Street Fight thread

Street Fight thread

How experienced are you?

Your best and worst encounters. Might also give out some of your encounter stories

Your best advice

It sounds like you've lost yours.

Lol lost mine? I've lost and won many. I grew up in Middle East man. This is a very monkey place

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Broke my nose 3 times in a fight, the first time, I feel unconscious for a minute, the second time I felt pity* while the other dude was on the ground and trying to defend himself using his legs and I let him go.
No fight started by me.
Was good though, learned much.

>Fell*

Headbutt the faggot

Get a gun. Shoot the faggot

No balls though, that's a one way to faggotry

eyes nose and throat. no amount of working out protects these areas. dig your nails in where you have to, try and get behind the eyes (dont just squish them) and make the first person you lay hands on the worst scene of the night. this does two things, it makes other motherfuckers think twice and it ensures you hurt at least one dude. go into any fight believing youre about to get your ass handed to you, that way once you understand you have nothing to lose, you stop holding back.

Only got into one, I'm big enough most people walk away. I was working graveyard at a gas station in southern Oregon and a lady came running up screaming "He's gonna kill me". I put her in the office to call 911 and "He" shows up. This guy was a tweaker from the Planet Tweakballs. His eyes were so big they looked like those cartoon pop out eyeballs. He tries to slide past me but I step to him. He reaches around his back and says " I gotta gun". I just hauled back and broke his jaw, lying little bitch didn't hardly even have a dick. He did however have about 2000 dollars on him and a nice bag of weed. He got a menacing charge for saying he had a gun so the broken jaw was a freebie for me, the cop said the word gun gave me permission. The guy kept trying to tell the cops I ripped him off but he couldn't talk real well. The weed was excellent and the money most welcome. In an aside, the girl was also arrested on an outstanding warrant and I got to sit back and chill the rest of my shift because the cops shut me down to investigate the whole thing. Best night at work ever.

Surrounded by a wild group of negroids latenite downtown.
I knew I was going to get surrounded, sucker punched, and ganged up on no matter what I tried to do.
Fought defensively and got a busted lip and a bloody nose, but I figured if I fought back too hard, their over-emotional wiring would kick in and they'd go full-out chimp on me.
I got beat up pretty good, but walked away with my wallet and my pride.

samefag here:

disclaimer: you will probably get arrested and charged with felonly adw:gbi (thats assault w a deadly weapon: intent to do great bodily injury) so dont fight unless you absolutely must and plead with the person not to make this happen. i live this way, ive talked my way out of plenty of fight and have been arrested for a few. no convictions tho as the people who still want to fight tend to be cowards with groups and police/da/ca wont push for charges when it was a lopsided fight to begin with.

Strike first. I'm from Canada and most bar fights start with guys pushing each other a few times before they actually start swinging.

Fuck that pussy shit.

Strike hard, in the face and do as much damage as you can because people are going to jump in, or at the very least pull you off the guy. You can KO a guy much bigger than you if you have any strength at all and you hit him good in the head a few times. Headbutts, groin kicks, aiming for the eyes - shit is all fine in the streets. Do whatever you gotta do. There is no honour in street fighting, guys will 2v1 or 3v1 you if they can. Win the fight and get out.

Veteran of 15+ bar fights.

Put vasaline on your face and make sure you've drank beforehand

Pics or it didn't happen larping edgelord faggots

Who the fuck takes pics while theyre fighting. U a cuck breh?

pics of what? im just telling people where to hit/scratch/kick/bite
someone.

I got jumped one night out behind a bar by the ex-boyfriend of a girl I was on a date with. I tripped and he racked himself on a power meter I was leaning on while she was having a smoke. She thought I did some Jackie Chan shit. All I did was trip. So if I had to give advice, be clumsy. It worked for me.

Mine took place in the days before everyone ran around with a camera on their phone you fucking millennial.

glasgow, guy jumped out behind me and put a chain round my neck, managed to get my hand in the way, turned round punched him in the throat then ran like shit, best scenario i've had in the street

Fought a lineman in highschool over some drunk bullshit. I danced around and floated like a butterfly and popped him. Then he figured out that he was a fucking lineman and tackled me and knocked two of my bottom front teeth out. We're best friends now.

Tip of the day, unless you are fucking trained just stay within your weight class.

Also, random fights with my older brother when I was in my athletic high school stage and he was in his coked out "I practice MMA stage". He put me in a headlock so I picked him up and slammed his ass in to the concrete. Adrenaline is a crazy thing.

Luckily I've managed to stay out of fights in college, that shits pointless unless you know what your doing. Otherwise it's just a bunch of wild swings and lucky hits.

