> tfw even escort rejected you

lul

Iktf, when I tried to lose virginity desperately I was rejected by a prostitute and we spent all night drinking and talking and she offered "staying friends". Not a bad thing actually, I don't have any other friends or a gf so she sometimes makes me company to go to movies or concerts.

>when you're literally the beta orbiter of a prostitute

Are you Arab? I heard prostitutes reject Arab men in Europe even if they pay more

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Ouch...

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>be Russian
>get friendzoned by prostitute

This can not be real Sergei

How does this even happen?

fake

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Blyat what the fuck man?
Ehh. Ive seen worse. Met a whore once with a bf. Not sure how that works

>Getting friendzoned by a hooker.

>Not sure how that works
He loves the money she brings more than her. Common sense lad.

this is a really funny joke, who said russians can't be funny!

>gf gets fucked by other guys daily
>this is ok

op here, well at least you have a female friend ( if you are telling the truth), all i get is rejection soon as they see me. Should never listen to the escort meme.

There's literally nothing wrong with letting your gf fuck other guys.

Shitty bait but it could work on Sup Forums

gib french gf
i want to make little normans with her

I don't feel friendzoned because I do not dream of any relationship with a hooker and don't even want to be friends with benefits because she is too "dirty" for me and probably has HIV. But I actually enjoy going to places like skating rinks or aquaparks where she takes me (she always pays for herself btw) and where I never would go alone. I have unrequited love with other person — my doctor (picrel). But we discuss only consistency of my feces and how often I poo, I don't know how to turn this talks in a romantic way.

Oh ok. Ill note that down

>But we discuss only consistency of my feces and how often I poo
>I don't know how to turn this talks in a romantic way.
Kek. I dont think you can go back from that

Don't worry, mate. I have friendzoned a Russian girl, so the cosmic balance is mantained.

>??????
How can you get rejected by a hooker
They only want your money
Unless you are poor

Maybe he is a Muslim

What's the problem being Muslim?
He gets rejected because of his religion?
That doesn't make any sense

ITT: newfags

you can't be real

>How can you get rejected by a hooker
it's not the regular hooker but high level escort, they choose their client because they have so much demand. Basically before the meeting she checked you and can say no, that's what happened to me. Im not even ugly, im fit and young (27). Fucking whore

Are all Russian prostitutes that chill?
I want to have a cool Russian platonic female friend when I go visit.

I only fucked 40 euros pussies so i had no idea those kind of hookers exist

I was rejected it's me posted above. She was very drunk and said I'm not in the mood to have sex now and started crying and whining about her life instead. I couldn't get any erection in such circumstances to rape her at least. Sure I didn't pay her money for that night because I hadn't any fug.

Same here man, except I'm 26.

I was told that I will have a hard time finding a girl because younger guys, especially fit ones, have too much stamina. Most escorts prefer old fat guys with tiny dicks for easy money.

Where the fuck did you even find her?

Was she a low cost hooker lol?
How much were you going to pay?

You just have to ask for a quicky
Tell her that if she does a good job the faster she will get her money
Unless you pay her for the hour which is the most common in my country

>tfw live in a country where prostitution is illegal
>will remain a virgin forever
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIFE IS TRULY STRANGER THAN FICTION

Randomly, I was driving through town at night and she stood with raised hand on sidewalk. I thought she was hitchhiking and stopped to give a ride but she said that she is prostutute and came on call and nobody opened door and client don't take the phone so she is looking for another one. I thought it was my chance and took her home. She asked 3000 rub for a night (now $50 at that time $100) I didn't research market so don't know if it's a good price but for me it was reasonable because she was in early 20's and good looking.

Have you tried with any other whores since or has the whole experience ruined it for you?

>I'm gay

she's pretty

Is prostitution considered a crime against nature in your cunt?

I fucked negress in USA. She had weird smell and pink feet and palms. I feeled zoophiliac fucking an ape.

kek

Does five dollar footlong have s different connotation in Greece?

We don't have subway in Greece.

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This is too fucking much, this is fucking ridiculously funny

That's her pimp. That guy has dozens of "gfs"

Why would you fuck a negress?
You wanted to be like Danila from Brother 2?

Anyways, you have to be very lucky with black girls, most are ghetto and smelly, but there's some real qt ones too.

coal minners btfo!

>tfw funyy russian user is shitposting
>tfw im not

one day i'll be dead and everything will be over

Tell me your tale then Frenchman

nah i know you guys will laugh at me, i know how pathetic im, i should never tried to contact beautiful escort, this was a mistake, im a mistake.

Come on kop1, catharsis is good.

come to america you stupid fucking frog
you can BAGUETTE literally any girl you want no matter how autistic and rude you are
just play up your accent

Maybe i will laugh, maybe i will feel sad, maybe both, depends how bad it was

holy fuck ivan

My 2D husbando has a gf
>tfw cucked by a drawing

Just wanted to put a mark on my checklist, I don't have any fetish on black girls. Now when fucklist is finished (only thicc latina left untried) I want to try all the drugs except injectables, but too afraid of dying from NBOMEs.
Not a single lie in this thread. My only friend is a whore and I dream about relationship with infectionist but too shy to ask her out after discussing color and texture of my poo.

>now $50 at that time $100
This is the funniest part of your post.

>she sometimes makes me company to go to movies or concerts
Hope, you don't pay for it....

He already said earlier she pays for herself

>tfw never even tried to ask a girl out

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same desu

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just go a gf(bic related) ama
anddon forget to bee urself

> be yourself
You want us to keep being an autistic beta fag? 0/10 shitty advice

What the fuck is this?

my gf

If that's your gf, than this is mine.

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Fucking hell man

What's wrong with you cunts

Just ask a girl out go drinking with her

Badabing badaboom

You are no longer a virgin

But if she's so easy, where's the value of conquering her? Anyone can do it.

>literally friendzoned by a slav prostitute

Theres more wen then men in russia wtf

Captain Tunisia and his white slave.

why are russian posters so fucking good?

>checking out escorts online
>"native finns only"
and people say racism doesn't exist

Must be difficult being a Swede in Finland.

Do you pay for her cinema/concert ticket? If not then it's ok in my book

Same.

>got raped so not a vrigin
pretty good feel lads

How do you find a prostitute? I would go to one but have no idea where to find them

Only once. I took LSD and wanted to trip while watching Power Rangers in 3D and she said that it's weird shit for kids and refused to go. So I resulted in bribing her with paying all expenses like ticket, popcorn, fuckloads of beer, taxi and stuff because I didn't want to go alone. Every other time we pay for ourselves separately.

Isn't any black girl wandering on streets after dark a prostitute in USA?

I actually live in a city with a lot of black people. I'll just find one and ask if she wants sexy time

As I was told by prostitute patrons you need to ask if she works in police first. Cops can't lie on duty and will tell if they are. I don't know why do this though, seems seeking for paid love is a crime in USA (at least in Florida where I have been)

>tfw too escorts have asked me to go out after having sex
>tfw still live with my mom so I had to reject them

Did I do right, Sup Forums?

I'm 30 years old...

>Cops can't lie on duty and will tell if they are.
>he fell for the "we have rights" meme

two escorts*

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It doesn't.

They asked you out on a date?

Yeah, they both told me something like "we should go out somewhere later if you wish".

They even offered me their personal numbers.

Fuckin a whore so good she wants more is pretty alpha but you kinda killed it with
>tfw still live with my mom so I had to reject them