"We will require at least 24 hours for the repair"

>"We will require at least 24 hours for the repair"
>"I want it done in four."

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No, I need 24 hours, dickhead.

>he hasn't worked in an office before

>"How long do you need, Doc?"
>"I designed it"
>"No, I mean how long until yo-"
>"I'm in"

>oh, okay

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>its got a 28 million bit dodecahedron encryption lock on it.
>can you hack it?
>I can hack anything, but its gonna take some time.
>do it.
>ok baby, lets dance.
*click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click*

>intelligence agency zooming in on a pixellated CCTV image of a target
>now enhance
>crystal clear HD picture

Unexpected lel.

Fuck you fag.

>it's no use, they're counterhacking us

>is she anygood?
>she's the best.

>counterhack back
>okay
>crisis averted

>is he good
>who said anything about he

kek, this.

On a side note, why are so many "hackers" in tv shows women?

Something to prove?

This actually happened to me irl

I was getting my car looked over and some dude came in needing a tire repaired, the guy told him it's going to be a few hours, there's people in front of him and he basically flipped out saying he needed it within the hour and left.

>blog
>coolstorybro

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>looks like they've got passed the primary firewall!

>hero gets shot by main villain
>falls down
>villain goes on a huge rant about how nothing stands in his way anymore
>as his back is turned, the hero stands up
>villain turns back around and sees him
>"heh, the doctors said smoking would kill me"
>pulls out Zippo from his shirt pocket with the bullet lodged in it

I'm kind of skilled with computers so every time I do something that isn't seen, like change the firewall rules or something, my friends think I'm hacking.

I really hate what movies have done to the general population.

> hacking scene
> the engineers have designed a gui for the backdoor exploit

>The aliens appear to have a carbon based structure and would therefore find lead toxic.
>Speak English, doc!
>Shoot them with bullets.
>Now THIS I understand *cocks gun*

yes.

it's so captain mcbuffman can use it

science fiction is pretty popular right now.

>your gun
>and the other one

I've seen this meme before, but I can't think of any movies where it's actually happened. Can someone name a couple?

>jump cutss of an absurd amount of weapons being put on a table
>last one is taken from an improbable place
>later we find out they have another one hidden anyways

Great post.

Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End (2007)

Deadpool

Name 113.3333333 rockabilly music videos where this happened.

Happens in Firefly and Stargate Atlantis too
And King of the Hill.

Hateful Eight

GOOLD!?

alright smartasses, name 8 film adaptations of honduran novellas where this happens

>*imminent death approaches*
>We're all going to die aren't we?
>Yes, you're going to die; I'm going to die; he's going to die; we're all going to die. But not today.
>*deus ex machina* saves everyone.

> hackers transferring data from server.
> the server admin tries all sorts of bullshit/ reverse hack/ whatever.
> doesn't just disconnect the server.

>bomb timer
>hero stops it at 0:02 because stopping at 0:01 is too cliche

James Bond stops it at 0:07

>bomb about to explode
>heroes open up bomb housing
>"You ever disarmed a bomb before?"
>"No"
>Successfully disarms bomb

There was an NCIS episode where all the techies were trying to stop the hackers, and Gibbs just turned it off
>but he might have unplugged the monitor instead. If so it's the thought that counts I guess

>james bond stops it at 0:07

I remember that. He just unplugged the monitor.

>mysterious ally appears
>Is she with you?
>I thought she was with you

Name two Mongolian throatsinging epics where this happens

youtube.com/watch?v=qd5MqjvhW9c

probably a completely shit movie but this scene is badass

>I'll open a socket for you

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>Protagonists get surrounded by the villain and his henchmen
>Villain henchmen #3 taunts them
>Main protagonist fires his weapon at a gas pipe and kills them all

>drifting with a battle ship

bvs

>probably

Did he really make a fucking Battleship: The Movie reference?
Who even remembers that shit long enough to do that?

well i haven't seen it

What about the other?

I don't need to see it to know that it's shit.

>side character about to swear
>"I'll get you, you mother-"
>*jump cut to gun firing, cutting off the final couple syllables*
>we had to keep it PG-13 somehow.

>Unarmed Protagonist surrounded by enemies with firearms

Well, you know what happens.

>that's some bull you mother

>The hard drive is military grade encrypted
>Decrypts it

>villain tries to get away in a helicopter
>main protagonists stops him with his bare hands

>Explain some basic high school science
>"I don't speak nerd, doc."

Well, I don't speak retard so I guess we're both screwed. How did you become a Section Chief with an IQ below 65?

>110 pound female protagonist gets surrounded by fifteen musclebound men
>gets raped

Heh, didn't expect the director to take a realistic approach with that scene.

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Dagger version in Game of Thrones with Jorah and Daario.

>grizzled no nonsense soldier
>only says "Hell" and "Crap" as swears

>"In English, doc!"

> character has a beautiful and protective older sister.
> Doesn't try to have sex with her.

Really breaks the immersion senpai

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Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

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dumb fredposter

And the dialogue says "Two more clicks..."
Watch your continuity, goddammit.

>Super secret underground hacker paramilitary specialist unit
>Uses iPhones
>Irony abounds

>it will cost 1 bazillion trillion dollars

>will you take a check?

>flick set in the US
>character celebrates Easter

Uh, what? You think Americans don't celebrate easter?

kek

the celebration?

>if there is even a 1% chance he is our enemy we have to take it as an absolute certainty

>"where are the reinforcements"
>"we are the reinforcements"

>joint set in the UK
>female shown without hijab

I would pay good money to see this line in a movie. Bravo, user.

>Second Indochina war movie
>some folks are born starts playing

reddit pls go

>I don't need to see it to know that it's shit.

Any flick that has real life battleships drifting in it is shit. Prove me wrong.

>we need a medic
>it's on the way, give me 5 minutes
>make it yesterday

that's my meme

you owe me money if you use it

Name one Marvel movie where they say this

>movie has characters that aren't heterosexual meat eating white men

We let our kids hunt eggs filled with candy and money and then we BBQ delicious meats and drink beer. Keep sucking the Pope's cock Eurofag.

>female lead gets introduced
>tackles 'the big guy' to the ground with one hand in training scene
>gets captured by mooks grabbing her arm
>never tries to escape

I mean make her a damsel or don't but for fuck's sake.

>that's my meme

>"I need you to reconfigure the shield matrix"
>"I'll get it done yesterday"
>"I want it done a week ago"

Easy Peasy

Enrico del Sol (1976)
Swedita (1995)
Hombre Pablo Honduro (2001)
El Burro El Taco (1982)
La Cosa (1982)
Im Funcionar Del Vapor (1967)
Película (2006)
user Es Un Marica (2016)

>"I'm going in."
>"Be careful!"
>"I will."

>a frogpost that isn't an attempt at absurdist humor

Pasha?