open the door and see this?
what do?
open the door and see this?
what do?
Murder
fuck off g hannelius guy
Do a 360 and go right out the door. I'm not a faggot
i whip my cock out and start fucking him, next fucking question
>360
spit in my hand
slap him in the faggot face and jam a fire poker up his shit pipe.
Pee on him to show dominance
...
you clearly never took a fucking math class, you can't be this dumb... if you went 360 degrees you'd literally run your dick right into his ass, I think you meant 180 degrees
>newfag
Eat ass
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>me imagining someone walking into their house, seeing butthole, doing a Michael Jackson heel-spin, and moonwalking out the door.
Close the door and walk away.
Turn around and leave. I've obviously wandered into Trump's suite by mistake.
o shit nigga how da fuk u get in mah crib!
Insert dong.
Clearly my friends have gotten me another gay prostitute. I'll use the time they paid for to have him clean my apartment. Unless I'm particularly horny, then I'll fuck him I guess. A hole's a hole.
Dubs
...you mean 180 right?
Tie him up and edge him for a week.
Sit besides him and wait for someone to fuck us both
Strike, Scream, Run
...
I would stand there confused, take my dick out and play with it to see if it gets hard. If hard I might move over to the boy and start jerking near is balls and ass, then touch his cock.
After that might fuck.
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Get mad because a faggot is in front of me! Then do a 180 and go back home to masturbate to traps and dick pics on Sup Forums.
kill yourself
This, BUT I'd Put A WIG On her
why? thats such a fucked up thing to say
Kill the intruder.
EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN!
>cuz sometimes when you need to GTFO, you need to GTFO in style!
"Jimmy, I see you got your job at the Apple store today!"
newfaggg
Check my compass. I'm clearly walking in circles! :D
why would you spit on your hand thats relaly gay man
sauce and moar
Put a bag on their head.
Insert penis.
Put double condoms on and fuck his aids ridden ass
lel fucking normie invasion
My state has castle doctrine, and if I opened the door and found this it must mean I was out of the house. I'd simply pull out my CC Glock 19 and empty the magazine into it's asshole.
newfag detected
you're so stupid, he said 360 then walk OUT the door,
so it doesn't matter how many degrees he turns if he's just going to walk out the door in the end
Penis -> Anus
What is moonwalking for $1000 Alex
Close door.
Piss on his doo doo hole!
Kill myself
ez
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Sniff, lick and dick.
Do a 180 and moonwalk away
go and play meincraft
Lick.
>being this new
I'd eat that shitter like an apple fritter.
Then I'd do my damnedest to get that sissy faggot pregnant.
Chow down like diseases ain't even real
I probably would insert myself into that nice hole.
Vomit
Maneuver penis inside and move it back snd forth
Kek
>Never change Sup Forums
Even the first time this 360 and walk away joke was posted it was easy to see its satire. I don't care how new you are, are you really this fucking dumb?
who is this faggot again?
7/10
get my gun and tell him to get the fuck off my property
Bump for the sake of this thread.
trolled
would fist/10