Used women are better bargains than new ones. Did you know brothels are a source of well-maintained, women in their mid-to-late-twenties you can buy cheaper than from a human trafficker?
You might be turned off by the thought of numerous strangers having previously ravished your wife-to-be, but Kiplinger says if you can get past that stigma, buying a gal from a whorehouse could mean significant savings:
We compared prices for a generic blue-eyed blonde sex worker in Nevada, Amsterdam, and Ukraine. As a benchmark, we used the Silkroad Fair Purchase Price—what you might expect to pay a reputable human trafficker—for a good-condition 28 year-old with about 1,200 partners, who in late April was $17,716.
The lowest price was in Ukraine, where a blonde went for $16,000. She was $17,600 in Nevada and $17,999 in Amsterdam. Prices for some other ladies we checked, including Asians, Hispanics, Brazilians, and Ukrainians, in a variety of body types, also showed savings—sometimes slim, sometimes huge. A Ukrainian hooker had 2,500 partners and was 15% below the Silkroad Fair Purchase Price.
Brothels are quick to point out that the women they offer for sale go through frequent inspections and medical checkups. They all provide a report on the woman’s history (e.g., through Whorefax) and offer a range of body types, hair colors, and skintones, and some let you do an extended "test-drive" of several days, during which you can (and should) have a doctor look at her.
It’s another option if you don’t want to haggle for a bride with a trafficker or other seller.
