Entire theater empty

>entire theater empty
>get seat where you have arm room etc
>some dude sits right next to you

>empty theater
>sit down
>dude sits next to me and starts jerking me off

>group of girls sit right behind you

>smelly frogposter sits right next to me

>tfw watched interstellar in theatre literally alone at night
>tfw it was the best cinematic experience i've ever felt even the movie wasn't a masterpiece
>tfw nobody saw me crying with coop

>new frog

>go to see neon demon
>movie starts, think i'm gonna have the whole theater to myself
>a giant group of teenage dancer girls in leotards come in
>sit right in front of me
>the necrophilia scene is just me and a group of preteens in leotards watching in the dark while they snicker

uncomfortable desu

I'm allowed to sit wherever I want. If you want a buffer better pay for three seats because I'm sitting wherever I want when I go to the theater.

That's what happens when you choose the best seats

>entire theater empty
>get any seat you want
>some girl sits right next to you
>in the middle of the movie
>girl starts sucking
>mfw

Fuck you dude you are the scum of the earth

>Watching a movie with my girlfriend in an empty theater
>Girlfriend falls asleep on my arm
>Feelsgoodman
>Suddenly see this ugly bastard with big ears sitting next to me
>Turns to me and asks why I'm wearing this stupid man suit
>mfw

>entire theater empty
>it always feel like somebody's watching me starts playing

>the cinema is full and the only empty seats are the gimp seats
>the buckets still have piss and shit in the bottom and people used them as trash cans on their way out

kek

>Completely empty theatre with assigned seats
>sit anywhere cuz it's fucking empty
>one other couple come in
>"excuse me you're in my seat"

Fucking spergs

I literally and actually jerked off in the theater to Ultraviolet starring Milla Jovovich

But I am watching you.

The worst part is when this actually does happen. Went to see the end of the world 4 weeks into release and it was completely empty. Then some fuck with sideburns actually sat next to me

I was like "out of all the seats? C'mon." He then whispered into my ear

>"it's illegal to watch movies alone you know :^)"

Is coop your dog?

coop is the name of my dog

>Guy makes EVERYONE move down a seat in one row because his seat is taken

Happened at star wars