Storytime

Storytime

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Sure why not. Are there consenting adults in it?

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just do it, now!

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dis gonna be good, bump for more

>pizza
oh dear

Technically, I suppose there are.

It's happening

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That was quick

that escalated quickly

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Just one more cancerous SJW production from Obama's America.

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You are ridiculous.

Why cancer?

>until one day...

>"So what do you like to do?"
>"Oh, I like dancing, making pizza, and schlicking the fuck out of my slutty cunt!"

No shit

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I can fap to this.

>yet

Oh no

Nice.

>...in a world

Kek
Excellent timing

Is she looking for her purse?

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>cancerous SJW
Teaching retards that they shouldn't masturbate in public is not exactly SJW type shit, that would be more like teaching us to accept that retards masturbate in public and that we are ableist.

fap fap fap

Not cancerous when you can fap.

Mmmmmm, tard pussy

Yeah, her cock purse.

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FUcking CIS scum, not all females have vaginas and breasts.

This is one twisted tard

We should be able to castrate the retarded

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Fapfapfapfapfap

this is getting better

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Ellie also lets the older man next door have sex with Ellie because he gives her candy and new CDs with music Ellie likes.

Good girl, Ellie.

>Bla bla same old boring unoriginal edgy opinion

of course it's a fucking nigger

> castrate a female
> wat

Why would you volunteer to be castrated?

Point number A: Who the fuck uses the word "buttocks"

Point number B: Why does the author treat the dick and balls as seperate?

Or do some women have balls but not penises or something?

>Ellie knows some things are PRIVATE.
Ah the naivety of a children's book. I guess the part about the NSA watching her through her own webcam and tracking her browsing history didn't make the final cut.

muh dick

ship when?

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Oh, so she's a nigger lover.
Nah, I'm good now.

Ellie likes black cock, that's normal for white girls.

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bump, I need more

Probably cause it'll be funny to see your face when they do you next

She looks like she's ready to render final judgment on her genitals.

Because he's retarded

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Don't act stupid. You can very easily sterilize a female

Except for some states that have passed laws requiring men to cover their nipples with man-bras when they go swimming or otherwise topless.

>What are ovaries and how do they work.

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>Everyone hides their private zones in public
Except feminists, obviously.

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pleas be real

Is it really edgy? Is it so horrible to think we should stop a cancer before it spreads

wrong font. nice try though.

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This is my private penis.

Retard

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cas·trate
ˈkaˌstrāt/
verb
1.
remove the testicles of (a male animal or man).
synonyms: neuter, geld, cut, desex, unsex, sterilize, fix, alter, doctor; archaicemasculate
"many of these colts are castrated"
noun
1.
a man or male animal whose testicles have been removed.

retard
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ELLIE GRINDS.
GRIND, ELLIE, GRIND!

What in the absolute FUCK is this

Used to have a formal penis for going out, but I lent it to my roommate and now I dont

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Why doe Elle look like she's slightly retarded?

A bit of fun.

It appears to be a nice book written to explain to retarded kids not to finger themselves in public. If you've never met a retard, be aware, they masturbate. A lot. Often in public.

She has learned to partially conceal her full retardation.

wew good gray center light fade background choice to highlight the dark, serious nature of touching one's genitalia

Because she is in the book you imbecile

I came

This book is clearly working to stop autistic girls from joining the porn industry and being liberated womyn

She even has a tissue box

You really are retarded if you think getting your shit chopped is worth a few minutes of mild amusement.