Experience:
> father was prison guard, and taught me a few things
> mother was skilled at Judo, also taught me a few things
> took wrestling in school
> took just less than a year of MMA classes three times a week
> body conditioning is good and I can take hits really well
> first time I lost a fight was in junior school to a senior
> last time was 5 on 1 in a parking lot

I'm average height and build, and non-violent by nature. I am however a firm believer that one should be able and prepared to defend themselves and others as a civic duty to those who cannot.

Story:
> be new to hs
> poor kid is being bullied by group in back field
> pushes, slaps, nothing too violent
> he's visibly upset and I was walking past on my way home
> I just said "Stop"
> the group seemed confused
> I walked over and escorted him back to the school
> I had been a loner myself, and the following day I was confronted
> "You should pick your friends better" yadda yadda yadda
> I said "we aren't friends, I just don't like people being assholes"
> mfw this is where buddy thought grabbing me by the collar was a good idea
> I was out of his grip, and had struck him hard and fast enough to knock him into the vending machine before he realised it
> all on camera.. Principle didn't give me any flak for defending myself
> nobody bothered me again

>Larping fatass doesn't realize street fights are almost always filmed with phones
U even worldstarhiphop?

And yes, im on shitchan so im a cuck/fag/nigger/neet by default. But at least i don't larp as something im not.

scars?

None related to the fight. I guess you can take comfort in the fact that I don't really have anything to gain or lose by making the whole thing up except the approval or disapproval of other random fuckwads on Sup Forums.

you'd be surprised the lengths to which faggots will go for this, up to and including posting incriminating pictures of someone they've murdered

lmao

Was a fatty when i went to school and got bullied a lot so i got into a lot of fights because i wouldn't take shit, lost pretty much all fights until i hit puberty when i was 14. Grew tall, gained strength and started going to kickboxing classes and started fucking people up whenever they talked shit. Best fight was with some faggot called Adam he was calling me fat and throwing shit at me during a lesson and when we walked out the class he shoved me in the face and called me a fat cunt so i punched him with everything i had and he dropped like a sack of shit so i just started hammering on his face. Best feeling ever. Dont fight anymore because i've got kids so try to avoid all conflict when im out clubbing and shit

cuck confirmed lmao at world star.

Yeah i tell my friends to film me when I fight. You should kill yourself now.

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Canadian donnybrooks are the best. Was drinking at some shithole in Alberta, oil town, it was all good fun, talking shit, started with pushing and getting in eachothers faces. I swung first at this hick motherfucker, he gave better than he took, i fell into a bar stool, it broke and the bartender told us to take it outside. His buds came out, and some trucker came with me, 3 on 2, we had a brawl, i broke my nose, busted my eyebrow eye swelled shut, first dude got knocked flat by the trucker and it started to trun into a grapple, took some kicks. Wouldn't say it was even, Hell, i think I lost that one, but after we shook hands and bought a bottle.

Was good fun.

90% of non whites carry a knife
The other 10% carry a gun
Just shoot or stab them user

Not really a street fight but my friend & I beat the shit out of a local junkie for breaking into my elderly neighbor's house & stealing $100. He was a special needs kid from my high school named Robbie (people called him Rob Dog because he'd bark if you said it). His parents kicked him out of the house 3 years after graduation & he started doing crack with his homeless friends. We knew where he hung out, found him a beat the shit out of him. Pretty sure we broke his nose & gave him a concussion. However, he hit my friend on the bottom lip with the back of his big ass head when we were taking him down. I knee'd him in the face & punched him in the stomach a few times. My friend punched & elbowed him in his temple. We stopped because he started crying like a little kid. Felt kinda bad afterwards, he puked & his face was dripping blood & continued to sniffle as he walked away but that I stopped feeling bad went when I saw my neighbor's broken window again. Still to this day we're not 100% sure it was even him but he was the only one we figured would do that because he was caught looking in mailboxes a few streets down from us.

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bump for /real/ stories/experiences, i'll type up another 1 or 2 times i've thrown down

sad shit

I've been in 5 fights, I've not lost yet, wich makes me afraid to loose. They say you have to loose some to become a man, better pick a fight with a professional.

Lol who the fuck does MMA

Bunch of gay sex position classes

Have been a bouncer for 2 years.

Seen and been in a lot of fights. Used to have multiple fights every night but violence in my city has calmed down a bit now, only maybe one a week on average.

I feel like I've had so many situations I can't pick and choose any, so feel free to AMA.

Some advice I would give is always be aware of cameras, when possible aim to have your back always toward a wall - not the open street, always make an effort (or appear to make an effort for the cameras and witnesses) to de-escalate a fight so that you are not seen as the aggressor if police ever get involved.

Been in a few fights. I'm 5'6" and the tallest dude I fought was 6'6". I won but because I struck first and. A few tips.

Strike first - you start the fight and you finish.

There is no same in a fight so do whatever to win.

