>character is a russian scientist
>he's pragmatic and reckless
Character is a russian scientist
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>"you know how to use this?"
>"I can take care of myself"
>alcoholic and a genius with a body of work that would shame an institute
>Protagonist is a big name actor who's in danger in the first 5 minutes of the movie
>Supposed to believe there is even a 1% chance they actually die in the first 5 minutes
Dumb frogposters
>character is a russian hacker
>he's invincible
>only one scientist is capable of this
>he's a crazy hermit living in the desert
>Alcoholic character
>He isn't fat
>character passes out
>next scene is first person blurry vision
>he didn't watch Triple 9
>>Alcoholic character
>he's somehow /fit/ as fuck
>character is homosexual
>he's not promiscuous and is able to sustain relationships for more than a week
You can be if you drink pure alcohol like vodka. Beer, wine and ciders are calorie bombs
there's a reason for that cliché. a number of geniuses really do become crazy survivalist hermits.
You're bunch of cowboys
Well sure but an alcoholic might not have the best discipline
>drink alcohol all the time
>be dehydrated
>somehow be /fit/
no
>Protagonist works in a minimum wage job
>His best friend is an unemployed weed smoker.
Name 5. Artists don't count
Is it any good?
I loved it
It's overly gritty and humourless, but yeah
every time, like a clockwork
>Character is trying to quit smoking
>"I thought you quit"
>"it's not possible"
>"no, it's necessary"
But lesbians can do that.
> Womanizing, alcoholic character goes sober
> His wife says "I liked him better the old days, at least he could take a joke"
>*epic music starts playing*
Scene ruined.
half a liter of vodka = 1150 kcal
>Male character meets up with female due to circumstances
>They start bonding after like two days
>Scene of them violently fucking under bedsheets
EVERY FUCKING TIME THIS HAPPENS
STOP