Americans are pussies

Americans are pussies
man up and play a real sport
take off the armor and fight like a man

>man up and play a real sport

Does your mom count?

armor would have helped when Irwin took a sting ray barb to the chest

fucking pussy

American football is far more physically demanding, there's a reason you end up fucked for life even if you never played past highschool level. You'd probably have half the team dying on the field if they had no protections.

>man up
Aren't there a bunch of women's rugby leagues because the sport is soft enough for ladies to play?
American football hits are a lot harder than rugby hits. And aside from the hits you have people doing all these fun flips for catches and stuff where they basically leap 6 feet in the air and land on their head

this.
>half the team dying
I think there were people who literally died playing american football in the old days. And the hits weren't nearly as tough back then.

>HURRRRRRR MEN DIEDED LOOK AT HOW HARD WE AND OUR SPORTS ARE M8

>that flag
>this opinion
Hello Paco.

>harden up
>censor mean words

>Australians did nothing to contribute to the fall of the Axis Powers
>New Zealand had more of an impact in the war effort
sit at home where you belong

>posts picture of fat tackle as example of how weak handegg players are
>forgets that someone has to be on the receiving end of those 350lbs and survive

oh shit that's vince wilfork, if he took it off he'd be making you into his prison bitch

serious question for ameriblobs, how long has it been since you've seen your pecker for the last time?

vince wilfork is 300 pounds with a 5 second 40 yard dash, covered in protective armour , he would literally kill and eat that aussie

>"th-they need the armour because of the hits!"
>handegg players get life-shortening head injuries anyway
>mfw handegg will cease to exist within 10 years

loving every laugh

Vince Wilfork would kill then eat that Aussie

You cant spell autistic without aussie

Why do people always choose linemen when picking out American Football players?

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because, since they're big and fat, they can't be athletes at all.

Since your mom put it in her mouth

You're alright Muhammed

Because picking a wr doesn't hold true to the "Americans are all fat" meme.

yuropoor/amerifat shitposting

Everyone knows different sports require different bodies, no one seriously thinks shot putters are out of shape because they weigh more than marathon runners.

>you will never be dominated by Wilfork