Hey Sup Forums
> You decide to finally have a baby
> Kid gets downs syndrome
> Realize your life is fucked because you have to care for this person for the rest of your life.
what to do?
Hey Sup Forums
> You decide to finally have a baby
> Kid gets downs syndrome
> Realize your life is fucked because you have to care for this person for the rest of your life.
what to do?
Abort in utero. They test for that
if you kill the kid you can get out in 25 years, still better than life
just chose a state with good prisons
stack your Kindle with Russian Literature and you are good to go
Why dont just throw him in the sewer somewhere no one will see you and tell your wife he is missing?
too many security cameras nowadays
>The sewer
>Security cam
Wow big brother must have been real good at his job
how to reach the sewer without going tru one CCTV?
dissolving its body is not easy as in movies
An hero
You dont need to dissolve him, you just have to throw him into the sewer, and tell everyone else he fell in, and they believe you since ur the father
>give up for adoption
jee that was difficult
that's why you need to get a genetical exam of the amnios if your wife is over 35 years old
Find farm. Find pigs. ????. Prophet.
parents who don't abort a child with down syndrome should be charged with bullying, because that dumb fuck is gonna get bullied all day every day.
i do not live in new delhi
from the appartment to underground level has many cameras
police do investigate specially in retarded babies deaths
they take it?
anyway you would have to deal with family members judging you
jail still better if few niggers there
Cot death, straight up. It's cruel to allow a person to live as a mongoloid
Drown him in the bathtub say it was an accident
they investigate and you can still get a small sentence
I would burn my fingertips and try to run away and start new family if it is firstborn
becaming amish
Keep the kid
Call him/her Lump
See how kid goes on in life
Any fuck ups swap my dummy with another downs kid
They all look the same, no one would know
Who's gonna listen to these kids, they're retarded, probably having an "episode"
Keep doing this until I get myself an athlete
All called" Lump"
Special Olympics yo!
Even is he/she is shit I'll just do the old switcheroo until I get a winner
Ride of their winnings, treat the kid too, they did me well
Old dog goes on in life
Back end starts going as it does with all dogs
Take shotgun
Drive lump to a swamp
Point gun at Lump
See the tears in their eyes as if they actually understand what's happening
Can't do it
Drive away
Lump doesn't know the way home
As an old man I get curious
I drive out to see if Lump is still there
There Lump is
Lumps sat alone in a buggy marsh
Totally motionless except for their heart
Mud flowed up in to lumps pyjamas
Local piranhas confused
Ecosystem of local swamp destroyed
Convince the retarded kid that he can fly with cardboard wings and let him jump off a block of flats
that works better, if no witnesses
but he would have to grow and learn to understand you
Could be charged for negligence
Maybe "he shoved his meccano into the wall socket"?
>have to deal with family members judging you
u think they want a retarded grandchild?
cuz they dont
a chick, friend of my ex, had pennyroyal tea to abort and police visited her 3 times and gave up,
but they tried to frame her
Just keep winding him up near precarious places such as sets of steep concrete stairs and rocky cliffs. One of his spastic wobblies will see to his fortunate demise
>but religion
>but love unconditionally
>but they are "special" and love purely
bullshit
it doesnt matter if ur kid has down syndrome or not once u get a kid its all done lol
you can shoo him out when old
>but religion
so drop him off at a church
This. Even in [my shithole country] most downies get flushed.
it is your problem
be a man and off with it
even if go to hell
My gf's twin has down, her older brother is paid out the ass by the government for taking care of him. So I'd probably keep it as a family pet, dealing with it's bullshit, all the while getting paid almost $1000 a paycheck
questions!
if we breed many downies, can we make a 30 cromossome creature that can have superpowers??
Down Syndrome kids are actually pretty cool. It's not great to have one, but there is still meaning and value to their existence and fulfillment in their care. You just have to adjust your plans for the future, which can be a crushing loss, but there is still value and love to be had.
why government would pay to help the most useless always?
kys white knight
they are angels until they discover fapping
them they cannot stop beating their meat DOWN
always ask yourself
what hitler would do?
I'd buy the little shit a computer and put him on Sup Forums
Im down and I am fully functional
>what to do?
I don't know, maybe find out if murder is legal where you live?
Serves you right for fucking a tetragenarian.
He's in my fucking head tho...
This happened to a bar tender I know. She used to party all the time, and make fun of hurr durr kids. She just had her first kid and its a Downey. Now shes all "He's so beautiful" and all that shit.
A part of me would love to just be like "I bet five bucks if you could get rid of it without the guilt, you would have."
I'm down too.
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>care for this person for the rest of your life
i've always made clear to friends and family that if i had a retard baby and it died of sids... that it wouldnt have been bc of sids
i also believe abortion should be legal until the 36th trimester. so no moral quandaries for this guy
u cant take a kindle to jai. but i know a dude (im in cali) who was in jail in minnesota dontcha know. and u could actually get bootleg kindles in commissary
...
but there is libraries right?
to read crime and punishment
you dont need to do that either
go to florida, google how to use chloroform to knock out the infant, kill the infant using chloroform and blame someone else (anyone is fine, id do like treyvon martin) and ur good to go
inb4 still illegal
casey anthony got away with it
>casey anthony
she is hot, any leaks?
Just don't have a kid. People on Sup Forums shouldn't be allowed to reproduce anyways.
Hope it's a girl, and mash her potatoes instead of jerkin it.
>you have to care for this person for the rest of your life.
You're sooo wrong, mate.
but Stef convinced me to have lots of white kids
love him
here u go. honestly didnt think thered by any, but hey, when there's a Sup Forums there's also a rule 34
you die first and it is alone and helpless or the gov takes care
shadi fucking lay user
moar
...
Mate, there's no autistic faggot in my (whole) family.
She reminds me of cooking with a microwave.
Hot on the outside.
Cold on the inside.
Will kill any child you put inside her.
> this person for the rest of your life.
>person
>Will kill any child you put inside her
my kinda woman. all fucking day
>Cold on the inside.
you don't know her
Am I the only one that shits my pants when I see deformed fetuses?
Have a car accident, bad enough to kill the baby not to kill you.
something definitely happens in my pants, but it's not shitting
what kind of down syndrome specialized police you got?
"-Ok so we got 2 cases. One with a raped and murdered young lady, and another with a down syndrome child that fell in the sewers. Which one should we pick?
-How many times do I have to tell you, we have a high priority on retarded baby deaths, Henry!"
social workers are crazy for the specials
nice feet
Take him off shore fishing with Fredo.
SIDS
> Murders own daughter.. Not cold hearted.
Suuuure buuuuddy
innocent
what about his one???
If you fucker her... it is considered a 3some?
Spartan cliff chuck.
If one consented and the other didn't.. Is it still rape?
if you roofie one do they both pass out?
can one like buttsex and the other one hate it?
imagine the dicksucking. the only girl(s) that can suck your dick and balls at the same time.
yes, it would be hell and heaveb
> "the only girl(s) that can suck your dick and balls at the same time."
Unfortunately it doesn't look like it.
fucking kek
what a lucky guy
off course you can do it, just turn a little in bed, not in seat tho
moar??
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You're clearly the retard here, OP. You're also a faggot, but that's beside the point.
People with DS are fully functional, happy people who live regular lives
No more guys.
Only pic I've ever seen.
moving to /r
>25 years
You realize this is how long they live?
Tell the bitch youll cut her, or she will have a fucking abortion