Man, I haven't read a good greentext in years and it's rare to find any on this board, let alone good ones

Man, I haven't read a good greentext in years and it's rare to find any on this board, let alone good ones.

ITT: give me an original greentext. Something to rival the Ghost Puncher or The Legend of Doradus. Just make one up or something.

Hey OP isn't the ghost puncher about the one guy's friend basically tormenting the ghosts in his house?

OP here, & yes, he torments the ghosts.

>There once was a faggot OP
>He requested original greentexts on Sup Forums
>You thought the rest of this would rhyme, fuck you
>Everybody walk the dinosaur or some shit, I don't give a fuck.

>assuming you amassed the intelligence to string together a rhyme was my first mistake

Alright OP, I've been meaning to greentext my first gay experience.

>be me aged 24
>always thought I was hetero
>spend hours looking at trap and 'rate my cock' threads
>start to get confused
>decide to try homosex to find out for sure
>tried dropping hints with male coworkers
>they assume I'm joking
>HERP touch my butt user LMFAO
>maybe sex with a stranger would be easy?
>start hanging around in the park at night
>feels stupid, but heard this is a great hook-up spot

cont?

>no

cont. man. Anything is good.

cont pls

not OP but I'd like to see the overweight pepe greentext about assaulting his mother over chicken tender, shit and piss all over the room and hardly being able to walk due to obesity
i dont see them around anymore

i could share my story of how i almost got to be a shota? its short, and ive posted it before so its not "technically" original, but fuck its not like its been screencapped/shared so its about as original as you can get

>just lurking in the bushes waiting for penis
>it's fucking pitch black, how do people get laid here?
>feel some movement nearby
>someone brushing up against my leg
>goodbye ass virginity
>can't even see the guy and he doesn't say a word
>I've slept with female hookers before, but this is even more seedy
>getting raging boner at the thrill of it, but still not sure about homosex
>he feels kinda twitchy and nervous
>maybe it's his first time too?
>maybe he's a meth head who will rob me?
>I decide to be brave, go in for the kill
>we start kissing

Cont? sorry, I'm typing as we go

Even those were good sometimes. Maybe one day we'll see a new nourishment of legendary greentexts again. (OP here.)

yes pls, and do gay people just go to the park at night to get butt fucked by a user? wtf

yeah, some parks are classic gay hookups. I guess it stems from the time when it was illegal? anyway, it was a weird experience, so figured I would share it.

>hard as diamonds from his warm breath and scent
>all my gfs have smelled like peaches and cream, so scent of a man is animalistic
>it's freezing cold out here though
>dude's ice-cold nose pressing on me
>really hope it isn't a homeless guy who just wants warmth

>dude is kinda bristly
>I had imagined girly trap, but it is too late to be picky
>glad he's a small guy though
>much shorter than me, so I can imagine he's a feminine type
>reach down for his cock, but can't feel much bulge
>he's more interested in my cock
>I'm embracing this shit now; gonna let this guy work my dick
>he heads down below and buries his face in
>nervous as hell now, but I whip out the dick

Getting to the good shit now anons.

Did thread die? Can't be fucked to type if nobody wants

post everything at once, or at least the max that is allowed

we are waiting for you to finish first, why fuck the thread up my making people have to match up what is a continuation from what

Keep going user, from OP.

thread would die by the time I typed it

kek, fair enough dude. couple more blocks of text

>he starts tonguing by dick rapidly
>this fag can move his tongue like a fucking hummingbird
>never had blowjob like this before
>with girls,usually teeth get in the way, but this is something else
>he goes to cup my balls
>he has long-ish nails (so possibly a trap after all?), and runs them along the seam of my scrotum
>fucking amazed that gay sex would be this different
>feels alien compared to hetero experiences
>but who gives a fuck, I am gonna blow a load in the bushes

>almost gonna explode at this point
>the fucking weirdness and kinkiness is blowing my mind
>starting to really like the bristles now
>I'm running my fingers through them as I reach the edge of climax
>suddenly, cops show up and turn on full beams
>totally blinded, really can't see a thing now
>"STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, THIS IS THE POLICE"
>look around to find my twink bro
>did he run for it?
>I just want him to know that, if we get arrested for this, it was worth it
>I know I am truly homosex now, and a vista of sexual experience has opened
>he's still on the floor in the undergrowth
>I reach down to help him up
>I have regained vision and can see by the cops' headlights
>mfw I suddenly realise I was fucking a porcupine

>got out of jail last week
>can't stop thinking of those porcupine bristles brushing over my scrotum
>so I have hit a new low. I am a furfag.
>when I was 16, I smoked pot and parents said it was a gateway drug
>ended up on amphetamines
>friends said they were a gateway to homosex
>turns out homosex is a gateway to furfag
>where will the ever opening gateways lead me?
>start going out at night with a can of dog food
>open the can and spread the food on the ground
>I lie down in the dog food and roll around
>spread some on my penis and my ass
>after a few moments, the porcupines and rodents arrive in droves
>scrabbling claws all over my body
>snuffling noses and tongues in my ass
>cum buckets, then wash myself in the river
>I am a big strong bear, at one with the wilderness

U fucking WOT m8?

wot/10 would wot again

expected spaghetti got something.....similar?

so.....almost shota story i guess?

>be me ~5yo
>mom likes to visit friend, and take me and brother along
>moms friend has a teenage son with a game console
>we are poorfags so this is exciting to us
>one day guy puls dick out and tells us we should put it in out mouths
>we dont have make contact, we can just let it just be in there
>whoever goes farthest gets to play most/first
>bro nopes out
>i go as far as the tip
>nothing else happens after that
>years later i tell my mom of this and she just shrugs it off
>mfw i literally told my mom some guy wanted me to suck his dick and she didnt care

honestly one of my biggest regrets in life was not taking it further, and if i could go back in time i woul enjoy every moment of that

bump for fur