Learn how to get hit. I broke my nose in a fight and have damaged fingers and busted up my lips. Taking a beating is as important as giving one.

Don't stand there and talk shit. You either decide to throw the first punch or run away. Running your mouth just means you're giving him the chance to start it.

There is ZERO shame in running away. Not getting beat up is actually a pretty great thing.

If the dude is a fatter or more muscular than you either punch for the jaw grab from behind and choke. DO NOT go the floor and grapple unless that's your thing.

Also, don't be scared of tall motherfuckers.

I'm 6'10", 250lbs, and /fit/ but not a musclehead.

I take martial arts as a hobby, those skills do not translate to a real fight at all, don't rely on them, you will get hurt.

My height is a huge disadvantage in fights, even if I have longer reach, I'm fairly fast on my feet but my height has been a constant disadvantage.

I used to get in fights as a kid up until about highschool when I learned some self control. I was a lot bigger (read taller and fatter) than other kids so I usually won.

The best tip is not to let them get you on the ground because thats less an opportunity to run or step around their punches and thats where a fight can become a beatdown.

Most people don't do boxing style punches, they just kinda throw their arms like a kid would. The best tactic for these is to avoid getting hit and hit back as hard and as often as you can until they cant stand, then beat them on the ground until they are hurt or knocked out. If it comes to grappling, go for their neck or their chin. Try to control their head. If you are trying to kill then, stomp or punch their throat.

>gay sex position classes
What better way to learn how to fuck a guy (up).

Not if you grapple, striking there is a disadvantage because you have point of diminishing returns where you are too slow and uncoordinated.
But grappling? those leverages, man, armbars are a weakness though.

In every fight I've had, I've made a point to avoid grapples. My main martial arts discipline is Judo, and yes, it's my strong point. But again, street fights never unfold in a predictable manner. Grapples can get messy, and I feel like I have more control when both parties are on their feet.

make strong punches dont push to start a fight ...if he aggressive in your bubble its fight or flight ...my strats is i always hold on to them with their ...then throw hard punches with free hand they are always off balance cause im holding on to them swaying them around...dont fight with sandals ...and if you are loosing say mercy and hopefully hell get off..

This is very true, but if you got judo skills, why not just smash them into the planet and stay standing?

6"7' Sup Forumstard here. 100% second the fact height is a disadvantage. its always been the thing that has fucked me in a fight. i can lift, and if i grapple im fine, but the size makes the hits slower than someone of 5"7'. rapid little cunts they are

On the other hand, you got way more damage per strike (that actually lands that is).

Thats why you always take it to the ground

yeahh true. i know i can hit hard, its just landing the hits. best part about fighting a smaller person though is how light they are. won fights by literally throwing people into walls and the ground. havent had a decent fight for years though. not since i got /fit/

Again, it's more of my personal style I guess, it just /feels/ like I would be giving up the advantage to try to close into a throw, I mean, one lucky hit and I could go down, I like to keep myself on a good footing.

I've chokeslammed niggas in a fight before, and I've managed reversals when they try to grab at my collar, but in my experience my martial arts skills just don't translate very well in a fight.

On the mats, I'm a beast, in the streets, well it's a different game, I'm not some hulking godmode, if anything I always feel like my opponent has the upper hand. I fight cautiously, I am one huge target.

>be me at bar with friends
>go outside sand see guy beating the shit out of himself
>start fighting with him
>start massive anarcho-whatever the fuck terrorist organization
>???
>no profit (don't need it anymore)

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Moar plez.

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real shit

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I'm a Sakura main but I mostly spam shoryus and hadoukens

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I fist fight 3/4 times a week for a hobbie. I have a normal life.

I was in a street fight last week while visiting ft lauderdale for work. I had taken clients out for drinks and was outside smoking waiting for my uber. 3 niggers walk up to me and tell me I am going to give them my wallet....NO, fuck you. One takes a swing I duck it and hit him in the jaw. Once he went down the other two immediately ran towards me. I was not feeling like fighting 2 big niggers so go to jump the fence about 10' behind me. I am halfway over a 6' fence and they grab me by the legs and pull hard. My face smashed in to the concrete. I just remember holding on to my wallet with both hands while they were kicking me. A couple of guys in the bar came running out and chased them off. My face looked like hamburger meat mostly from smashing in to the concrete.....but I kept my wallet.

fucking niggers

Sakura fucking sucks. Ibuki is better

been in one fight. Was really drunk and got my ass completely handed to me. Broken nose, two black eyes, inside of my mouth all fucked and bloody. Shit sucked. Didnt feel any pain while fighting, felt it all the next 10 days

>makes claims
>no evidence to substantiate said claims
>asked for evidence
>Claims to have evidence but still doesn't post it.
You're a special kind of retard.